BRINDLETERM OF THE DAY: "ROBOT BEAR"
robot bear © [roh-bot bair]
noun
- a gruff, burly, clumsy, bad-mannered autonomous machine that resembles any of the plantigrade, carnivorous or omnivorous mammals of the family Usidae (bears), having massive bodies, coarse heavy fur, relatively short limbs and almost rudimentary tail.
- Archie believes these creatures exist in densely wooded areas all over the world. They travel in groups of threes and create trouble wherever they go. Most often they hide inside the treeline next to well-travelled roads and highways, waiting for a car to stop, so they can dismantle and eat it. Robot bears are trouble all of the time unless it is raining. Robot bears never come out in the rain.
- The most sought-after food for the robot bear is motor oil, known to them as "robot bear honey". Archie believes they get even more rambunctious and discourteous when they've consumed even the smallest amount.
Coyotepeoples can be real goobers, butt nothing is worser than bears, guys!! Or robots!! Or worstest of alls... ROBOT BEARS!! Yes!!
Archie's sketch of a robot bear.
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