DINGMAN CONSERVATION
Park Review #600:
DINGMAN CONSERVATION
(Formerly Dingman Wetlands)
Snort Index Rating:
0.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
A whole lotta NOT SO MUCH!!
You can’t even get to the insideparts!!
Nothings much for lookerating at!!
Just a big ‘ol chunk of swampiness!!
Visited on Sept. 17, 2016!!
This park is right here in my Forest City where I live, guys!! So it is not even that far aways from the Brindlebunch foreverhome!! That’s just science!!
This park used to be just the chunk with swirly circlebits innit, guys!! Check out this picturemap from the ‘fficlial CITY OF LONDON (my ForestCity) interwebsnetsite!! ………
See!!?? It USED to be just the middle green chunk, butt latertimes I will show you how much changery has happened, K? K!!
Here is what you can see from your rollycar, guys!! Not so much!! Truestory, you would prolly go-go-go right on by ‘cuz there is no wordysign or ANYTHINGS!! ………….
Just this teensy rollycar road with fencings ‘cross it!! Not ‘zackly INVITING, amirite!!?? IKNOW!!
Butt THAT is not the whole, entire story, guys!! Plus it is ‘cuz of the RESTEST of the storytimes that I choosed this park for my lastest won!! You will see!! …..
A young Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton on one of his first wilderwild adventures in 2013
Hey hidey-ho, friendlyfriends!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Shanksh for coming to read my shinynew Park Review!! It means lots’nlots you are here for sharing this sooper’portant thing that is happening!! I am sooper’cited in my brainmelon, butt truestory, I am pretty ouchie in my HappyHeart too ‘cuz this won is gonna be waymoredifferenter than all the other wons!! Yup!! I will ‘splain in littlebits, butt for nowabouts …
STICKSHUNNY (600) PARKS FOR CRYING OUT PETE!!
Can you even BLEEVE it!!?? Guys … I started to visit parks wayfarback in the 2013times, plus I wroted my FIRSTEST Park Review on (July 31, 2014). Great googilymoogily, was that ever longtimes a ‘go!! SERIOUSFACE!!
Anyhoozle … everybuddy has been wonderthunking what park I would choose for my lastest won!! Prolly mostly everybuddy was thinkingthoughts I would choose maybe my most favouritist - like a FIVE SNORT RESORT or somethings!! Butt NOPE!! Not even!! For this Park Review, I have choosed the WORSTEST PARK I HAVE EVEREVER BEEN TO!! ………………
Firstofalls, this is the lastest park review of alla the wons that got losted inna ‘puterbox that went all wonky a whiles a go!! ‘Member!!?? Then allasudden … outtanowheres …. WHAMMOKABLAMMO - Mum founded a way to get a majillion picturestories back out!! When we sawed what was in there, we founded bout (50) park reviews I had not even posted yet!! IKNOW!! Plus THAT is the only reasonings I got to try to get to (600), guys!! For reals!!
Okeedoke!! Now is when my LASTEST PARK REVIEW STARTS:
I still ‘member the daytimes I went to here real good. It was just me plus Pop. Plus wet, watery rainingdrops started ‘fore we even got to there. Yup. Guys … I dunno if you know, butt getting soakered by rainingdrops is NOT my most favouritist thing!! NOPE!! Not even!! Butt we were alreadytimes almostly there, so I said … “LET’S DO IT ANYHOOZLE, POP!!”
SO WE TOTALLY DID!! ……………..
Do you alsotimes ‘member that when I started to do my Park Reviews, I wroted to my CITY HALL to askerate for a special wordylist of EVERY PARK in my Forest City!!??
Because this list included every address maintained by the CITY OF LONDON PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT, it included, classic city parks, raw green spaces, environmentally significant areas, SWMs (storm water management areas), etc. Archie calls them all “Parks”, but this list of 422 addresses included literally every variation of space managed by London’s Parks & Rec.
Spaces like this one, are unmarked, so Archie identified exactly where they are and how big they are, where their borders are etc. by visiting the CITY OF LONDON’s “EXPLORE OUR PARKS” pages on the official website. Each address on the list is clearly marked in GREEN on a simple map graphic (like the ones above and below) .
And all of that eventually led him here … to a completely undeveloped tract of swampland on the outskirts of town.
This won was on the list, guys!! So ‘cuz it was onnit, I had to go-go-go check it out!! ‘Cuz that is what PARKMASTER GENERALS do and stuff!! ………..
Anyhoozle … there was lots’nlots of NOT SO MUCH!!
The only thing that was sorta weird, was a lightening pole wayfarout in the swampybits!! I could not figure out what it was or how come it was there!! Truestory I STILL DO NOT EVEN KNOW!! ………..
Plus the way in had fencings made of robotparts that were all locked up, so’s it was UNPOSSIBLE to even get in!! Alls I could do was have a looksee from the outsideparts!!
Guys!! It was for reals the WORSTEST!! ………………
Just lookit my faceparts!! I was a grumpy camperman, that is for reals!! BUTT ……
When I was getting this Park Review all ready and stuff, I went back to the ‘fficial interwebsnet site of my Forest City, to do some checking up, plus that is when I founded the picturemaps were all different!!
YUP!! Plus the name of this park is waymoredifferent too!! ……………
Used to be that this park was just won chunk of swampystuffs called DINGMAN WETLANDS like you can see in the firstest picturemap!!
Butt can you see!!?? In the nextest picturemap!!?? Nowabouts it is FREE (3) whole chunks of greeenygreen, plus TOGETHER they are called DINGMAN CONSERVATION!! YES!!
See, guys … that means these chunks are gonna get lotsa lovings, plus they are gonna be PROTECTORATED forever plus everever!! I am sooperproud of my Forest City for protectorating lots’nlots of parks all ‘round our citytownsburg. Plus THAT is partly how come I wanted to share this Park review LASTEST.
‘Cuz innit, there is real ‘portant stuff that
THE NATUREMAMA brainlearned me longtimes a’go.
I have sooperfun awesometimes going to see shinynew parks allover everywheres, plus that makes me a lucky duckling for reals!! Plus … you guys know I like to give every park a SNORT INDEX RATING ‘bout how much stuff is there that I like!! You know, was it sooperfun for me to go-go-go, and stuff!!??
Is there lotsa leafytrees so’s I can be in the shadybits??
Is there a burblecreek for cooling off my undercarriage??
Is there real nice wildertrails for Doop Dee Doping??
Is there stuffs for brainlearning ‘bout, like the wilderpeoples who live there or ‘bout oldentimesdays when the park was first n’vented??
Is there POOP CLOSETS??
You know… stuffs like THAT. If I had sooperfun awesometimes, I would give lotsa snorts - like even FIVAL snorts if it was a FIVE SNORT RESORT!! (That is my highest likemendation, guys!! ) Plus if it was not so fun for me, it would get just won or too snorts - or like this won - NO SNORTS!!
Butt truestory for reals no joshing seriousface … that is just for bellychuckles. I am just being silly. ‘Cuz The NatureMama brainlearned me that …
… EVERY PARK IS ‘PORTANT.
Yes. Sooperdeedooper’portant. Even if it is not sooperfun for visitational hangout-ery!! ‘Cuz there are lots’nlots of The Naturemama’s babies who live in alla the parks, guys!! YUP!! Every park, even the snoring wons are a foreverhome to lots’nlots of wilderpeoples!! Plus if we shoo them all ‘way, then the only REAL ‘portant foreverhome - the won WE ALL LIVE IN - our ‘MAZINGLY BEAUTIFULLISH MARBLEWORLD … will not be so much fun to live in anymores either. Knowhatiamsayings?? Yup. It’s SCIENCE, guys.
So even though this was the WORSTEST park I have seen in all of evertimes, I just wanna say …
“SHANKSH, PARK!!” 😊❤️
I have lotsa lovings for you!! Just ‘cuz you are snoring, plus full-up with swampygunk that would get my feets all mucky, that does not mean I do not have lots lovings for you, plus alla the ‘MAZING workerman work you do to be a perfectal foreverhome for our wilderfriends. Like MRS. WATERBOTTOM!! Bet she would luvluvlove you!! Betcha!! Anyhoozle … good job, park, even though I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(0.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5 ) !!
Okeedoke ….. Now is when I share the sooperhard stuffs, guys. Yes. ………………….
Okeedoke, everybuddy….
Here is where I get pretty seriousface ‘cuz this is the chunk that is gonna be mosthardest for me.
This was not just my lastest park for getting to (600). Nope.
This is gonna be my lastest ‘fficial Park Review in all of evertimes. Yes. ………………..
PLus … this is gonna be my lastest weektimes on the interwebsnet.
For reals.
I know I retire-ated last yeartimes, plus then came back when the crummyvirus came so’s I could try to put more Happy in Hearts, butt guys … hard as it is for saying … I am feelings like I have done all a gentleman puppy can do. MORE EVEN!! ‘Cuz when I have thinkingthoughts ‘bout everythings we have done together since I got started allaways back in the 2013times … guys ….
MY BRAINMELON PRETTY MUCH ‘SPLODES!!
I am sooperproud of everythings, plus sooperhappy to be friendlyfriends with alla you - PLUS THAT IS NEVER GONNA CHANGE IN ALL OF EVERTIMES, K? K!! I AM BEING SERIOUSACE!! My friendlyship with you is not ‘bout my Faybo page or my interwebsnet clubhouse!! Not even!! Me plus Mirabelly plus Mum plus Pop all know in our HappyHearts how lucky we are to be your friendlyfriends!! Plus that is a forevertimes thing!!
Butt the facteroid is - in puppy yeartimes - I have been writing storytimes, plus sharing my picturstories with you for sorta … kinda ……
(FIFTY YEARS ).
That’s science too, guys. Plus that is … LOTS. LOTS’NLOTS’NLOTS, you know??. …………..
So now that my faceparts are getting all silvery, I am gonna retire-ate to write my memoirs, K? K. Plus other stuff too, butt… just not on the interwebsnet is what I am sayings.
I have waymorelots for sharing with you ‘tween now plus the Fridaytimes though, so I am hoping you can come back every morningtimes for littlebits more hangout-ery with us, ‘cuz …
Tomorrowtimes, Mum plus Pop are gonna share THE LASTEST STATE OF THE ONION ADDRESS.
Thursdaytimes, Me plus Mirabelly are gonna SAY OUR BYEBYES.
Fridaytimes there is gonna be a soopermegagigantical post that will try to share almostly everythings that has happened to The Brindlebunch from the 2013times allaways to nowabouts.!!
It is gonna be won LASTEST DOOP DEE DOOP DOWN ‘MEMBERING LANE -with you.
Then that is gonna be all for me, plus Mirabelly, plus Mum plus Pop, guys. We will do our bestest to ‘splain waymorelots in the next couple of daytimes, so … hope we get to see you then, ’cuz wanna know why??
‘Cuz me plus Mirabelly plus Mum plus Pop, plus the whole, entire Brindlebunch …
