Park Review #395

Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!

HORTON-RICHMOND
POCKET PARK

250 Richmond Street,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Sorta cute!!
Still just teensy, but shinynew!!
Lotsa places for sitting buttparts
Table with chessparts onnit!!
Grassycarpet looks good!!
Still sooperclose to rollycars!!
Still not so good for puppies!!

Originally posted on Facebook, July 27, 2014

Guys. Seriousface. This is getting sillybeans for reals. When Pop said there was a "pocket park" real close to where we live, I got excited! Sounds soopercute to me! I would love to put a park in my pocket if I had pockets, plus if I wore pants and stuff! Yes! But truestory this is just a little chunk of grassycarpet right in the downtownplace where two sooperbusy rollycar roads meet! See it?

It's got just two benches for sitting buttparts on, a trashycan, a shrubbadub, plus a big 'ol picturesign that can change into a whole 'nother picturesign! t's oone of those transformery robots or somethings!!

Guess they didn't know what else to do with this little chunk of place, so they made it into an eensyteensy park! Sortof! Anyhoozle, it's really not too good for puppies and it is crazybananas not safe for reals, so basically just one snort 'cuz it's OK for doing chores if you have to, butt.... only that. Yes.

UPDATE

Guys!! This eensyteensy, sketchy little park got a toptobottom makeover and stuff!! I am not even joshing, he looks pretty good now!! Yup!! There is little walkingroads, plus shinynew grassycarpet, plus lotsa places for putting buttparts, plus even a table for playing checkerchess if you want too!! There is even a cyclebike rodeo for tying up your cyclebike and stuff!! Basically it looks waymorebetter, butt... it is still crazybananas close to the rollycars, so still only 1 snort!!
Sorry park, butt you are looking good, buddypal!!