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"The Gentleman Plus The Ladyperson"

Once upon a times, when nobuddy was looking, a gentleman met a ladyperson.

The gentleman was nice. So was the ladyperson. What I am saying is when they were inthesameplacefriends, there was lots of nice going on. Big piles of it, even. Yes. 

The gentleman liked the ladyperson's name too. To him it sounded sorta like giggling fairydust tickling his earparts. Plus she liked his name too. She said it sounded like burlyman snuggles. They had it bad, guys. 

One day, the gentleman figured out how to make the ladyperson bellychuckle. Not giggle, guys. Bellychuckle. Yes. The for reals boomer bellychuckles that peoples who look crazybananas make! Yup!! First time it happened, her lady teadrink came shooting right out her smellerator!! I know!! Not very ladypersonlike, butt know what happened!!?? 

They fell in lovings. It was everywheres plus they tripped innit, plus fell innit, plus they got it allover their fancy clothings and even in one shoe. They had it bad, guys. 

"PRETTY SURE I AM LOVING YOU" said the gentleman. 

"Yup." said the ladyperson, wiping teadrink off her pretty face. "PRETTY SURE I AM LOVING YOU TOO." 

They just sat there for sooperlongtimes, soaked in lovings, staring googily-eyed into each others lookingmarbles. It was the nicest part yet. 

"HOW LONG DO YOU THINK?" said the ladyperson. "HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE CAN KEEP MAKING ALLA THESE LOVINGS?" 

"PROLLY FOREVER" said the gentleman. "NO. NOT EVEN. he said, changing his thinkingthoughts.

"FOREVER AND EVEREVER". 

The next daytimes was the first daytimes after the last daytimes the gentleman plus the ladyperson weren't together allatimes. Forever and everever. 

THE END. 

wordybits by Archibald Flubberford Brindleton

Beauregard Ottaway

"The Handsome Catperson Named Carl"