GARNETT ELLIOT PARK
Park Review #589:
GARNETT ELLIOT PARK
Snort Index Rating:
2.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Mostly a sporty-type field!!
Cool monkeyclimbers!!
Littlebits of wilderwild too!!
Hiding behind a learningschool!!
Visited on April 25, 2017!!
This park is just won citytownsburg over, guys! Inna place called INGERSOLL and stuff. Yup!! So only ‘bout half of won hourtimes a ‘way!! No biggie!!
Can you see!!? It is mostly a big ‘ol sporty-type park with lotsa grassycarpet, plus it is hiding behind a learningschool for crying out Pete!! Truestory!!
If you tell your rollycar to go-go-go BEHIND the learningschool, you will see this!! Yes!! A sooperbig Parking Rodeo, plus then there is totally a park! for exploradventuring and stuff!
OH!! Plus here is when POP’s sillyphone robot saying when we got to there!! Yup!! It said “DING”, plus that is roboterytalk for … “EVERYBUDDY OUT OF THE ROLLYCAR!!”
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton inspecting a section of walkingboards - an occupational passion of his
Hellloooooooooo, Doop Dee Doop Troopers!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton here for a shinynew park review!! Yup!! Well, sorta!! Kinda!! This park review got losted inna ‘puterbox that went crazybananas, so I have not even SEEN this won for a couple of yeartimes, guys!! Can you even BLEEVE it!!?? IKNOW!! Butt my Mum founded it a ‘gain, so now is when I get to share it with YOU!!
This park is called GARNETT ELLIOT PARK, plus there is ‘couple things ‘bout this park that are PEEVY PETS of mine ‘cuz did you know!!?? This park does NOT have a wordysign to say what its name is, plus even when I askerate the GOOGLEBOT how come it is called that or who in the marbleworld is Garnett Elliott, he did not have anything for sharing!!
That is not so hot, guys!! I am askerating how can we brainlearn ‘bout this park if there is no wordybits or storytimes or anythings!!?? ‘ZACKLY!! ‘Course, it has been a whiles, so MAYBE there is a wordysign there NOWABOUTS, butt … prolly NOPE!! Anyhoozle … THIS is what I sawed when I got to there wayfarback in the 2017times …….
‘Cuz it is hiding behind a big ‘ol learningschool called LAURIE HAWKINS SCHOOL, there is a gigantical Parking Rodeo, guys!! Yes!! Prolly ‘cuz the learningschool needs a sooperbig won for alla the peoples who go to there!! Prolly!! OH!! Alsotimes ‘cuz this is a sporty-type park for BASEBALLERY plus SOCCERBALLING, so prolly there is lotsa peoples here when everybuddy comes to do the ballystuffs!!
Butt NOT SO MUCH when I went to there, guys!! There was only just a littlebits of other rollycars, plus hardly anybuddy THERE!! Yup!! Plus firstest chunks I sawed was the baseballery fencings and stuff!!! ……..
Truestory there is TOO baseballery chunks, guys!! Won is littlebits morefancier, butt … they both work good ‘cuz I founded an interwebsnet clubhouse for baseballery that says they do juniorperson baseballery at BOTH chunks allatimes!! For reals!!
Plus there is some chunks for SOCCERBALLING too!! …………
I am thinkingthoughts if I was gonna be a famous sportyman, prolly I would play the SOCCERBALLING ‘cuz you do not need thumbs to be real good at soccerballing, amirite!!?? Yes!! Plus alsotimes I am sooperfast and stuff. Yup. Did you know!!?? You can be CAPTAIN for soccerballing, even with no floatyboat!! Pretty cool.
Anyways, after I did bunches of exploradventuring ‘round the spoty-type chunks, that is when I founded … THE POOP CLOSESTS!! ………..
Check it out, guys!! These wons are only little, butt made out of bricklebocks for crying out Pete!! IKNOW!! Prolly you could go in there plus REALLY toot your bum trumpet, plus nobuddy would even know!! Prolly!!
Plus these here wordysigns say POP has to stay onna safetystring, so that is what I did, guys!! This park does not want my Pop to wander allover everywheres ‘cuz that is what Pops do!! ‘Specially wons that are part Yeti like my Pop!! That is just SCIENCE!!
OH!! Nextest, I founded some soopercool monkeyclimbers!! …………
I am not even joshing, guys!! This goofballery grounds did not lookerate like it was part of this park!! It was all shinynew plus lookerated like it was from futuretimes or somethings!! Butt it is pretty cool, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!!
Not so many monkeyclimbers have rainbowparts (colours) like this won with lotsa BLOO plus GREEEENYGREEN, and stuff!! TRuestory I have been to lots’nlots of parks, butt I have not seen too many like this!! Seriousface!! Was sorta fun and everythings!! OH!! plus I almostly forgotted to ‘member!! ………..
This park has a teensy mountainhill of DIRT too!! Yup!! Guys … truestory …. when I went to here, kidlings were doing more goofballery on this teensy mountainhill than on the monkeyclimbers!! Ha ha!! Kidlings, amirite!!??
Lookit, guys!! In the waybackparts!! Do you see!!?? It is our oldentimer rollycar, SKYROLLER BLOO!! He was a good boy for reals, plus he tooked me to majillions of parks!! Sure did!!
“HI SKYROLLER!! MISS YOU BUDDYPAL!!”
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He went over the rollycar Rainbow Bridge, guys. Yes. Plus nowabouts he is living there with our OTHER rollycars, VERTIMER GETALONG, plus BURGUNDY DREAMS. Yup. So that part is nice.
Anyhoozle …. after all that, I founded that there is littlebits of WILDERWILD on won side of this park!! ………
Can you see!!?? There is even leafytrees plus shrubbadubs and stuff!! Butt … no walkingroads or anythings, guys!! Nope!! Just a sorta wilderchunk of place with mostly grassycarpet!!
BUTT … If you keep go-go-going far as you can, it gets littlebits more interestingal, ……….
‘Cuz did you see!!?? There is even a teensy BURBLECREEK Hiding wayfarback in there, guys!! So that is pretty good!! Butt truestory that burblecreek was not so easy for getting to, so … that part is not so hot!! Basically the wilderchunk was not so ‘mazing afteralls!! Nope!! Not even!! ……………
I mean just lookit THIS guy, everybuddy!! Snoozing on the job for crying out Pete!!
OH!! Plus I almostly forgot to ‘member!! When me plus Pop were DOOP DEE DOOPing ‘round the wilderchunk … allasudden … outtanowheres …. WHAMMOKABLAMMMO!! We founded THIS!! ………
A LELLOMAN IN THE MIDDLEPARTS OF THEWILDERWILD!!?? That is crazybananas!! I was thinkingthoughts … “ARE YOU LOSTED, LELLOMAN!!??
This Lelloman even had a BLOO HAT, plus a BLOO LISTENATORS, plus a BLACKISH SMELLERATOR, guys!! I have neverever even SEEN won like that befores!! Maybe this Lelloman is a teenage-type person with lotsa MOPEY REBELNESS in him!! Maybe!! Mirabelly wanted to give this LELLOMAN some serious boppings!! Ha ha!! Truestory for reals!!
But for this park, my most favouritist chunk prolly has to be …….
…… the MONKEYCLIMBERS. Yup!! Or maybe the mountainhill of DIRT. Prolly. So for those reasonings, plus ‘cuz Pop liked to wander off into the wilderchunk, I am giving this here park a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …….
(2.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, everybuddy!! Was sooperfun for ‘membering this park with you, plus for the NEXTEST won in the tomorrowtimes, I am gonna share a for reals SHINYNEW Park Review I only just wroted littlebits a ‘go!! Seriousface!! PLUS … this nextest park has the most ‘MAZING-ist WALKINGBOARDS (boardwalk) I have seen in all of evertimes!! I am not even joshing!! Guys!! They are NOT made of stickybits!! You will see!!
Anyhoozle … ‘member to not forget to do some exploradventuring where you are too, K? K!! ‘Cuz it is SCIENCE that Doop Dee Doop Exploradventuring is good for your healthiness, guys!! So when you are feeling BLOO or your muskles are getting dusty, just ….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
