DALEWOOD RESERVOIR TRAIL
DALEWOOD RESERVOIR TRAIL
Park Review #472
Snort Index Rating: 4.5 SNORTS!!
Dalewood Road Bridge,
St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- "Pay to Play" passes required if you park at the camping grounds!!
- All proceeds go to trail maintenance!!
- 6.6 KM wildertrail that goes 'round Dalewood Reservoir - for advanced beginners!!
- Lotsa benches for buttparts on the trail!!
- Almostly all is in shadyparts!!
- Lotsa wet, waterystuffs plus burblecreeks!!
Hi guys!! 😊 💜
Truestory this park totally s'prized me for reals!! I have neverever been here befores, plus I did not know anythings 'bout it!! So when I got to see how big it is, plus how soopercool it is, I could not help my buttparts from wiggling!! *BUTTWIGGLE* 😊 😊 😊
So basically it is like this: This wildertrail is one of TOO (2) wildertrails that are sorta connected. There is THIS one, the DALEWOOD RESERVOIR TRAIL that goes allawys 'round the Dalewood Reservoir puddlepond, plus there is the DALEWOOD NORTH TRAIL that goes inna straightish line a whole 'nother way!! Yes!! I picked this one 'cuz it goes inna circle, plus I knew we would be close to wet, waterystuffs allaways 'round!!
Firstofalls, this park is sorta a "PAY TO PLAY" kinda thing. Butt only if you are gonna park inside the DALEWOOD CONSERVATION AREA / CAMPING GROUNDS!! Yes!! That is one of the ways you can get to the start of the wildertrails. BUTT... we started just up the ways a littlebit at an oldentimer one-lane stickybridge where there is a place to park right 'side the rollycar road!! That way in is totally sooperfree!! You will see a big wordysign with mappybits where the wildertrail starts!!
Nextofalls this wildertrail is not for everybuddy. Nope. It is called "moderately difficult", which means it is for ADVANCED BEGINNERS ONLY, guys!! That is 'cuz there is no paveybits, plus there is lotsa twisty-turny upsy-downsy hillybits, plus... it is 6.6 clickometers long!! (6KM / 4.1 Miles) So you better bring lotsa slurpydrinks plus snacks, plus wear good walkingsocks on your feets too!! Oh!! Just so's you know, the skitterbus plus ponyflies get pretty bad in there, guys!! Yes!! So bring lotsa bugspray or they will beat you up plus take your lunch money!! Seriousface!!
Anyhoozle, this wildertrail is soopercool. Me plus Mirabelle luvluvloved it sooperlots plus we did not even see one person the whole entire way 'round!! Yup!! 'Course we like to meet peoples, butt going on exploradventures alla by our lonesome is soopercool!! You are not supposed to, butt we even let Pop off his safety string for littlewhiles, so he could run a 'round a bit!! Was sooperfun!!
There are lotsa benches for buttparts, plus a whole buncha stickybridges to kelp get 'cross alla the burblecreeks plus muckyparts in the springtimes. PLUS... there is a 'mazing oldentimer bridge made of IRON that we were s'prised to find in the middle of nowheres where a rollycar road used to be!! Was soopercool for making picturestories, guys plus there is big piles of beautifullishness everywheres!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR THE NATUREMAMA!! 😊 💜
Basically if you are a professional-type exploradventurer like me, you will prolly luvluvlove this wildertrail much as I did!! Shanksh, park!! I like your style, plus shanksh for alla the pretty picturestories for my lookingmarbles!! Mirabelle says "HI!!" too!!
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