Park Review #425
Snort Index Rating: 3.5 SNORTS!!
VICTORIA PARK
Victoria Crescent,
Elora, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Sooperpretty with lotsa leafytrees!!
- Lotsa benches for buttparts, plus a nice walkingroad anybuddy can explore!!
- LOVERS LEAP lookout, plus the sooperlong crooked hill that goes wayfardown into ELORA GORGE is here too!!
HOWDY FRIENDYPALS!! π π
This park is a sooper'portant one for the pretty little villagetownsburg called ELORA, guys!! Truestory!! It is not gigantical like the ELORA GORGE or ELORA QUARRY conservation areas, butt this little park is for reals the one you have to go through to see LOVERS LEAP or to climb wayfardown the crooked hill (stairs) that take you into ELORA GORGE!! It is soopercool!!
Firstofalls this park is real nice for your lookingmarbles. Yes. There is a nice, pavey walkingroad, plus lotsa leafytrees plus even a whole buncha benches for buttparts and everythings!! Basically when you are watching a romantical picturemovie, plus the smootchy couple goes to a park, it looks like THIS park!! Yup!! There is even a real 'mazing wordysign over one way in that says this parks name and stuff all in decorational metalbits!! I like it!! Fact is, when we were there, it was a HolidayWeekendtimes, so there was lots'nlots of peoples allover walkingtimes, smootchingtimes, plus pick-a-nicking too!! It was like out of a storytimes wordybook!!
This park has the same 'zackt name as a sooper'portant park in the middle of my London, Ontario where I live, guys!! Both are named after QueenVictoria from the Englandplace!! Yup!! I am thinkingthoughts that QueenVictoria prolly has LOTS'NLOTS of parks allover everywheres!! That is prolly why I neverever see her in one!! Prolly!! Butt maybe one daytimes!! Maybe!!
Anyhoozle, this park is real nice for your lookingmarbles, plus it has the LOVERS LEAP Lookout that is wayfarup at the edge of the gigantical crack in the ground they call ELORA GORGE!! You can see sooperfar, plus it is so wayfarup that lotsa peoples get sorta 'fraidy when they walk out onnit!! Butt not me, guys!! Not even!! It was 'citing to see!! Yes!!
Plus at the back of Victoria Park, at the edge of ELORA GORGE, there is a gigantical, sooperlong crooked hill (stairs) that you can go wayfardown to get to the bottom of the GORGE!! Yup!! Plus best part is there is a MisterRiver idown there too!! Yup!! Butt that is a whole 'nother park I will tell you 'bout tomorrowtimes!!
Yup!! This Victoria Park was cool!!
SHANKSH, PARK!! Plus tell QueenVictoria I say "HI!!" K? K!! π π
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