BRINDLETERM OF THE DAY: "BJORN THE TENNIS YETI"
Bjorn the Tennis Yeti ©
[byawrn th uh ten-is yet-ee]
noun
- much like Steve the Deer, Bjorn the Tennis Yeti is a character that Archie has never met, but believes is very real. Unlike Steve however, Archie has never even caught a glimpse of, or witnessed any real evidence of the reclusive yeti. Nevertheless, he remains certain Bjorn is merely very shy and that one day they will be inthesameplacefriends and have awesome bellychuckles together.
- while visiting St. Anthony's Park (65 Hartson Road in London, Ontario, Canada) in preparation of writing a review, Archie found the park to be quite unusual. It was small and nestled far back from the road between two residences. There were no signs, markers or even pathways, yet it featured a full tennis court set curiously far back from the street, like it was being kept a secret. Beyond the tennis court, the back 1/3 of the park was a densely wooded area and within that, Archie discovered a makeshift camp and teepee built out of fallen tree branches. He quickly deduced that a yeti, who clearly loves the game of tennis, lives there and immediately chose to name him "Bjorn".
"My soopershy friendlypal Bjorn the Tennis Yeti is prolly the bestest tennisnetter in all of evertimes, guys!! Prolly!!"
This is where Bjorn lives, guys!! Does'nt look like so much from the rollycar road, amirite!!??
Butt if you go wayfarback, you can see his court for tennisnetting!!
Plus just behind that is where I founded his house!! If you see him, tell him I say "HI!!", K? K!!
Prolly this is what he looks like!! Prolly!! PLus if you look sooperclose.......
HE IS CARRYING A TENNISBALLY!! I KNEW IT!! IT IS BJORN, EVERYBUDDY!! :) :) :)
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