Aug 3

Aug 3 STRATFORD FESTIVAL THEATRE CEREMONIAL PROMENADE

Jordan Morris

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FESTIVAL THEATRE CEREMONIAL PROMENADE

Park Review #473

Snort Index Rating: 3.0 SNORTS!!

55 Queen Street,
Stratford, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Burblefountain!!
Pretty flowerposies!!
Lots'nlots of benches for buttparts!!
Lotsa sculpturestatues for 'memorings!!
Lotsa shadyparts 'cuz of leafytrees!!
It is a perfectal chunk of place for artsyfartsy partytimes with theatrepeoples!! Yup!!

Hi guys!! 😄 💜

What a sooperspecial teensy park this one is!! Yes!! This one is sorta SECRET like a sneakyninjaman 'cuz it hides sorta out in the open, butt prolly most peoples do not even know how 'portant this place is for the STRATFORD SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL!!

The Stratford Shakespeare Festival was opened for the firstest times wayfarback in the oldentimes of 1953, guys!! Yup!! Plus almostly from the start there was special garden parties to help celebrate starting every shinynew theatreseason!! The firstest garden party happened in that 1953times, plus there has been a sooperspecial garden party every yeartimes for FIXTY-TREE (SIXTY-THREE) YEARTIMES, GUYS!! Isn't that 'mazing!!?? PLUS... this special park was builderated in the 20013times to help make them even waymore magicalish!! Yes!!

Even though this park is not so gigantical, it is full-up with sooperpretty plus sooper'portant stuffs for your lookingmarbles!! Truestory!! Prolly the most importantal is the soopershiny sculpturestatue of BILLY SHAKES!! (William Shakespeare). He was the bestest theatre writerman in all of evertimes plus a whole lotta Startford is dedicated just to him!! Yup!! Butt there is lots'nlots of other sculpturestatues plus wordysigns and stuff all for making special memorings!!

This place has lotsa historytimes innit, plus you can tell there is something magicalish goings on soon as you step inside. The burblefountain makes nice burblings, the leafytrees make nice whisperings, plus alla the special 'memorings sculpturestatues and stuff sparkle in the sunsmiles.

Just so's you know, this park is not perfectal for puppies, plus it is not cool for puppies to do chores here and stuff 'cuz that would be sooper unrespectfullish and everythings, so SAFETY STRINGS on, guys!! Plus 'member to not forget: this place is sooper'portant to everybuddy who lives 'roundabouts here plus 'specially to alla the artsypeoples, so treat it like your sweetie, K? K!!

One daytimes I am hoping I can come to one of these garden parties to hang out with sooperfamous actormans plus actorladies!! I would tell them alla 'bout the times I was inna theatreshow called "GYPSY!!" Yup!! I got to play "CHOWSIE THE HANDSOME DOG!!"

Anyhoozle... if you are in the Stratfordplace, maybe come see the magicalishness of this special place, 'cuz I am thinkingthoughts prolly it will put Happy in your Heart!! Prolly!!