THE MOST SNORINGIST PARKS - PART B!! (PARK REVIEWS #489 - 493)
Okeedoke, everybuddy!!
It is the 'zackt opposite of 'citing, butt here is the rest of my MOST SNORINGIST PARKS park review update, guys!! Yup!! This is the last chunk of them, so I am getting sooper'cited 'cuz know why!!?? 'Cuz that means there is only TOO (2) parks left on my list!! TOO, GUYS!! Isn't that 'mazing!!?? I KNOW!! 😝 😝 😝
Anyhoozle, here they are and stuff, butt just so's you know.... THEY ARE SNORING!! .........
WHITE OAKS DRAIN
Park Review #489
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
320 Bradley Avenue
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Not so much!!
- Sooperclose to rollycar roads!!
- Goes behind a buncha peoplehouses!!
- No place for exploradventuring!!
- Just for wet, waterystuffs - not puppies!!
- One half part is all fenced in, even!!
Well guys.... not much for talkings 'bout here!! This park is just like the name says: It is just a drain for wet, watery rainingdrops to get out of the way of peoplehouses and stuff!! Yup!! You can't even get close or anythings, plus this park is mostly behind neighborhoods plus goes into kinda industrialish places too. I gave it one half of a snort 'cuz if I really reeeeely had to I could do my chores in one spot. Otherwise, SNORING!!
KILALLY FIELDS
Park Review #490
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
1360 Adelaide Street North
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Just a gigantical leafyfield!!
- They are growing somethings innit!!
- Butt I do not know what!!
- No place for exploradventuring!!
- Not for visiting, guys!!
- Cross the road from Stoneybrook Dog Park!!
So this here park is a 'nother snoring one, guys!! It is pretty big and stuff, butt it is not for visiting!! It is a gigantical field they grow somethings in, butt I do not know what!! Not even!! PLus it is right 'side a sooperbusy rollycar road too - that is not so hot!! Butt... it is 'cross the rollycar road from Stoneybrook Puppy Playground!! That is a pretty good one, so if you are hereabouts, go over there!! It is waymorebetter!!
WILTON GROVE SWM - NORTH
Park Review #491
Snort Index Rating: 1.5 SNORTS!!
1620 Wilton Grove Road
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Just a gigantical puddlepond!!
- Some places for walkingtimes!!
- Butt not so pretty!!
- Too close to rollycar roads for goofballery!!
- You can visit this one if you want!!
- Butt there are waymorebetter parks for that!!
This here is a 'nother one of those STORM WATER MANAGEMENT places, guys!! Yup!! That is what the SWM part stands for!! Plus it means there is a gigantical puddlepond in the middle for alla the stormy rainingdrops to hang out in!! Yup!! Normaltimes the SWM parks are pretty nice, butt this one NOT SO MUCH. It is wayfarout on the very outsideparts of my city where we live, plus it is not real pretty or anythings!! Nope!! You can walk a 'round and stuff, butt... prolly don't bother, guys!! It is right next to a rollycar road that lotsa gigantical rumblytrucks use, so maybe go someplace else is what I am saying!!
WILTON GROVE SWM - SOUTH
Park Review #492
Snort Index Rating: 0.0 SNORTS!!
1617 Wilton Grove Road
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- SWAMPINESS, GUYS!! SWAMPINESS!!
- No way to visit this park!! Nope!!
- Sits next to a sooperbusy rollycar road!!
- Nowhere for even parking your rollycar!!
- Soopersketchy, so don't visit this park!!
- 'Cuz there are waymorebetter parks for that!!
This park is the most snoringist park in all of evertimes, guys. It is just full-up with swampy greenery!! Seriousface!! That's a 'bout all there is for saying 'bout it, so.... YUP.
RIVER ROAD GOLF COURSE - SOUTH
Park Review #493
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
1510 Hamilton Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- The back way in to a golfing course!!
- You are not supposed to go this way!! Nope!!
- Butt I did littlebits just to look 'round!!
- Turns out it was snoring anyways!!
- So don't visit this park, guys!!
- 'Cuz you will maybe get doinked by a golfing ball, K? K!! That would not be cool!!
Okeedoke, guys!! This is the LASTEST One!! This park is for reals just the back way in for the RIVER ROAD GOLFING COURSE!! Yes!! There is a gate 'cross the way in, butt we did sneaky ninjaman moves to get 'round so we could have a quick looksee and stuff!! Butt it was not so hot!! There was just a wilderoad that went curving inside for littleways, 'till we found wordysigns that said not to go anymores!! Yup!! So we DIDN'T 'cuz know why!!?? 'Cuz the waymorecloser you get to the peoples playing gaolfingballs, the more riskyness you will maybe get doinked in the brainmelon by a golfingball!! That would not be the bestest times is what I am saying, so basically don't visit this park!! If you want to do golfballing, then go to the main entrance at 2115 River Road!!
*WHEW*
That was crazybananas, guys!! Butt now that alla the most snoringist parks are reviewed and stuff -did you know!!?? That means there are only TOO (2) more parks left on my list to see every single park place in my London, Ontarioplace!! Can you even bleeve it!! Not me!! I can't even hardly wait to be all done!! Then I will be the firstest in evertimes... PARKMASTER GENERAL!!
Shanksh, everybuddy!! You are the bestest friendlypals 'cuz of alla the supportiness you have been giving me since I started my quest!! It means lots'nlots for reals!! Luvluvlove you guys!!
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