SOUTH RIVER VALLEY
SOUTH RIVER VALLEY
Park Review #479
Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!
32 Pond Mills Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Not so much!!
- Pretty tough to get into!!
- Wildertrail is soopersketchy!!
- Found a measuring stick for MisterRiver!!
- Was sooperweird under the rollycar bridge!!
- Not for visiting, guys!! Not even!!
Hey, guys!! 😊 💜
'Member lastimes when me plus Mirabelle plus Pop all finally founded SOUTH THAMES TERRACED FOREST!!?? Great googilymoogily!! It was the most hardest park to find in all of evertimes!! Yup!! Butt finding THAT park taught me lots'nlots 'bout how to find THIS park, so it was no problemmo!! Well... it was SOME problemmo, butt not too bad is what I am saying!!
Anyhoozle.. this park is the same sorta 'cuz it is just sooperthick wilderwild with almostly no way in!! We have walked 'round and 'round it lotsatimes, butt there is no nice walkingroads or wordysigns or anythings like that, guys!! Nope!! Just lots'nlots of sooperthick leafytrees allover everywheres!! BUTT... it is right 'side MisterRiver PLUS... it is right 'side a rollycar bridge too -just like the last park- so this times we went to the rollycar bridge, looked over the rollycar railings plus know what!!?? Just like lastimes, we saw a teensy little wildertrail going down to MisterRiver!! Yup!! So Pop helped us over, plus we totally went down to see him!!
Prollem is, this wildertrail is even waymoresketchier, so it was soopersteep, plus tough to get down!! 'Course 'cuz we know SAFETY FIRSTEST, we went real slow, so we totally did it!! Soon as we were down at the bottom, it got waymorebetter, butt that was still not awesometimes, guys!! Not even!! It was a perfectal hobo hidout or somethings, butt not sooperfun to be in!! Butt we got to say "BURBLE URBLE URBLE" to our bestest friendlypal, MisterRiver though!! So that was nice!!
Basically when you get to the bottomparts, you are under the gigantical rollycar bridge, so there is lotsmore room and stuff, butt it is not real pretty or anythings. Nope. Plus we could see the wildertrail went both ways 'longside MisterRiver. One way takes you OUT of this park, so we did not go that way!! We went the other way, butt guys... it was so sooperthick plus sketchy and stuff, we could not get too fars!! Nope!! We had to give up, plus go back!! Butt 'least we totally got inside this wilderpark plus we saw SOME of it!! E'nuff to know we do not to see more!! Ha ha!!
Oh!! Plus... one soopercool thing we found was a gigantical measuring stick for MisterRiver!! Yup!! You can see it in my picturestory gallery at the bottom!! It has alphabetical numberbits plus lots'nlots of stripeyparts onnit too!! I don't know how to read it or anythings, butt it was pretty interestingal!! You don't get to see stuffs like that every daytimes, amirite!!?? 'Course!!
Shanksh, park!! You were pretty tough, butt Archie Brindletone -who is me- gotcha anyways!!
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