JOHN GAMBLE OFF-LEAD DOG PARK
Features:
Parking Rodeo for your rollycar!!
Puddlepond for Puppies!!
Some chunks are wildertrails
Some chunks are openparts
NO SAFETYGATES, GUYS!! NOPE!!
JOHN GAMBLE OFF-LEAD DOG PARK
PARK REVIEW #535
Snort Index Rating:
3.0 SNORTS!!
594 Kortright Rd West,
Guelph, Ontario, Canada
HEY HIDEY-HO, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! 😊❤️
Now is when I share with you my shinynew Park Review for the JOHN GAMBLE OFF-LEAD PUPPY PARK!! Yup!!
Firstofalls, this here park is in the GUELPHparts of my ONTARIOplace!! It is right next to the regular-type JOHN GAMBLE PARK for familypacks, plus juniorpeoples and stuff!! Yup!! We did not go to that chunk, butt … prolly nextimes, K? K!! Truestory Rocky, our ‘mazing rollycar has to go-go-go for ‘bout an hourtimes, plus a whole extra halfa hourtimes just to get to here!! I am not even joshing!!
What is not so good is … the first stuffs that you see is a stinky ‘ol garbagebox full-up with stinkiness!! Not so ‘mazing, guys!! I was thinkingthoughts, “Great googilymoogily!! This park is a real STINKER and stuff!!”, butt truestory for reals, soon as you go-go-go past the garbagebox, it is pretty cool!!
SERIOUSFACE PART:
‘Fore anybuddy goes to visit this here park, the most importantal thing for you to know is … THERE ARE NO SAFETYGATES. Yes. Sooper’portant. SO … if you take your puppypal, make sure they are real good at staying close by and stuff, K? K!! Puppies have to be good at listenating to their Mums plus Pops plus can’t be the crazybananas kind that goes zoomers faraways allatimes!! Alls I am sayings is … THAT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPYFUNTIMES!!
Okeedoke!! So here is a teensy pile of picturestories of what you see when you get to there, guys!! There is lotsa roominess in the Parking Rodeo, butt it is all just dirt and stuff, so’s if there is rainingdrops, prolly it will get soopermucky!! Prolly!! Have a looksee! ……..
After you get past the Parking Rodeo, plus the stinky garbagebox you don’t have to go too far ‘fore you will find THE PUDDLEPOND!! This is my most favouritist chunk of this park!! Check it out!! …………
That is pretty fun!! Plus, is is real easy for walkings into the puddlepond from the bottomparts, guys!! If you go down the teensy hill ‘round the side, it is basically flattish like a sandybeach so’s even teensy puppies can mosey in to soak their undercarriage!! Pretty good!!
Butt mostly, this here park has TOO CHUNKS: the firstest chunk is skinny wildertrails that do zig-zaggery through the wilderwild, and the nextest chunk in a big ‘ol walkingroad made of pebblings that goes down the side of a skyhighway for rollycars!! I will show you!! Here is the wilderwild part!! ………….
There are littlebits of leafytrees, butt mostly it is out in the open where alla the sunsmiles can get to you, K? K!!
We went thisaways through the wilderwild part firstest, then came back on the big ‘ol walkingroad!! Check it out!! ………
See what I mean!!?? So for stinkywarm daytimes, ‘member to not forget to bring wet, waterystuffs for your puppies to slurp, ‘cuz bleeve you me, there is not very much shadyparts, guys!! Nope!! Hardly ANY for reals!!
Oh!! Plus have a looksee at THIS!! ………
I founded it onna gigantical boulderock when we were exploradventuring, guys!! YUP!! The wordybits are a storytimes ‘bout when this park was n’vented! pretty neato!!
Anyhoozle … it is sorta a weird park, butt parts are real nice too!! Just ‘member to not forget that THERE IS NO SAFETYGATES, plus to BRING WET, WATERYSTUFFS!!
Shanksh, Park!! Was soopernice to meet you plus maybe one daytimes I will bring Mirabelly here for DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURES!! Yes!!
See you latertimes, everybuddy!!
Signed,
PARKMASTER GENERAL,
ARCHIBALD FLUBBERFORD BRINDLETON
