DEVOS DRIVE SWMF (STORM WATER MANAGEMENT FACILITY)
DEVOS DRIVE SWMF
Park Review #499
Snort Index Rating: 3.5 SNORTS!!
1457 Devos Drive,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Puddlepond!!
- Butt not for cooling off in, guys!!
- Pavey walkingroads!!
- Nice leafytrees!!
- Secret wildertrails at the Easterly endparts!!
- A HOBO HIDEOUT!! Yes!!
Hi guys!! *BUTTWIGGLE* 😊 💜
Shanksh for reading my park review for the DEVOS DRIVE SWMF!! It is a pretty good one and everythings!! Yup!!
Firstofalls... let's get down to tacky brassparts, K? K. This park has wordysigns that say STONEY CREEK VALLEY. Yes. That is SORTA right, butt not 'ZACKLY RIGHT either, guys. See.... this whole entire chunk of parks is ALL part of Stoney Creek Valley, BUTT...... this chunk I am reviewing this daytimes is called the DEVOS DRIVE SWMF. Yes. So don't have thinkingthoughts you will see a wordysigns that say it 'cuz -NOT SO MUCH!!
Anyhoozle.... this park is a walkingtimes park hiding behind a nice buncha peoplehouses. Yes. 'Cuz it is a STORM WATER MANAGEMENT FACILITY that means mostly it is a gigantical puddlepond for helping to manage alla the rowdy wet, wateryparts after it gets all stormy with rainingdrops and stuff. Yup!! That way there is not gigantical piles of wet, waterystuff doing zoomers through alla the streets carrying rollycars a'way and stuff!! Seriousface!!
There is only TOO (2) ways into this park, guys. One is 'tween too peoplehouses on the pavey walkingroad. You can see in the picturestories. Yup. Plus the OTHER way is by walkingtimes through a whole differenter park nextdoor called STONEY CREEK VALLEY- CENTRAL. Yup. Basically alla the Stoney Creek Valley parks are part of one gigantical park, so prolly nobuddy would even notice it has been made into a whole buncha waymoresmaller parks with differenter names and stuff, butt... that is what they did!!
So like I say, mostly this park is just a gigantical puddlepond with a walkingroad that goes allaways 'round one side, then keeps going into the nextest park called STONEY CREEK VALLEY - CENTRAL. So if you come, plus if you stay on the pavey walkingroad, plus can't see the puddlepond anymores, prolly you are in STONEY CREEK VALLEY - CENTRAL!! Prolly!! It is sorta pretty, plus there is lots'nlots of leafytrees, butt not so much shadyparts when you are on the walkingroad, guys!! BUTT... me plus Mirabelle founded a SECRET WILDERTRAIL at the most EASTERLY endparts!! Yup!! So if you wanna try a some exploradventuring for ADVANCED BEGINNERS, look for a wordysign right near the way in at that end!! (You will see picturestories of it in the gallery below, guys) There are too (2) widertrails pretty close together plus they both go zigzaggery through the wilderwild PLUS.... if you can find it, you will maybe see the HOBO HIDEOUT we found in there too!! Yes!! That was 'citing and stuff!!
Butt... most importantal of alls for me to say 'bout this park is... the gigantical puddlepond is real cool, plus real pretty, plus soopernice for walkingtimes 'round, BUTT.... it is not for jumping in, guys!! NOT EVEN!! Mostly it is pretty swampy and stuff, so 'cuz it is not MOVING, plus sits in the sunsmiles every daytimes getting funky, it would maybe make puppies plus peoples soopersick if you went in, K? K!! Sooper'portant!! It is not stinky or anythings, butt it is for reals not for drinking or cooling off undercarriages guys!! Just sayin'!!
Shanksh, park!! Your puddlepond is sorta pretty, plus your secret wildertrails were sooperfun!!
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