BRINDLETERM OF THE DAY: "BENCHES FOR BUTTPARTS"
benches for buttparts ©
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idiom
a long seat for several persons; typically in reference to more than one, or several.
Archie will use this brindleterm whenever describing the features of a park he has visited. It's not apparent when he began to make this part of his lexicon of brindleterms, but whenever he composes a review of a new park, it will inevitably include the term "benches for buttparts".
"Me plus Mirabelle went to a shinynew park this daytimes, guys!! Yup!! There was monkeyclimbers, swingingchairs, slippyhills, plus lots'nlots of benches for buttparts!!
You would neverever know, butt even wayfarback in the woodsyparts of KOMOKA TRAILS there are a whole buncha benches for buttparts!! Yup!!
Alla the puppy playgrounds in our city where we live have these soopercool benches for buttparts!! They look like neckasaurus bones!! Seriousface!!
This walkingroad in Medway Valley Heritage Forest North has soopercool benches for buttparts too!! These ones are made from gigantical boulderocks!! Yup!!
My favoritist benches for buttparts are sooperclose to MisterRiver so we can hang out and stuff!!
"BURBLE URBLE URBLE, MISTERRIVER!!"
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