THAMES PARK
THAMES PARK
PARK REVIEW #1
Snort Index Rating:
3.5 SNORTS!!
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
Gigantical puddlepond for peoples!!
Community Gardenparts!!
Lotsa wideopen grassycarpet!!
Monkeyclimbers!!
A real terrifically citypark!! YES!!
Know what, guys? This is a do-over review for the very first ever park I exploreadventured and reviewed! Truestory, it's a soopergood one and real close to my building where I live, so I had to come back and do a way better review and stuff! For reals I didn't even do a good picturestory for the first one, guys! It didn't even have the sign in it or anythings, so that's no good!
'Cuz I wanna prove I went to see every park in my London, Ontario where I live and you need a picturestory of a sign or something else that will say I was really there, amirite? Yup! OK. This park is sooperneatocool. It has a real big peoplepool with slides and fun stuff like that, plus a soccery field, plus two whole tennisballinging cages, plus a real big monkeyclimber, plus swingingchairs plus pretty sweet walkingtrails down by the river where hobos go to tell stories plus it's real close to the lightning factory where LONDON HYDRO makes alla the lightning that goes into lightningbulbs that make lights work, guys!
Alsotimes it is real close to the LABATT'S BOOZETERIA where they make beer drinks, so sometimes in the summer it smells like when I toot my bumtrumpet! Ha ha! 'Nother cool thing is it's real safe and secluded and far away from rollycarroads and it has it's own parking rodeo for rollycars and know what? It even has a big COMMUNITYGARDEN when peoples go to plant veggies and stuff together! Yup! One day I just sat and watched a lady planting her veggies! It was nice! So basically I like this park! It's sorta like my "other" aroundthebackyard sorta! Good job park! Even when you smell like a toot!
The end.
Signed,
Parkmaster General of Canada
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
