Jul 31

Jul 31 HOW TO GET F.O.G. OUT OF YOUR KITCHEN - SAFELY!!

Howdy, neighbours!! 😄 🚨 🚒

Fire Safety Dog Archie Brindleton, here!! Yup!! Now is the times for more brainlearning 'bout HOW TO KEEP YOUR KITCHEN SAFE!! Yes!! This times we are gonna do talkings 'bout... FOG!!

Assistant Chief and Fire Safety Dog, Archibald Flubberford Brindleton

Yes! This one is sooper'portant 'cuz like I said lastimes, MOST FIRES PLUS INJURIES HAPPEN IN THE KITCHEN, guys!! Bleeve it!! Worst part is, mostly that is 'cuz peoples do not know how to handle or get rid of their F.O.G. -SAFELY!! TRUESTORY!!

OK. Prolly you are saying...

"Archie Brindleton, what are you blabbering alla 'bout!!?? I have been in kitchens alla my livingtimes, butt I have neverever seen FOG in one!! Smoke, maybe!! Butt neverever FOG!!"

Yes. Butt I am not talkings 'bout "early morningtimes, the sunsmiles are not up yet, creeping 'cross the grassycarpet" kinda fog. Nope. Not even. I am talkings 'bout F.O.G - FATS OR GREASE!! And there is lots'nlots of that stuff in kitchens, amirite!!?? Yes!! THAT kinda F.O.G. can be sooperdangerous, plus tough to get rid of - IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW!! ............

Mostly the prollems are all 'cuz this kind of F.O.G. can be real HOT, guys!! Like when you are doing cookery, it is sooperfirehot, even!! Plus when it gets that hot, it is real watery-looking!! BUT IT IS NOT WATER, GUYS!! It pours real easy like water, butt it splashes real easy too!! So some peoples think you can just treat it like regular WATER!! Nope!! That is sooperdangerous!!

If a fire starts when you are doing cookery on top of your firecloset (stovetop), then lotsa peoples figure it is real easy to just move your pan real fast to the sink and put it out with water!!

🔥 🚨 🚒 BAD IDEA!! 🚒 🚨 🔥

When you are trying to act fast, F.O.G. is way too easy to splash, plus it will really hurt bad if you get even littlebits on you or somebuddy else by accident!! Like I said lastimes, it is waymorebetter to just put a lid or another pan on top of the fire to smother it - BUT DON'T TRY TO MOVE IT!!

Even if you get the pan safely to the sink, that is STILL a sooperbad idea 'cuz most peoples will just pour the F.O.G. down the plumbingdrain and think - "THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF!!"

Butt NOT EVEN!! Did you know that even our little Forest City of London, Ontario spends MORE than ($ 500,00.00) every yeartimes cleaning alla the gunk out of our plumbingpipes!!?? YUP!! See, alla the F.O.G. gunk in drains and in the sewers under your street can lead to basement flooding or even raw sewage flowing out of manholes on the street!! That is GROSS!!

Peoples forget that F.O.G goes down the drain soopereasy, butt that is only 'cuz it is still sooper firehot!! After it cools, it turns hard like WAX!! And it can mess up city plumbing sooperbad!!

So let's do some brainlearning 'bout F.O.G. CUPS and how to safely get rid of your F.O.G, K? K!! .....

Firstofalls, you have to go get some "F .O.G CUPS". Yes. That is soopereasy!! Just contact...

Barry Orr
519-963-0999 / borr@london.ca

Or just pick some up at any of the London, Ontario EnviroDepots!! 'Course if you are not from our London, Ontario, then maybe you can use a large, biodegradable cup from a local zoomerjuice (coffee) shop!! Just make sure it is biodegradable, K? K!! That is sooper'portant!! .....................

Okeedoke!! Now let's see how to get rid of F.O.G safely, plus still be nice to the NatureMama!!......

Here is some sooperhot F.O.G. in a frying pan, guys!! Pop wants to clean up real easy, so............

POP!! That is the worstest idea in all of evertimes!! Don't pour your F.O.G. down the drain!! ...........

Now it is soopersafe, plus easy to handle!!

See!!?? NO PROBLEMMO!! When your F.O.G CUP is all full, take it to an EnviroDepot, or just throw it in the garbage!! All you have to 'member is don't mess with F.O.G., guys!! It is not your friendlypal, plus if you do not treat it real careful, it can hurt you or even mess up your house!! ......

Shanksh, guys!! If we keep talkings 'bout stuff like this, we can help keep everybuddy safe and sound from fire or F.O.G.-related injuries!! Yes!! That would put Happy in my Heart 'cuz know why?