STRATFORD UPPER QUEENS PARK
The bridge to Tom Patterson Island
UPPER QUEENS PARK
Park Review #469
Snort Index Rating: 4.0 SNORTS!!
133 Queen's Park Dr W,
Stratford, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- So sooperpretty everywheres!!
- A 'nother THAMES RIVER!!
- A goofballery place for juniorpeoples!!
- Lotsa pavey walkingroads!!
- Tom Patterson Island!!
- Duke's Grille and Ice Cream Shack!!
- Nice restingrooms for doing chores!!
Well, guys!! It happened a 'gain!! Yup!! I am being spoilt with getting to do exploradventuring in some sooperbeautifullish parks latelytimes!! It is 'MAZING!!
This park is basically the biggest, most sooperfamous park in all of the Stratfordplace!! Yes!! Plus it is sooper'portant 'cuz so much sooper'portant stuff is innit!! If you did not know, the Stratfordplace is famous allover everywheres for being PRETTY, plus for having one of the bestest SHAKESPEARE THEATRE FESTIVALs in the whole entire marbleworld!! Truestory for reals!! If you luvluvlove theatreshows, then one daytimes you need to come here to see one that will 'splode your brainmelon!! I am not even joshing!! Alla the most famous actorpeoples in the Canadaplace, plus lots from the Englandplace plus even lotsa other places come here to play in the bestest shows and it is AWESOMETIMES!! I am not even joshing!!
Mister Christopherplummer does actorating here, guys!! CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER!! 😀
I am getting too 'cited talking 'bout it for crying out Pete!! Anyhoozle.... he Stratfordplace is basically beautifullish everywheres with a sooperpretty MisterRiver that goes right through the middleparts!! THAT is where this park is!! Yes!! It sits next to their MisterRiver, plus it also has a big chunk of place where the FESTIVAL THEATREhouse sits up onna hill so everybuddy can see it real easybreezy!! It is 'Mazing plus it is full-up with magic, guys!! Seriousface!!
So lotsa this park is nice, plus open with easybreezy walkingroads that ANYBUDDY can use, plus benches for buttparts allover, plus the most prettiest leafytrees plus shrubbadubs plus even flowerposies everywheres!! It is perfectal for bringing your sweetie or doing reflectorating or just 'membering how 'mazing our marbleworld really is, guys!! I luvluvlove it!!
The part next to MisterRiver is amayzazing!! Like from a storybook or somethings, plus there are lotsa floatybirds plus even lotsa SWANPEOPLES, guys!! Seriousface!! The Stratfordplace is sooperfamous for alla it's swanpeoples, so you will want to see them for reals BUTT... be careful, plus give them lotsa roominess, cuz they can be... SURLY. Yes!! Plus one more thing for watching out for is alla the poop. Yup. Sorry, butt alla those floatybirds make lotsa poops too. BUTT.... it is still one of the most prettiest places I have everever been to in all of evertimes!!
At the riverparts, there is even a stickybridge that will take you to TOM PATTERSON ISLAND!! It is soopercool like a Pirate Island or somethings!! Basically it is just nice, plus pretty ('COURSE IT IS!!) with lotsa benches for buttparts, plus you can watch the floatybirds or the floatyboats that you can even rent for HappyFunTimes!! (* The rental shop is at the far WEST side of the park near downtown, NOT near the Festival Theatrehouse, guys!!)
Plus if you walk up the hill to the woodsyparts behind the Festival Theatrehouse there is a 'mazing goofballery spot for juniorpeoples with swingingchairs plus monkeyclimbers, plus that is where DUKES GRILLE AND ICE CREAM SHACK is, plus where the restingrooms are too!!
The Festival Theatrehouse is awesometimes all on it's own plus it has a special promenade at the back, plus a sooperpretty garden at the front, butt no worrythoughts 'cuz I am gonna review those as separate parks!! Yup!! You are gonna luvluvlove it too!!
Basically this is a magicalish place that I hope everybuddy gets to see one day!!
Shanksh, park!! You are so full-up with magicalishness, you fill my heart with HAPPY!! 😀 💜
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