Park Review #401

Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!

LTC - BRYDGES PARK

1305 Brydges Street,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Real teensytiny and stuff!!
Right next to sooperbusy rollycar roads!!
I mean SOOPERbusy, guys!!
There is a bus station!!
Butt that is 'bout it!!
Not even good for doing chores!!

Guys.... it took sooperlongtimes for me to visit this park even though I go by it allatimes with Mum plus Pop in SkyrollerBloo!! Truestory this park is right where everybuddy can see it real easy, butt it is still sooperhard to get to 'less you are walking allaways there!! Yes!! There is no places to leave your rollycars, for crying out Pete!! Butt... one day..... finallytimes, we 'cided to do this one, so Pop left SkyrollerBloo eleventy blocks a 'way, then me plus Mirabelle plus Pop alla walked forevertimes just to get there!!

Wishowish I could say this park was worth it, butt no joshing this was one of the worstest parks in all of evertimes!! It has none of the good stuffs like a burblecreek, or nice walkingroads, or sooperfun monkey climbers, or swinging chairs or any of that stuff!! Plus it has alla the worstest stuff n'stead!! Stuff like trashybits allover everywheres, like it being sooperteensy with no fencings plus right next to some of the most busiest rollycar roads in all of everywheres, plus it is sorta gross looking too!! Guys this park is not "easy on the lookingmarbles" is what I'm saying!!

So basically it is just a teensy chunk of space sorta triangularishy-shaped with the skinny, pointy end pointing right at jillions of busy rollycars zooming by!! There is a little station for waiting to get on a rumblebus, butt that is 'bout it!! Plus there is one creepy looking leafytree who looks like it is gonna try to grab at the rollycars going by!! It is soopercreepy!!

Get it together, park!! You are one of the worstest in evertimes, K? K!! 😜 😜 😜