Park Review #408

Snort Index Rating: 0.0 SNORTS!!

NORTH LONDON OPTIMIST COMMUNITY CENTRE

1345 Cheapside Stree,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

It is mostly INSIDEPLACE!!
Lotsa nets for catching tennisballs!!
Rollerfootsing!!
Ballyhockey!! I want to see that!!
Peoples play with squashes here??
Lotsa places for rollycars to wait for you!!
Butt basically it is a buildinghouse!!
NO PUPPIES ALLOWED!!

Okeedoke, everybuddy...

Here is the dealio.... I was thinkingthoughts this park sounded pretty 'mazing what with alla the tennisnetting goings on, plus rollerfootsing, plus ballyhocky plus a whole entire room named JIM (Gym), plus soopercool stuffs like that BUTT......

This is one of those parks that is not even a park!! Truestory for reals no joshing seriousface this park is almostly all inside a buildinghouse!! PLUS... PUPPIES ARE NOT EVEN ALLOWED!!

So.... 'cuz it is on my list of alla the parks in my London, Ontarioplace, I had to have a looksee, butt 'less they start letting puppies in to play with alla their soopercool stuff, I am not gonna hang out at this one!! Not even!!

Sorry park, butt you are crazybananas insides out plus backwards and stuff!! 😊 💜