PARK REVIEW #441
Snort Index Rating 1.5 SNORTS!!
ESSEX PARK
30 MacDonald Avenue,
London, Ontario, Canada
- This park is pretty lousy, guys!!
- Just a chunk of place at the end of a rollycar street!!
- Nowheres to go!!
- Nothings to see!!
- Lotsa junkiness in the woodsyparts!!
- Needs a soopergood cleaningtimes!!
Okeedoke, you guys...
Not much for talkings 'bout for this park!! Nope!! Not so hot is what I am saying!!
Basically this park is just leftover woodsybits at the end of a rollycar road!! I am thinkingthoughts that prolly nobuddy even knows this is a park!! Prolly!! There is no wordysign or anythings that is inna park normaltimes, so this park is just for squirrelly peoples plus chickermonkers plus the NatureMama's babies and stuff!! Yup!! This is NOT a park for peoples or puppies to visit!!
Anyhoozle, there is a chunk of pretty nice woodsybits here, butt truestory it is too thick with shrubbadubs and stuff to go walkingtimes in!! I KNOW!! There is no walkingroad or even wilderpath, so you can only sorta look in!! Yup!! Plus even LOOKING in is not so fun!!
Basically there is lotsa trashybits plus clunkyjunk all piled in these woodsybits!! Goobers do that at the ends of rollycar roads like this, guys!! Yup!! That is why they are goobers!! Anyhoozle, this park needs a soopergood cleaningtimes plus maybe a place for hanging out, 'cuz 'till then, there is no reason to come here and stuff!! Not even!! 'Less you area chickermonker!!
Sorry park!! You need some helpings, so I am gonna 'member you for latertimes!! Yes!! π π
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