Park Review #420

Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!

SEVILLA PARK

760 Sevilla Park Place,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Grassycarpet!!
That is basically IT, guys!!
Plus there are rollycar roads ALLAWAYS 'ROUND this whole entire park!!
OK for doing chores!!
Butt that is 'bout all you can do here!!

Boyoboyoboyoboyoboy, guys...... 'Course it is not fair to be thinkingthoughts every park on my list is gonna be sooperdooperawesometimes, butt... truestory for reals no joshing seriousface I was not 'specting to see a park this sooperSNORING, either!! Golly!!

OK. So this park has a nice-sounding name and stuff. Yes. I will start with the bestest parts to tell you 'bout. I like "Sevilla Park". Sounds nice. Yes. Plus.... it is n my city that I live in!! Yes!! That is somethings soopergood too!! Yes!! ........... Yup............... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...

...BUTT THAT IS IT, GUYS!! The rest of this park is THE WORSTEST!!

For starters it is pretty smallish, plus all flattish, plus there is mostly no leafytrees plus the leafytrees that are there are just teensy, so there is no shadybits anywheres!! Nope!! Not even!!

Butt the waymoreworser part is that this park has ROLLYCAR ROADS ALLAWAYS 'ROUND IT!! I am not even joshing, guys!! I have seen lots'nlots of parks with rollycar roads real close, or maybe 'round a couple sides or somethings, butt great googilymoogily, this park has rollycar roads allaways 'round EVERY side!! It is crazybananas!! So... basically this park is maybe just OK for doing chores, butt even then it would be SNORING!! See you latertimes, park!!

Sorry, butt I would rather watch my whiskerparts grow than hang out 'round here!! 😜 😜 😜