Park Review #404

Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!

VISTA PARK

1065 Medway Park Drive,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

SHINYNEW FOR 2016!!
Just teensy!!
Rollycar roads RIGHT THERE!!
Just a bunch of grassycarpet!!
It is it's own park by itself and stuff!!
Not so much goings on!!

Ha ha!! I FOUND you!! Yes!! You sneaky park ,you!! You were hiding right out in the openparts and everythings, butt being a professional-type exploradventurer, I found you anyways!! Yuppers!!

I totally saw this spot when we went rolling by in SkyrollerBloo one day, so then I checked on the picturemap plus then know what!!?? I FOUND OUT IT IS A SHINYNEW PARK!! Yup!! Just n'vented this yeartimes, guys!! Truestory!! I get sooper'cited when I find a whole shinynew park that neverever even was befores!! 'Course.... this park is pretty snoring,, so...... not so 'citing.

Yup. Basically this park is just teensy, plus it is just some leftover place right next to where FOR (4) rollycar roads all come together and stuff!! It's pretty crazybananas, 'cuz there is nothings at all there, guys!! Just some grassycarpet!! That is the whole, entire place!! No walkingroads, no monkeyclimber, no benches for buttparts... not even a WORDYSIGN to tell peoples it is a for reals park!! I KNOW!!

'Course it is inna shinynew neighbourhood, so maybe one daytimes they will snazzy it up a bit!! Maybe!! Maybe they will put inna waterslide or go karts or somethings like that!! Maybe!!

Anyhoozle......
discovorating a shinynew park was sooperawesome, butt hanging out innit was the OPPOSITE OF SOOPERAWESOME!! Welcome aboard, park, butt you are a bit of a SNOOZER!! 😊 😜 😃