Jul 21

Jul 21 SHAKESPEAREAN GARDENS

Jordan Morris

Parks I have been to!

SHAKESPEAREAN GARDENS

Park Review #466

Snort Index Rating: 4.0 SNORTS!!

5 Huron Street,
Stratford, Ontario, Canada

Features:

So much prettiness, guys!!
Lotsa teensy walkingroads!!
Lotsa benches for buttparts!!
Next to a sooperpretty burblecreek!!
Lots'nlots of shadyparts!!
'Mazing historical sculpturebits
For reals a sooperspecial park!!

Hi guys!! 😀 💜

Golly!! I am sooper'cited to share this park review 'cuz know why!!?? 'Cuz this park is one of the most beautifullist parks I have seen in evertimes!! Seriousface!! Now truestory for reals it is not really for puppies, butt for peoples it is AWESOMETIMES!! Yes!! Prolly one of the most perfectal places for doing reflectorating or for taking your sweetie for a romantical walkingtimes!! YUP!!

Anyhoozle, this park has a whole buncha parts!! If you come in the frontways from the main rollycar road that goes by, there is a real pretty memorial-type wordysign saying "shanksh" to a man named R. THOMAS ORR who was on the Startfordplace Parks Board from when it was n'vented in 1904 to when he went over the bridge in 1957!! That is 'mazing!! Shanksh, MisterOrr!!

Then you go through a little woodsyroof archway thingy, plus down a crooked hill to some sooperpretty gardenparts full-up with lotsa flowerposies and stuff!! Yup!! This is where there is a soopercool sculpturestatue of BILLY SHAKES!! Yes!! That is what I call him!! His name was WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, plus everybuddy knows he was the most greatest n'ventor of theatreplays in all of evertimes!! Yup!! Fact is, this whole entire citytownsburg of STRATFORD is pretty much dedicated to his awesomeness!! Truestory!!

After that part, then you go down a 'nother crooked hill to a whole 'nother sooperpretty garden, plus to where there is a teensy hobbit-like stickybridge that will take you to a teensy little ISLAND!! Yup!! How cool is that, guys!!?? Pretty soopercool!! In the middleparts of a burblecreek!! There is a bench for your buttparts, plus lotsa nice stuffs for your lookingmarbles to see too!!

Back in the park, In the middleparts of the garden, there is a big tower made of brickery that is soopercool, then you go down a 'nother crooked hill to where the rest of the park is. Yes. There are lots'nlots of 'mazing leafytrees in this part, so mostly you are in the shadyparts allatimes, plus you can walk 'long the burblecreek allaways to the backparts where the walkingroads turn 'round to bring you back!! Basically this park is made out of awesome, guys. I am not even joshing.

There is a real pretty GAZEBO in the backparts plus pickanicikng tables too, so this would be a soopernice spot for a pickanick with friendlypals or your sweetie 'cuz I am thinkingthoughts they would luvluvlove it!! I know I sure would!! Mirabelle too!!

Best part is this park is not too gigantical, so seeing all of it is pretty easybreezy. Just 'member there is lotsa crooked hills to see everywheres, so you will have to help friendlypals who have rollychairs and stuff, K? K!! So... even though this park is not so much for puppies, plus puppies should stay on safety strings, plus there is no way to get to wet, wateryparts 'cuz the burblecreek is sorta over a wall and stuff... I am still saying this park is totally worth seeing 'cuz of it's 'mazing beautifullishness!! Yes!!

Shanksh, park!! Keep up the soopercool work and stuff, K? K!!