Jul 22

Jul 22 STRATFORD CONFEDERATION PARK

Jordan Morris

Parks I have been to!

CONFEDERATION PARK

Park Review #467

Snort Index Rating: 4.0 SNORTS!!

100 Romeo St S,
Stratford, Ontario, Canada

Features:

So much beautifullishness!!
A 'MAZING wateryfall!!
With a little puddlepond too!!
Lotsa benches for buttparts!!
Lots'nlots of shadyparts!!
'Mazing historical sculpturebits

Guys. Guys.... stop what you are doing, plus get in your rollycars, plus go to this park right now. Yes. I will even wait and stuff, K? K!! ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Did you go!!?? No!!?? Okeedoke!! I will wait even waymorelonger!!................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................How 'bout now!!? No!!?? Great googilymoogily, guys!! You gotta go!! Butt I will finish my review then, K? K!!

So... this park is MAGICALISH, guys!! Yes!! It is hiding in one of the most prettiest little citytownsburgs in all of my Ontarioplace, STRATFORD!! Yup!! Plus this park is real close to a sooperbig one called UPPER QUEENS PARK that has a sooperfamous theatrehouse innit, butt still not many peoples know 'bout this one 'cuz it is sorta hiding in lotsa leafytrees and stuff!! Yes!! Butt... if you find this park it will put lots'nlots of Happy in your Heart!!

Firstofalls the not so great stuff: This park is real close to rollycar roads on TOO sides, so puppies should prolly use safety strings guys. Yes. Seriousface. BUTT... in the very middleparts of these 'mazing leafytrees, there is a sooperspecial, paw-made PUDDLEPOND WITH A WATERYFALL!! Yup!! Plus it is real easy for puppies to just walk right into the puddlepond 'cuz it is built right into the walkingroads!! Behind the wateryfalls is a big pile of rockybits with a crooked hill that goes up the back, so you can climb up real easy to see everythings!! It is basically 'MAZING!!

This sooperbeautifullish little park is like an OASIS for reflectorating, guys. It is famous for the "garden architecture" that is a whole lot like a Japanese Water Garden!! Yes!! If you are close, you should go see it 'cuz it is a 'mazing place for looking at flowerposies, shrubbadubs plus lotsa peoples getting married luvluvlove to make picturestories here 'cuz of alla the beautifullishness!!

This park is one of my most favoritist places for just sitting on my buttparts plus listening to the wateryfall plus doing lotsa brainmelon reflectoring!! I could stay the whole entire daytimes plus if you come you will see why too!!

Shanksh, park!! Basically you are my most favoritist in all of the STRATFORDplace!! Truestory!!