Park Review #412

Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!

ST. STEPHEN'S PARK

1030 Mitchell Street,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Pretty mopey, guys!!
Not much goings on!!
Swinging chairs!!
Pavey walkingroads!!
Sorta isolated!!
Butt sorta next to a busy rollycar road!!!!

Know what, guys!!??

This park coulda been pretty awesome. Coulda been. Butt that is not what happened. Nope. 'Stead, what happened is my city where I live got a pretty snoring little city-type park. Yup!!

This park is sorta isolated nice from the neighborhood it is in!! Yup!! There is only one ways in plus it is at the end of a rollycar road nobuddy uses 'cept to go here!! So THAT is AOK. Plus.... there are fencybits mostly allaways a 'round!! THAT is soopergood too!!! BUTT.... there is one side that does not have fencybits plus know what!!?? That is the side right next to the busiest rollycar road in all of my city where I live!! I KNOW!! That is just crazybananas, amirite!!??

Anyhoozle, the rest of this park is sorta snoring. Pretty much. It is mostly grassycarpet, butt mostly all flat, plus there is some nets for catching soccer-type balls, plus a pavey walkingroad with benches for buttparts too, butt... guys..... I have to say, this park looks pretty mopey. I am not so sure how many peoples come to here anymores, 'cuz it looks sorta wore out and stuff. Yup.

Cheer up, park!! You are bumming me out for crying out Pete!! 😜 😜 😜