TAVISTOCK EASTEND RAILTRAIL
Park Review #580:
TAVISTOCK EASTEND RAILTRAIL
Snort Index Rating:
2.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Just a real long walkingroad, guys!!
Used to be for rumbletrains!!
It is sooperstraight and stuff!!
Butt nice for Doop Dee Dooping!!
VISITED on Sept 29, 2020 !!
For THIS daytimes, I am gonna take you back to the TAVISTOCK teensytown, guys!! That is ‘bout a whole, entire hourtimes a ‘way!!
Yup!! Plus we are gonna go-go-go back to QUEENS PARK ‘cuz that is where THIS park is too!! IKNOW!! …..
There is ‘bout FREE (3) differenter ways in to QUEENS PARK, so you get to do the choosing, guys!! YUP!!
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton with his saucy assistant, Mirabelle Merriweather
Hey hidey-ho, friendlyfriends!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Can you even BLEEVE this is my FIVALATAMISH (580th) Park Review!!?? NOT ME!! I dunno even what those numberbits MEAN for crying out Pete!! Butt I do know I am getting waymorecloser to my sooper’citing goal of going to see STICKHUNNY (600) parks for reviewing!! YES!! ** BUTTWIGGLE ** It is not gonna be waymuchmore times ‘fore I get to there, guys!! Not even!!
So for THIS daytimes, we are gonna go-go-go BACK to the teensytown called TAVISTOCK where everything smellded a ‘MAZING to QUEEN’S PARK a ‘gain!! I know we have alreadytimes been to there, BUTT … at the won end of that park is this shinynew park I want to share with you, K? K!!
It is sooperlong, plus sooperskinny wildertrail called THE TAVISTOCK EASTSIDE RAILTRAIL!! Yup!! Did you know!!?? It used to be just for rumbletrains, butt now it is for everybuddy with FEETS, so let’s check it out and stuff!! ……..
Here is the most EASTerish chunk of QUEEN’S PARK, guys!! Do you ‘member!!??
There is TOO ways out over here!! The FIRSTEST won to the left paw side goes to peoplehouses, butt the won wayfar a ‘ways at the backist part is where we are go-go-going!! YUP!! ……………..
THIS does not lookerate like so much, butt bleeve it or nope, this is the TRAILMELON (Trail Head) for the TAVISTOCK EASTSIDE RAIL TRAIL!! Yup!!
Truestory it is sorta a peeval pet of mine when there is no wordysign or anythings, butt … I am gonna check out this here park anyhoozle ‘cuz maybe it is ‘MAZING!! Maybe!! Guys … you neverever know ‘till you try it out for your own self, amirite!!?? ‘COURSE!!
Okeedoke!! Put on your walkingsocks, plus grab some zoomersjuice ‘cuz it is a MAGICALISH daytimes with a perfectal number of cozywarm degrees, so let’s…. DOOP DEE DOOP!! …………
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵DEE DOOPITY DOOP 🎵….”
Sure is pretty straight like an arrowdart, guys!! Golly!! Butt it is sooperpretty here this daytimes too!! Sure is!! The NatureMama is putting magicalish rainbowparts (colours) in alla the leafytrees and everythings!!
WHOA!! Lookit over thattaways, guys!! …………..
A GIGANTICAL ROBOT SHOVELLATOR!!
Soopercool!! Looks like it is asleepings, guys!! Plus I am wonderthunking what it is doing here!!?? Maybe they are gonna n’vent some shinynew peoplehouses or somethings!! Maybe!! Ort MAYBE THIS won is just from the wilderwild or somethings!! That would be the COOLIST!!
Anyhoozle … let’s be real quiet like sneaky ninjamans so we do not wake it up, K? K!! ………….
All clear, guys!!
🎵 “DOOPITY DOOPITY 🎵DOOPITY DOOP 🎵….”
Guys!! That was pretty awesometimes!! We have gone sooperlongways, so pretty sure we are almostly at the TRAIL BUTT nowabouts!! Can you see!!?? …………..
Yup!! These boulderocks say we are at the endist part of the RAILTRAIL!! That is what I call the TRAIL BUTT.
Good job, everybuddy!! You Doop Dee Dooped a pretty farways and stuff no problemmo!! ………
Plus this is what it lookerates like where we came from!! Sooperstraight, plus sooperskinny, amirite!!?? YES!! Plus I can’t even hardly see the TAVISTOCK wet, waterytower in the ceilingsky anymores!! Golly!! I am wonderthunking how far that is, guys!! We will have to ask the robot in Pop’s sillyphone when we are all done!!
Okeedoke!! Now is when we do POSERATING!! Check it out!! ………
This is for my ‘ffcial picturestory and stuff, guys!! You get it. Poserating with chunks of every park is a ‘portant part of my ‘fficial Parkmaster job!! Yup!! ‘Sides … there is no ‘fficial wordysign anywheres, so this boulderock is gonna have to do and everythings!! YES!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh …… my smellerator sure likes the teensytown of TAVISTOCK, guys!! When you are IN the middleparts of town, it smells like yummysummies ‘cuz of the factory that makes summies for Bessycows plus oinkinporkers and stuff, butt when you are wayfarout in the wilderwild where WE are, …..
** SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFY SNIFFFFY SNORTLE SNORT **
It smells amayzazing too!! Like The Naturemama!! Who smells like she is made of MAGIC, guys!! YES!! ………
Okeedoke, everybuddy!! Ready to get back where we camed from!!?? Alrighty, then!! Take a ‘nother slurp of zoomersjuice ‘cuz here we GO-GO-GO!! ……………
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵DEE DOOPITY DOOP 🎵….”
WHOA!! A LELLOTREE ‘SPLODED HERE, GUYS!!
Isn’t that the coolist!!?? IKNOW!! Everythings gets so pretty when the OldWinterman is on his way to my Canadaplace!! Truestory, The OldWinterman is the gooberist goober that ever goobed, butt … I sure luvluvLOVE the times ‘fore he gets to here!! Sure do!! …………………
🎵 “DOOPITY DOOP 🎵DOOPITY DOOP 🎵….”
Guys!! Check it out!! ……………….
We are allaways back to the TRAIL MELON a ‘gain!! YES!! You did ‘mazing too!! Not even all huffypuffy or anythings!! Nice job, everybuddy!! How ‘bout we askerate Pop’s sillyphone robot how many feets we Dooped, K? K!! ……..
Lookit THAT, guys!! Pop’s sillyphone robot says we DOOPED a whole, entire CLICKOMETER!! IKNOW!! Plus that is for just WON ways!! So basically we went too times that far, so that means …. uhhhmmmm, too times …. plus … carry the fork, plus minus the fish, plus dubble that chunk ….
…WE DOOP DEE DOOPED FOR TOO WHOLE CLICKOMETERS!!
Shanksh, Park!! 😊❤️
You are sooperstraight, plus basically just for walkingtimes, plus we are luckyducklings there was a perfectal number of degrees in the outsideplace ‘cuz truestory you do not have much shadybits or any wet, waterystiffs for cooling off undercarriages, BUTT … you have lots’nlots of pretty wilderwild for our lookingmarbles, so for those reasonings, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF ….
(2.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh to all you guys too!! You did ‘MAZING at Doop Dee Dooping with me, plus I luvluvlove when you come too!! So ‘member to not forget that Doop Dee Doop exploradventuring is sooper’portant for your brainmelon, plus all your other parts!! It’s SCIENCE, guys!! So when you are feeding bloo or your muskles are getting dusty, ‘member what your bestest buddypal, Archie Brindleton says, K? K!!
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
