ATHLETIC PARK
Park Review #574:
ATHLETIC PARK
95 St George St
Talbotville, ON N0L 2K0
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
So much grassycarpet, guys!!
Butt mostly for soccerballing!!
Fancy poop closets, though!!
Picklenick tables plus monkeyclimbers too!!
VISITED on Sept. 5, 2016 !!
This here park is in the nextest citytownsburg over called ST. THOMAS, guys!! Plus, it is only ‘bout won half of won hourtimes a ‘way!! Easybreezy for our rollycar ROCKY to take us there!! Yup!
It is a triangularish chunk of place that is mostly for soccerballing, butt at the backist parts, you can see a ‘MAZING rumbletrain bridge that is sooperdooper high up in the ceilingsky!! I will even show you!!
Plus here is what you will see when your rollycar finds it, guys!! Then you go down the mountainhill to a sooperbig parking rodeo!! Yup!! I am gonna show you waymorelots in just littlebits, butt for the nowabouts ….
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton vigorously safety testing playground equipment in London, Ont.
HELLO AND STUFF TO YOU, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!!
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It is me, your Parkmaster General, Archie Brindleton back to say “HI!!” to you with a shinynew Park Review!! Yup!! This times we are going to check out a sporty-type park in the citytownsburg called ST. THOMAS!! Yes!! Truestory, I go-go-go to there lots’nlots ‘cuz there is lots’nlots of ‘mazing parks in the St. Thomasplace!! Sure is!! Like my most favouritist Puppy Park, plus the ELEVATED PARK, plus waymorelots too!!
Anyhoozle … this park is called ATHLETIC PARK, guys!! Yup!! Sounds sorta like this park works out and stuff, butt it is not so ‘mazing for exploradventuring or Doop Dee Dooping in ‘cuz it has only won job, guys!! Yes. To help majillions of juniorpeoples do lotsa zoomers goofballery playing SOCCERBALLING!! YUP!! There was not so much for ME at this here park, butt … it is real ‘portant to peoples in the ST. THOMASplace, plus there is won pretty cool chunk I will do my bestest to show you, K? K!!
Okeedoke!! So like allatimes, the firstest thing I try to find is a real good wordysign for telling me ‘bout the park. Yes. That is ‘cuz I am a professional-type Parkmaster and stuff. For reals!! Plus THIS park has TOO WORDYSIGNS!! ………
The FIRSTEST waymorebigger won is at where the big rollycar road goes by, plus the nextest skinny won is where everybuddy does hangouttery, guys!! Lotsa parks in the St. Thomasplace only get the skinny little won, butt … I am thinkingthoughts this park is real ‘portant for everybuddy who lives ‘round here, so it gets a big won too!!
When you get to where the big wordysign is, then get your rollycar to take you down the mountainhill to ……
A real, real reeeeeeeeeeeeeeel big Parking Rodeo, guys!! IKNOW!! When I sawed how sooperbig this parking rodeo is, I was thinkingthoughts … “GOLLY!! LOTS’NLOTS OF PEOPLES COME TO THIS PARK ALL AT THE SAME TIMES OR SOMETHINGS!!” Yup!! I was totally correctal and everythings, guys!! ‘Cuz soon as you get outta your rollycar you can see basically a gigantical grassycarpet field all ready for big piles of SOCCERBALLING!! Have a looksee for yourselfs!! ……………….
That is won of the mostbiggest soccerballing fields I have seen in all of evertimes, guys!! You can play a BUNCHA soccerballing all at the same times here!! THAT is how come it has such a sooperbig parking rodeo!! Sure is!!
Butt puppies are not s’pposed to go-go-go on the grassycarpet, ‘cuz some goobers do not clean up after their puppies do chores out there. Yup. Plus THEN … when juniorpeoples are soccerballing … you get what I am sayings, amirite?? Gross stuffs can happen is what I am sayings. With poop. Yes.
Anyhoozle … I could not get sooperclose, butt look what I was seeing wayfarback ‘cross the soccerballing fields, guys!! ………….
WHOA!! Can you see!!?? That is a rumbletrain bridge made up of robotparts!! IKNOW!! Guys … this picturestory does not show how gigantical it is or how wayfarup in the ceilingsky it is too!! I was like … “WOWZERS!!” Looks like it is from wayfarback in oldentimesdays and everythings!! If you did not know, rumbletrains are real ‘portant to the St. Thomasplace, so there is lots’nlots of soopercool stuffs like that ‘round here!! Anyhoozle … this is not part of this park, butt it was kinda cool, so I wanted to share with you!! Yes!!
Butt there is other chunks of park too, guys!! ……….
Yup!! Butt like you can see with your very own lookingmarbles, mostly all of it is for soccerballing!! Yes!! Butt in won chunk of corner there is littlebits more stuff, guys!! …………
There is a buncha leafytrees with picklenicking tables, plus inna ‘nother chunk close to there, there is a goofballery grounds with swingingchairs plus a monkeyclimber for juniorpeoples, plus nextest to that is a buildinghouse with poop closets plus maybe where you can do hang-outery inside or maybe get yummysummies someofthetimes!! It was all closed up, so I am not so sure.
Butt truestory for reals everythings here is ‘bout the soccerballing, guys!! These other chunks are just for when big piles of familypacks come here for watching the soccerballing contests!! Yes!! So mostly this park is just for peoples who luvluvlove to do soccerballing or to watch their juniorpeoples do soccerballing!! ……
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Was sooperfun to meet you, plus to have a realgood looksee at alla your chunks, butt pretty much you are a special-type park with only won job you are doing soopergood, so for that reasoning, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF ….
(2 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, everybuddy!! For readerating my park review, plus for being my friendlyfriends!! Yes!! No joshing that means lots’nlots for me!! Yes!! Nextest times I am gonna share with you won of my most FAVOURITIST parks in all of evertimes!! Seriousface!! ‘Till thenabouts, ‘member to not forget that The NatureMama is your bestest friend, plus she has lotsa lovings for you, so if you are feeling bloo or your muskles are getting dusty …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
