THE GREEN
THE GREEN
(* previously reviewed as NORMAL SCHOOL FIELD)
Park Review #12
Snort Index Rating: 2.5 SNORTS!!
165 Elmwood Avenue East
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Not so much a regular city-park!!
- Just mostly a chunk of grassycarpet!!
- Plus some leafytrees too!!
- 'Couple of soccerballing fields!!
- Butt no benches for buttparts!!
- Rollycar roads allaways 'round!!
- Plus no fencybits either, so safetystrings on for all puppies, guys!! Seriousface!!
OH! Hey!! Hi guys!! 😊 💜
I am sooper'cited to go back plus redo this Park Review from waywayback in oldentimesday 'cuz know why!!?? 'Cuz this park was not even a park back then!! Nope!! Butt I reviewed it anyhoozle 'cuz I am made out of awesome!! Ha ha!! Plus know what happened!!?? This 2016times, my city where I live 'cided to make it a 'fficial park and everythings!! Yup!! Best part is, they gave it a soopercool shinynew name too!! Yup!! Nowabouts it is called "THE GREEN"!! ooooOOOoooo!!
This park is a big chunk of leftover place that used to be schoolingrounds!! Yup!! Cuz on one whole side of this block is a gigantical oldentimer buildinghouse called THE NORMAL SCHOOL. I am not even joshing!! Pretty weird name, amirite!!?? Butt it is not what you are thinkingthoughts!! Not even!! That is what they called schoolinghouses for brainlearning teachers how to teach!!
(You can read waymorelots 'bout NORMAL SCHOOLS by clickyclicking right HERE)
They builderated our Normal School in the 1899times, plus the firstest students came in the 1900times!! Yup!! Plus it was a for reals brainlearning school for teachertypes 'till the 1958times!! Then it got sold to somebuddy, then sombuddy else, 'till 'ventually the regular schoolboard started to use it 'till just latelytimes!! Butt last yeartimes the YMCA bought it, plus manoman did they snazz it up real good!! Anyhoozle.... this whole entire block looks AWESOMETIMES!! Prolly waymorebetter than even when it was shinynew!! Yup!! That is why I am giving this park one extra HALF of one snort more than the firstest times I reviewed it!! For reals!!
So back to the park review for crying out Pete!! Ha ha!! This park is what everybuddy 'roundabouts my Wortley Village calls "THE GREEN" Butt it was not 'fficially "THE GREEN" 'till just littlebits a 'go!! Mostly it gets used for special festivalparties put together by the Wortley Village Business Association, plus every yeartimes they have one called THE GATHERING ON THE GREEN!! Yup!! So now it is for reals called THE GREEN!! Pretty soopercool if you ask me!!
This park is sooperspecial to me, plus I luvluvlove it sooperlots, butt it is still not a 'mazing park for puppies, though guys. See... there are rollycar roads allaways 'round, plus no fencybits, so it is not good for puppys to do zoomers goofballery in, K? K!! It is AOK for visiting, plus pickanicking maybe, butt that is 'bout it!!
Luvluvlove you park!! Plus you have the coolist name in all of evertimes!! 😀 😀 😀
Archie's original review:
(Unofficial Park)
NORMAL SCHOOL FIELD
165 Elmwood Avenue
HAPPY FUN TIMES RATING: 2 SNORTS
This is right in my Wortley Village, guys!! That big 'ol brickeryblock building is called the NORMAL SCHOOL!! Yup!! That is where peoples go to do lotsa brainlearning and stuff!! Truestory it is historicalish and everythings! Not really a sooper park - more like a big chunk of grassycarpet - but lots of leafytrees 'round the outside plus allatimes big piles of nice peoples plus puppies to meet!
Archie's original "NORMAL SCHOOL FIELD" review photo. (*Notice how the building in the background has changed by viewing the new photos in the gallery below)
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