THE MOST SNORINGIST PARKS - PART A!! (PARK REVIEWS #483 - 488)
Hi guys!! 😊 💜
Shanksh for hanging out and stuff!! Normaltimes I would be sooper'cited to share my park reviews with you, butt truestory for reals, this times - NOT SO MUCH!! Seriousface, lotsa parks I have been visiting latelytimes have been pretty snoring!! Yup!! That is why I am putting my reviews of them all together in big chunks, so we can make them go byebye sooperfast!! I am still putting in alla the regular-type informational wordybits and stuff, 'cuz I am a professional-type park reviewer, butt thisaways it does not take up so much roominess, K? K!!
Okeedoke, let's go-go-go!! ................
HIGHBURY WOODS
Park Review #483
Snort Index Rating: 1.5 SNORTS!!
1300 Commissioners Road East
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Leafytrees!! That is a 'bout IT!!
- Right next to a sooperbusy rollycar road!!
- Not for visiting!!
- Butt a 'nother trail goes THROUGH part of it, so we get to 'least see littlebits!!
- Basically just for the NatureMama!!
Yup!! This park is just for the NatureMama, guys!! 'Cept for one teensy little chunk at the most Northerly part!! One of my favouritist trails goes through that part for just littlebits, so 'least I can say I have been inside this park!! Truestory!! Anyhoozle, it is a pretty big chunk of place that lots'nlots of rollycars plus rumblytrucks go by on their way into my city where we live!! Butt other than that... NOT SO MUCH!!
WHITE OAKS DRAIN SOUTH
Park Review #484
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
4109 Blakie Road
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Just a little burblecreek!!
- Goes right through some industrialish-looking places!!
- Not for visiting!!
- You can only really see it even where it crosses under a rollycar road!!
This park is a 'nother drain for stormy rainingdrops, guys!! So basically.... pretty snoring!! Yes!!
MC NAY DRAIN - NORTH / OPEN SPACE
Park Review #485
Snort Index Rating: 1.5 SNORTS!!
1070 Kipps Lane
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- A sorta pretty stickybridge!!
- Goes through a neighborhood of peoplehouses plus 'partmenthouses!!
- Runs next to a rollycar road - so careful!!
- Not really for visiting, butt not the worstest!!
This drain is littlebits more prettier than mostest 'cuz it is in a peoplehouse neighborhood!! Best part is a neato stickybridge for crossing this drain so you can get to the next neighborhood!! There are not so many leafytrees or much of anythings, plus it follows a rollycar road for longtimes, so SAFETY STRINGS ON, EVERYBUDDY!!
MC NAY DRAIN SWM
Park Review #486
Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!
637 Ridgeview Drive
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- This SWM is INSIDE a pretty nice park!!
- The park is called KILALLY MEADOWS ESA!!
- So that makes it waymorenicer to visit!!
- Pretty wilderwild everywheres!!
- Lotsa walkingroads and stuff!!
This park is sooperlucky 'cuz it lives inside KILALLY MEADOWS ESA (Environmentally significant Area)!! Yup!! So part of my 2 SNORT RATING is basically 'cuz this parks' big brother is pretty awesome. Not so much 'cuz this park is doing alla the work, 'cuz IT ISN'T!! Ha ha!! Anyhoozle, there is lotsa nice walkingroads to see on your way in to get to it, butt truestory for reals, just keep walkings, 'cuz it is not so 'mazing by itself!! Just sayin'!!
MEDWAY VALLEY HERITAGE FOREST ESA - EAST
Park Review #487
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
1424 Corley Drive
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- ESA stands for ENVIRONMENTALLY SIGNIFICANT AREA, guys!!
- It is part of my most favoritist Medway Valley Heritage Forest!!
- 'Cept this part is not so hot!!
- Not for visiting!!
- 'Cuz it is hiding behind lotsa peoplehouses plus the Universityschool and stuff!!
This park is sorta sneaky 'cuz it is the littleist brother of my most favouritist MEDWAY VALLEY HERITAGE FOREST, guys!! Yes!! 'Cept his big brothers are pretty sooper'mazing, plus easy to get to, plus full-up with 'mazing wildertails, butt for this one... NOT SO MUCH!! This one is just a whole buncha sooperthick wilderwild that follows a burblecreek allaways through some sooperfancy peoplehouses plus parts of the UniversitySchool too!! So it is pretty hard to see, butt it peeks out in 'couple places, so that is where we went to check it out!! Yup!! So now we know for reals... it is NOT SO HOT!! Ha ha!!
MUD CREEK NORTH - EAST
Park Review #488
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
453 Oxford Street West
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Just like the name says - A MUD BURBLECREEK!!
- Sooperclose to busy rollycar road!!
- Plus sooperclose to teensy mini-golfing!!
- Plus sooperclose to 'mazing bowlingtimes alley plus icecreamery!!
- BUTT SOOPER SNORING!!
Great googilyoogily, this park is SNORING, guys!! SOOPERSNORING, even!! Yup!! Not much to say 'cept that the name for this park is 'zackly right!! It is just a MUD CREEK that sits next to a sooperbusy rollycar road. There is e 'nuff place for doing chores maybe, butt.. NOT MUCH ELSE!!
Okeedoke!! Nice, job, everybuddy!! I can't even hardly bleeve we made it!! Now I am gonna do the nextest batch of soopersnoring park reviews, so I will see you in just littlebits, K? K!!
