Park Review #418

Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!

WINDERMERE FIELDS

745 Windermere Road,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Sportypark for soccerballing!!
Rollycar parking rodeo!!
Lotsa nets for catching soccery-type balls!!
Soopercool lightningbulbs for playing after nightynightimes!!
Butt not so much for puppies!!

Howdy, friendlypals!!

Shanksh for checking out my shinynew park review for WINDERMERE FIELDS!! Yup!!
Okeedoke!! Down to tacky brassparts and stuff!!

This park was made special for playing sporty-type games, you guys!! Yes!! 'Specially the one called SOCCERBALLING!! That is the one with lots'nlots of zoomers goofballery innit plus everybuddy wears shortpants, plus tries to catch polka-dot ballies in gigantical nets!! It is pretty crazybananas, butt lots of peoples plus even juniorpeoples luvluvlove to play, so that is why they made this sooperspecial park!! Seriousface!!

Basically there are FREE (3) gigantical fields of grassycarpet for playing on, plus - GET THIS, GUYS - they come with sooper'mazing lighteningbulbs allaways 'round so peoples can even play when it is nightynightimes!! I know!! How soopercool is that!!?? Pretty soopercool for reals!!

So, this park is pretty cool and all, butt not so much for puppies, guys. Nope. Not even. It is sooperbusy lotsatimes 'cuz so many peoples want to do soccerballing, so it is not cool to even walk 'round too much 'cuz you will just get in the way!! It puts happy in my heart this park is here and stuff, butt... it is prolly bestest to use it only for soccerballing!! Prolly!!

Shanksh, park!! You are sooperpopular and stuff, plus I like your neato lightningbulbs!! 😊 😊 😊