VICTORIA ON THE RIVER PARK and SWM (UNOFFICIAL)
PART THE FIRSTEST ONE: VICTORIA ON THE RIVER PARK
VICTORIA ON THE RIVER PARK
Park Review #480
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORT!!
Sheffield Place, (TBD)
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Not a whole lot so fars!!
- It does not even have a name yet!!
- Looks like lotsa walkingroads!!
- Some hillyparts, butt no leafytrees - yet!!
- No benches for buttparts or anythings!!
- Butt it is not all done yet, guys!!
Okeedoke!!
This park is sooper'citing, butt not for what it IS, guys!! Nope!! Not even!! This park is 'citing 'cuz of what it will maybe GET TO BE when it is all growed up!! See, this park is not even done being 'nvented yet!! Seriousface!! Butt 'cuz I have 'mazing park-findery skills, I founded it anyways!! Yup!! Plus I know for reals it will be 'ficcially on my list ONE DAYTIMES, so I am coming to see it nowabouts just to make sure it does not get a 'way and stuff!! Yes!!
Anyhoozle... there is not much for looking at yet, guys!! This park is inside a shinynew neighborhood getting builderated called VICTORIA ON THE RIVER, so that is why I am calling it VICTORIA ON THE RIVER PARK!! Makes sense, amirite!!?? 'Course!! Butt what I was saying is it is tough to know what this park will be like when it is all done!! PROLLY it will be a regular-type citypark with swingingchairs plus slippyhills, plus benches for buttparts and stuff, butt so fars, there is just some nice pavey walkingroads, plus... that is 'bout it!!
There is no leafytrees or anythings pretty much so fars 'cept a wordysign saying "PARK COMING SOON" and stuff, so I know my SNORT INDEX RATING of ONE SNORT is not sooperfair just yet, butt I will come back when this park is all done plus it has a for reals 'ficcial name!! Promiseface!! Maybe it will be called BRINDLETON PARK, guys!! Wouldn't that be AMAYZAZING!!?? Hee hee!!
Welcome to my London, Ontarioplace, Park!! You are gonna luvluvlove it here!! 😊 💜
PART THE NEXTEST ONE!! VICTORIA ON THE RIVER SWM (STORM WATER MANAGEMENT)
VICTORIA ON THE RIVER SWM
Park Review #481
Snort Index Rating: 3.5 SNORTS!!
1603 Hamilton Rd, (Unofficial)
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- This park is pretty much all done!!
- There is a soopernice puddlepond!!
- Nice, pavey walkingroads!!
- Even some leafytrees too!
- Plus a babershop for fishies!!
- Careful of the most Easterly side, guys!! There is a sooperbusy rollycar road thattaways!!
Now we are talkings, guys!!
This park is pretty much all done plus that makes lotsa sence 'cuz this park has a job to do, guys!! Yup!! 'Cuz I have been to so many parks and stuff plus basically I am a park-type expert and everythings I can tell this park is gonna be a SWM!! That stands for STORM WATER MANAGEMENT, guys!! Yup!! Basically it is lotsa roominess with a big puddlepond in the middle to help keep alla the rowdy rainingdrops from doing lotsa damages and stuff when it gets sooperstormy!! Yes!!
This puddlepond is soopercool 'cuz it has a BARBERSHOP FOR FISHIES, guys!! Truestory!! I have founded some of there befores, so I know what they look like and stuff!! Yes!! You can tell if a puddlepond has a barbershop for fishies 'cuz there will be a stripey pole sticking out at one end!! You can see this stripeypole in my picturestory gallery at the bottomparts!! Seriousface!!
It is right 'side a shinynew neighborhood not even finished yet, butt my city where I live has to make sure this is builderated plus working soopergood 'fore they will let peoples move in hereabouts!! Like I say allatimes, guys: SAFETY FIRSTEST!! Amiarite!!?? 'Course!!
Anyhoozle, for the nowabouts I am calling this park VICTORIA ON THE RIVER SWM, butt latertimes when it is all 'ficcial and stuff, I will come back to see what it is for reals gonna be named!! Like maybe -KAREN!! That would be a nice name for a park, don'tchathink!!?? ME TOO!!
So mostly this park is all wide open and stuff, which is not the bestest 'cuz there is not so much shadyparts for when it gets stinkywarm, butt there is SOME leafytrees here, so that is pretty good!! Also, it is kinda nice for your lookingmarbles 'cuz it is sooperclose to MisterRiver plus some wilderwild too, so with alla the nice windy walkingroads, you could prolly even have romantical walkingtimes here with your sweetie!! Prolly!! Just sayin'!!
Butt careful when you get close to the most EASTERLY way in guys, 'cuz there is a sooperbusy rollycar road called HAMILTON ROAD at that end!! It is pretty far aways from the puddlepond, but... SAFETY FIRSTEST, so maybe keep the safety strings on over thattaways!! Yes!!
WELCOME TO THE FOREST CITY, PARK!! YOU ARE GONNA FIT IN PERFECTAL!! 😊 💜
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