Park Review #419

Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!

HICKORY WOODS

1590 Warbler Woods Walk,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

No way in, for crying out Pete!!
Too (2) ways in on the picturemap, butt one is too crazybananas with wilderwild, plus the other is all closed off with fencybits!!
Maybe this park is gonna get all opened up when the neighbourhood is done!! Maybe!!

Guys... I was sooper'cited to meet this park 'cuz firstofalls it has a soopernice name and stuff, don'tchathink!!?? Iknowrite!!?? Plus it is sooperclose to one of my most favoritist parks in all of everywheres, WARBLER WOODS, plus the wordybits I read 'bout it said this park has a "WALKING TRAIL". Sounds pretty good, amirite!!?? Butt when I got there - NOT SO MUCH!!

Basically this park is right on the corner of a shinynew neighbourhood they are not even done builderating!! Truestory!! Plus on the picturemap it says there are TOO (2) ways in!! One way is in a the neighbourhood that has been done for a whiles, butt the other, waymorebigger way in is part of the shinynew neighborhood that is not even done yet!! Yup!!

So anyhoozle, I tried the way in that is in the oldentimer neighborhood, butt - NOPE!! It is waytoo thick with shrubbadubs plus leafytrees and stuff!! There was no "walking trail" on that side!! So then I went to the shinynew neighborhood side, plus guess what I found!! FENCYBITS!! Yup!! There was no way in from this side too!! I was pretty confuselled, butt after doing lotsa gymnastical thinkery I am pretty sure I know what is happening and stuff, guys. Yes.

I am thinkingthoughts prolly this park is gonna get waymorefancier when alla the builderating is done!! Yes. Prolly!! Butt 'till they are all done builderating, prolly they are putting this park ON HOLD sortof!! So for the nowabouts, this park is the worstest, 'cuz you can't even get in, butt I will try to come back latertimes to check it out, 'cuz I wanna try out this WALKING TRAIL thingy I keep hearing alla 'bout!! I luvluvlove walkingtrails in the woodsyplaces!!

Shanksh, butt not so much, Park!! I will see you latertimes when you are all finished and stuff!!