LAWSON NATURE RESERVE
Park Review #588:
LAWSON NATURE RESERVE
Snort Index Rating:
3.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Sooper beautifullish!
Lotsa ‘mazing wildertrails!!
The NatureMama’s babies!!
Butt DANGEROUS in chunks!!
Visited on Oct. 10, 202o!!
This park is ‘bout half of won hourtimes a ‘way, everybuddy!! Not so fars or anything, butt …. not so many peoples know ‘bout it!! Nope!! So I was sooper’cited to go-go-go check it out!!
There is almostly no Parking Rodeo, guys!! This is basically what you will see from your rollycar!! It is just on the side of a country-typedustyroad!! Just lookit how much dustiness happens when the rollytractor goes by!!
Clickyclick on this picturestory to visit the ‘fficial interwebsnet place, guys!!
About
The Lawson Nature Reserve was generously donated by Dr. John Lawson, a respected physician, naturalist and long-time member of Ontario Nature. In 1976, he bought the 15-hectare property just south of Ingersoll, solely to conserve the land and return it to its natural state.
The Ingersoll District Nature Club is the official steward of the reserve.
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton and his saucy assistant, Mirabelle inspecting a picklenick barn
Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
All ready plus all set to go-go-go DOOP DEE DOOPING inna soopercool wilderpark most peoples do not even know ‘bout!!?? ‘Cuz truestory for reals no joshing seriousface, this park is alla ‘bout The Naturemama plus alla her babies, BUTT a teensy chirpybird tolded me … it is alsotimes sorta …. DANGEROUS. Yes. So we are gonna have to be real careful and stuff too, K? K!! SAFETY FIRSTEST, AFTERALLS!!
For this here Park Review, we are gonna have to be sorta like INDIANBANANA JONES from the picturemovies!! Sorta!! Butt ‘stead of hunting for artefacteroids from oldentimesdays, we are gonna be hunting for a ‘mazing wildertrails for exploradventuring on!! YES!!
So put on your walkingsocks, plus slurp some zoomersjuice, ‘Cuz now is when we go-go-go to check out … LAWSON NATURE RESERVE!!
Here is what you will find when you firstest get to there, everybuddy!! Like I was sayings, it is just sorta on the side of a country-type dustyroad with no ‘fficial PARKING RODEO. There is just a little chunk of space close to where you go-go-go in for maybe won or too rollycars!! Yes!!
Butt there are wordysigns for checking out, so ‘least that is good!!
YES!! ‘Cuz no wordysigns is a peevy pet of mine, everybuddy!! The WORSTEST!! Sure is!! Plus my most favouritist wordysign so fars is that won that says ….
“NATURE CAN’T SAY OUCH!!”
That is a ‘mazing way to say to treat The NatureMama plus all her babies with lotsa lovings!! I like it!! Then there s the ‘fficial wordysign that says LAWSON NATURE RESERVE too, butt if your lookingmarblres try real hard, you will find OTHER waymoresmaller wordysigns that will tell you ‘bout stuffs alla ‘round you!! ……….
YUP!! Plus after THAT, is where the littlebits of fencings is for where you go-go-go in, guys!! When we got to there, there was a whole, nother rollycar waiting real close to the way in, butt when we were all done, it was all gone!! So this park is pretty big is what I am sayings ‘cuz we neverever sawed who came in that rollycar!! Nope!! Not even!!
Just inside there is ‘couple MORE wordysigns for telling you ‘bout the wildertrails!! Yes!! The main won is called FALCONER TRAIL - pretty cool!! Butt just littlebits in there is a ‘nother won called the BUCKLAND WETLANDS TRAIL. I ‘cided not to go-go-go that way, ‘cuz sure sounded like I would get my feets wet that way, guys!! Getting my feets wet is not my most favourite thing!! Gentleman puppies do not like that so much!!
So I said … “SHANKSH, BUT NO SHANKSH”, plus kept Dooping down on FALCONER TRAIL!! Plus THAT is when allasudden I could see some interestingal stuff a ‘head!! Check it out!! ……………………
More wordysigns, plus statuesculptures for ‘membering and stuff, guys!! I was totally s’prized!! Truestory I was thinkingthoughts we had seen alla the wordysigns back at the rollycar road, butt NOPE!! Not even!!
The firstest wordysign was on a stick, plus it was alla ‘bout brainlearning ‘bout the scienceman who n’vented this park!! ………..
Soopercool!! Dunno ‘bout YOU guys, but I luvluvLOVE to brainlearn ‘bout how parks are n’vented plus WHO they are named after and stuff!! Good job, park!! Plus truestory I was thinkingthoughts this park was gonna be REAL wildery with not so much professional-type wordysigns and stuff, butt it has lots’nlots!!
The nextest wordybits were on a teensy sorta house-looking thing made of boulderocks!!…………
Ohhhhhhhhh!! this is from the peoples Doctoranarian Lawson gaved this park to wayfarback in the 1995times: THE FEDERATION OF ONTARIO NATURALISTS, plus THE INGERSOLL NATURE CLUB!! They are the peoples who builderated an interwebsnet clubhouse for this park!! Yup!!
Nextest I founded an even waymoreBIGGER wordysign with a hat onnit!! IKNOW!! Plus this won had a PICTUREMAP of this whole, entire park!! Check it out!! …………….
This won is where you can read alla ‘bout the rules and stuff, plus ‘see where you will maybe wanna go-go-go and stuff!! This is ‘MAZNG!! I wanna have a real good looksee at the picturemap, butt firstest thing I did was tell Pop he had to be onna safetystring ‘cuz that was in the rules!! Yup!!
Okeedoke!! Let’s check out the picturemap so’s we can ‘cide where to exploradventure, K? K!!…….
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Guys!! There is lots’nlots for checking out!! Plus did you see!!?? There is a PEOPLEBARN, plus a PICKLENICK spot, plus even a …. POOP CLOSET!! IKNOW!! It is called PT on the picturemap - prolly for … POOP TIME or somethings!! Prolly!!
Plus did you see wayfarup at the toppest chunk of the picturemap it says there is a COVERED SHELTER! Let’s go-go-go allways to there, guys!! We will DOOP DEE DOOP allaways ‘round that gigantical wilderloop at the top, K? K!!
After ‘memberizing the picturemap, there was won more wordysign onna stick for checking out!! …….
This won is alla ‘bout the shrubbadubs plus flowerposies that live out here!! Nice!! Lotsa brainlearning for reals!!
Butt after THAT, it is times for starting our DOOP DEE DOOP!! Yes!! All ready, guys!!?? All set!! Then - waitaminnit!! I can see a whole ‘NOTHER wordysign just littlebits a ‘way!! Golly!! So many wordysigns!! …….
This won is ‘bout alla The NatureMama’s babies that live in this park!! I like it!! DEERPEOPLES, POINTY-MELON OWLPEOPLES, CHICKERMONKERS, even PIRATE RED SOOPERHAWKS too!! ‘Mazing!!
Great googilymoogily!! From HEREABOUTS I can see the PICKLENICKING SPOT, guys!! It is just off to the side of this wildertrail!! Follow my buttparts to there, K? K!! ……………
Sorta looks like a SECRET-TYPE HIDEOUT or somethings, amirite!!?? Littlebits!! Butt truestory this peoplebarn is pretty cool!!
The picturemap said there is a special spot for picklenicking, butt this chunk would be perfectal too!! ‘Specially if rainigdrops come, guys!! YUP!!
Okeedoke!! Back on the wildertrail, guys!! We have waymorelots for checking out and stuff!! ……….
Somethings else is coming up, everybuddy!! Can you see!!?? Is it …. YUP! …………….
IT IS THE POOPCLOSET!! Golly!! That is the most wildery poopcloset I have seen in all of evertimes, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! Butt truestory I was not even ‘specting a poopcloset out here, so that is awesometimes!!
Plus … if the poopcloset is here, then prolly that means the picklenick spot is real close!! …………..
YUP!! Just off the wildertrail a ‘gain, this times it is a sorta open chunk with no leafytrees that is ‘side a sooperdeedooper GREEEEEEEEEEEEN puddlepond, guys!! Dunno if that is the bestest thinkingthoughts ‘cuz in the stinkywarm summertimes skitterbugs luvluvLOVE greeeeenygreeeeen puddleponds, amirite!!?? Pretty much!!
Butt anyhoozle … there is a whole ‘NOTHER wordysign in here!! Great googilymoogily!! Let’s have a looksee!! ……………..
WHA!!???????????
Firstofalls … I did not even know this park HAD walkingboards!! Nextofalls ….. how come are they closed!!?? Plus how come are they not giving them lovings!!?? Guys …. now I am wonderthunking if we will even get to see the toppest part of the picturemap where the COVERED SHELTER is!! RATS!!
Plus can you see!!?? Some goober dingus changed the wordysign!! Hmmmmm. I am wonderthunking what we are gonna find when we go-go-go to see these walkingboards, guys!! Dunno!! Butt ‘cuz I am Parkmaster General, I gotta go-go-go check it out, knowhatImean!!??? ‘COURSE!!
Oh!! Hey!! Lookit!! ………….
This park has a progessional-type PICTURETOGRAPHER who makes picturestories of the chirpybirds who live here!! SOOPERNICE!! Maybe some of them will say “HOWDY!!” guys!! Maybe!!
OKEEDOKE!! Let’s get seriousface ‘bout this here park, guys!! Sure sounds like it needs some lovings, so let’s go-go-go find out what in the marbleworld is goings on, K? K!!
NOW IS WHEN WE DOOP DEE DOOP!! ……..
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵 …..
Guys!! This spot has TOO ways for DOOP DEE DOOPING!! ……….
Right paw way says EDWARDS TRAIL, butt on the picturemap that was called EDWARDS LOOP!! Edwards Loop is for REALS where I want to go-go-go!! BUTT ……
Left paw way says PHILIPS RIDGE TRAIL!! on the picturemap that was just called PHILIPS TRAIL!! I don’tlike it when alla the namery is differenter, guys!! That can be CONFUSELLATING and stuff!!
Butt … I say we go-go-go THISAWAYS firstest, then come back to check out the wilderloop!! YES!! …….
Great googilymoogily!! Guys!! I am thinkingthoughts I made a boo-boo!! Truestory this trail is the WORSTEST!!
Can you see!!?? It was sorta skinny even back where it started, butt NOWABOUTS … just littleways in, it has pretty much DISAVANISHED! There is blackish muckiness everywheres!!
Let’s go-go-go back the OTHER way, guys!! ………….
Guys!! I almostly got LOSTED trying to find the way back to the other trail!! This chunk is not getting a whole lotta lovinsg, that is for reals!! ………
OKEEDOKE!! Back to EDWARDS TRAIL, guys!! THIS is what the picturemap calls EDWARDS LOOP, plus THIS is the chunk I for reals wanna see sooperbad!! YES!!
Hey!! Lookit!! Did you see the benches for buttparts!!?? That is nice there are benches for buttparts alla ‘long the main trail, guys!! Butt …. alla that stuffs looks pretty wore out and stuff. Just sayin’.
OH!! Up a ‘head, guys!! LOOKIT THIS!! …………….
I ‘member on the picturemap it said there was a BRIDGE, so we are going the right way for seeing the toopest part of the loop!! But guys …. this stickybridge is all BROKE plus falling down!! The safetyhandle on won whole, entire side felled over!! Hmmmmmmm. That is not so good. This park for reals needs some lovings, guys!!
Butt alsotimes …. ISN’T IT BEAUTIFULLISH IN HERE!!?? IKNOW!!
Okeedoke!! Let’s see what is nextest!! Back to DOOP DEE DOOPING!! ………..
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵 …..
WHOA!! GUYS!!
Here is the walkingboards!! Plus GREAT GOOGILYMOOGILY!! They are all broked-up too!! Real bad, even!! So now is when we have to be REAL careful and stuff, K? K!! Watch your feets real good!!
Can you see that wordysign!!?? It totally says not to go-go-go any waymorefarther, guys!! Plus …
THE GOOBER DINGUS SCRIBBLED ON THIS WORDYSIGN TOO!!
What a goober!! Anyhoozle …. Dunno ‘bout YOU guys, butt I am thinkingthoughts we can make it ‘cross if we are just like INDIANBANANA JONES!! Let’s just go-go-go real slow, plus REAL careful, K? K!! ……
MIRABELLE is right, guys!! These walkingboards are the WORSTEST!! Plus this did not just happen allasudden and stuff!! They have not been getting lovings for a WHILES!! Seriousface!!
BUTT ……….
… WE MADE IT, GUYS!! Good job, everybuddy!! With littlebits of luckiness, when we come back the other way ‘round this wilderloop, there will be no walkingboards like that!! Sure hope so!! Plus there is only WON WAYS TO FIND OUT!! Yes!!
This is getting ‘citing, guys!! Pretty sure we are getting close to the toppest chunk of this wilderloop!! ……..
YES!! Can you see!!?? ……………
AWESOMETIMES!! We totally made it guys!! This is what the picturemap called the COVERED SHELTER plus it is a teensy little peopleshed for taking it easybreezy after alla the ‘citement of Doop Dee Doop Exploradventuring ‘cross those crazybananas walkingboards!! ** BUTTWIGGLE ** We totally did it for reals!!
WHOA!! Guys!! Lookit what is BEHIND this peopleshed!! ………..
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA
Now THAT is a s’prize, guys!! I did not know there would be so much wayfaropen space for checking out!! That is ….. ‘MAZIG. Plus beautifullish too. Just lookit the ceilingsky for crying out Pete!! So much BLOO!!
Guys …. I could prolly just sit my buttparts right here … plus do some reflectorational thinkingthoughts ‘bout … alla the lovings I have in my HappyHeart for our MARBLEWORLD … plus THE NATUREMAMA …. plus ALLA HER BABIES ….plus MUM PLUS POP …. plus …. alla my bestest friendlypals - LIKE YOU. Yup.
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This. Is. Awesometimes. Sure is. BUTT …. we gotta go-go-go back to where ROCKY is waiting for us, guys!! Plus we gotta see what the OTHER side of this crazybananas wilderloop is like too, so, … all ready!!?? All set!!?? Let’s DOOP DEE DOOP!! …………….
Okeedoke!! More walkingboards, guys!!
I was having worrythoughts, butt this chunk is AOK!!
HEY!! Lookit THAT leafytree!! ……………
He is waving “HI!!” to us!!
“HI LEAFYTREE!! NICE TO MEET YOU AND STUFF!!
Hee hee!! Sooperfun!! ………….
Looks like some of the TRAIL MARKERS have been broked off, guys!! Good thing this chunk of wildertrail is easybreezy for finding!! YES!! Prolly it was that goober dingus a ‘gain!! PROLLY!!
WAITAMINNIT!! Guys!! Go waymoreslower ‘cuz … looks like …. YUP!! …………
WALKINGBOARDS!! 😮😮😮
🎵 “DUM DUM 🎵 DUUUUUUUUM” 🎵 (Dramatic musicsounds!)
Plus guys…. there is waaaaaaaymorelots of them on this side!! IKNOW!! Plus the goober goobered-up the warningsign on this side too!! Mirabelly wants to bop his faceparts so good, plus if we find him, prolly I will even let her!! Prolly!!
Okeedoke!! Just like lastimes, guys!! Let’s go-go-go REAL SLOW, plus REAL CAREFUL plus WATCH YOUR FEETS REAL GOOD, K? K!! ……………..
Great googilymoogily!! This chunk is WAAAAAAYmoreworser that the firstest won!! Plus looks like it is too times as long too!!
Plus I can see how come there is so much walkingboards on this side, guys!! Can you see!!?? On our left paw side!!??
SWAMPINESS!! Lots’nlots of it!! ……………….
Sure looks pretty and stuff, butt it would be basically IMPOSSIBBLISH to DOOP DEE DOOP through this chunk with no walkingboards!!
Truestory it is almostly IMPOSSIBLISH NOWABOUTS!! Just lookit how all broked up they are!! …………
Butt we are doing it, guys!! We are gonna make it just like INDIANBANANA JONES does in the picturemovies!!
I am thinkingthoughts ‘bout the ‘citing musicsounds he gets everytimes he does ‘citing stuffs!! Maybe lets pretenderate we are in his picturemovie, plus make the musicsounds for our own selfs, K? K!!
🎵 “DA DA DA DAAAAAAA 🎵 DA DA DA!!”🎵
🎵 “DA DA DA 🎵 DAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” 🎵
🎵 “DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAA!!” 🎵 ….
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! We totally made it a ‘gain, guys!! That was awesometimes!! Maybe I will change my namery to ONTARIO JONES or somethings!! Ha ha!! Butt prolly nope!!
Anyhoozle …. there is only littlebits of this side of the loop left, guys!! Hopefully there is NO MORE WALKINGBOARDS!! ………….
WHOA!! What is THAT way I am wonderthunking!!?? Maybe ROBOT BEARS, guys!! Maybe!! Whatcha ‘think, guys!!??
We better SKEEDADDLE!! YES!! …………………….
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵
We are back allaways ‘round the wildertrail, everybuddy!! Good job!! …..
🎵 “DOOPITY DOOPITY 🎵 DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵 …..
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Can you SEE, everybuddy!!?? Up there is the chunk where we started out!! …………….
Plus there is our rollycar ROCKY waiting for us like a good boy!!
“HI ROCKY!! YOU WILL NOT EVEN BLEEVE WHAT WE SAWED IN THERE!!”
** WHEW ** Guys! That was pretty ‘mazing, plus ‘citing, plus sooperfun too!! Plus just so’s you know, I askerated the GOOGLEBOT what the dealio is with this place, plus it showed me a buncha wordybits from the peoples who try to take care of it and everythings. Yes. They say there is not ‘e nuff dollarpennies for fixerating alla those crazybananas walkingboards, so they say it is AOK to do walkingytimes BESIDE them ‘till they can make it all better. So … it was AOK for us to go-go-go always ‘round, you just gotta to be careful!! NO GUFF YOU GUYS!! WE FOUNDED THAT OUT FOR OUR OWNSELFS!! Ha ha!!
Oh!! plus POP ‘membered to use the robot in his sillyphone to tell us how far we just went and stuff!! Check it out!! ……………………
TWO CLICKOMETERS, everybuddy!! That was AMAYZAZING!!
Shanksh, park!! Truestory you need big piles of lovings PLUS LOTSA DOLLARPENNIES to get all fixerated so’s peoples can come to here for perfectally SAFE, easybreezy exploradventuring, butt I am not even joshing when I say, you have lots’nlots of soopercool stuff for checking out plus brainlearning ‘bout and stuff, plus you are full-up with ‘mazing beautifullish wilderwild!! YUP!! So for those reasonings I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …..
(3 SNORTS OUT OF 5 )!!
Shanksh, guys!! That was ‘citing!! Hope you have a soopernice rest of your daytimes, plus that you ‘member to not forget YOU can have ‘citing Doop Dee Doop exploradventures where you are too!! Prolly there is a whole buncha almostly secret-type parks like this won where you are, or maybe just a real nice city-type park, so when you are feeling BLOO or your muskles are getting dusty, have some sooperfun awesometimes and ….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
