RED HILL VALLEY TRAIL
Park Review #593:
RED HILL VALLEY TRAIL
Snort Index Rating:
3.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Real wide-open wildertrails!!
‘Lotsa beautifullishness!!
Plus a chunk called
THE BEAR MEETING PLACE!!Visited on Sept. 11, 2020!!
Okeedoke!! So this is the LASTED park in my (3) park HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP, guys!! Me plus Pop Doop Dee Dooped through (3) parks inna row, plus it was awesometimes!! Just so’s you know, the HAMILTONplace is ‘bout won plus won-half hourtimes a ’way from our foreverhome!! Yup!!
The firstest too were on the OTHER side of the burblecreek that goes allways down the middleparts, so for THIS review we are starting atta WALKINGBRIDGE , plus Doop Dee Dooping allaways from the toppest parts to the bottomist parts at ALBION FALLS where we started for the UPPER KING’S FOREST Park Review (#591)!!
This won has the most teensiest Parking Rodeo too, guys!! Butt it is all PAVEY though, ‘cuz the aother wons are not so much!! Anyhoozle if you start with THIS park, this is what you will see from your rollycar and stuff!!
Parkmaster Archie Brindleton inspecting a greenspace just outside his hometown of London, Ontario
Hey hidey-ho, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Now is when I share the lastest chunk of my sooper’mazing HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP!! Yes!! So if you ‘membered to not forget the lastest won (OAK KNOLL PARK #592), me plus Pop got LOSTED, butt ‘ventually founded the WALKINGBRIDGE to this here park called the RED HILL VALLEY TRAIL!! Yes!! So let’s start this review allaways back ………
….. HERE!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
‘Member!!?? A whole, entire burblevcreek made of boulderocks, guys!! IKNOW!!
Anyhoozle, me plus POp got losted hereabouts, butt nice peoples tolded us how to find the WALKINGBRIDGE by crossing the wet, watery burblecreek over …….
… HERE, plus can you see!!?? Soon as we got ‘cross, we could see it wayfaroff down the burblecreek!! So we went …..
….. into the wilderwild, ……….
…… founded a wildertrail, then Doop Dee Dooped ‘long it ‘till ……..
… we got to this here piles of boulderocks, then went ‘round this left paw turnybit to find ….
THE BRIDGE!! Was no biggie, guys!! With littlebits of helpewrating by a couple of friendlypals, we founded this walkingbridge soopereasy!! Yup!! SO … NOW is when we start our shinynew Park Review of … RED HILL VALLLEY TRAIL!! …………..
Firstofalls, after we waited for our turn ‘cuz of the crummyvirus so’s we could do some hangout-ery on this walkingbridge so’s we could havea real good look at the burblecreek, plus how waymoredifferenter the NatureMama looks from there!!
There was lotsa peoples being inthesameplacefriends with the birblecreek, guys!! Even whole, entire FAMILYPACKS, plus that put Happy in my Heart for reals!! YUP!!
Anyhoozle … after a whiles, we ‘cided to get to Doop Dee Dooping!! So, we went back the way we camed to …..
…. the big ‘ol pile of boulderocks, plus n’stead of staying on the wildertrail, we ‘cided to try to find a ‘nother SHORTYCUT!! Yup!! Even though we got LOSTED lastimes, POP was pretty much sure he could find a waymorefasterway to get to the wildertrails we wanted to DOOP on!!
So’s we noticed a TEENSY little wildertrail that went behind the boulderocks, guys!! Yup!! Plus we followed it allaways up a soopersteep wilderhill ‘till ….
….. WE POPPED OUT HERE!!
‘ZACKLY where we wanted to be, guys!! This times, POP’s brainmelon did not get all wonky!! NOPE!! Not even littlebits!!
Plus LOOKIT this wildertrail, guys!! Waymoredifferenter than the wons on the OTHER side of the burblecreek!! This is ‘mazing!! Soopersmooth, plus sooperwide, plus real easybreezy for Doop Dee Doop exploradventures!! …………….
We had a looksee on POP’s sillyphone for a picturemap , plus the robot was pretty sure THIS trail would take us to the nextest chunk we wanted to see: A chunk called THE BEAR MEETING PLACE!! IKNOW!!
I am sooper’cited to meet BEARPEOPLES, guys!! This is gonna be the COOLIST!! YES!! …………..
Alls we had to do was Doop Dee Doop for littlebits to the NORTHWAYS …..
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵
Then turn to the EASTISH, Doop littlebits more ‘till we founded ……..……
YESSSSSSSSSS!! This is IT, guys!! This place where FREE wildertrails meet is pretty close I am thinkingthoughts!! The picturemap says there should even be a …….
….. PICTURESIGN!! 😊❤️
Soopercool!! This is perfectal ‘cuz THIS times we are going ‘zackly where we wanna go-go-go!! Let’s have a looksee at this picturesign for how close we are to THE BEAR MEETING PLACE, guys!! ………….
Guys!! Can you see!!??
Skootch in closer!! ……………..
GREAT GOOGILYMOOGILY!!
The picturestory says we are SOOPERCLOSE!! ……………
Facteroid is, if we go-go-go just littlebits down thisaways-
GUYS!! Can you see!!?? A GARBAGE-TYPE CAN!! That allatimes means we are getting to somewheres!! ……..
YES!! This is it, everybuddy!! ……………
We are totally at THE BEAR MEETING PLACE!!
OK!! Lookit!! A whole ‘nother wordysign for brainlearning ‘bout this place!! Let’s have a real good looksee, K? K!! …………………..
ooooOOOOoooo!!
To both the Haudenosaunee (People of the Longhouse) and the Anishinabek (‘Original People’) people who travelled through this valley, the black bear is a symbol of great strength and power, associated with spiritual medicine.
The Seneca Nation has a story of a giant bear called Nia’gwahe or Okwari in Mohawk that once roamed these lands. Seldom seen, the bear always left his giant footprints on the landscape.
There is another story of a great celestial bear that is pursued across the sky by hunters. When you see the Big Dipper overhead, the Seneca say that the four stars in the Dipper represent the four legs of that bear and the three stars in the handle are the pursuing hunters.
Imagine that you are in an old hunting party and have come across this giant footprint. It is time to pause, reflect and share your stories, or simply enjoy the view. While the bear has left ONLY his footprint, we have to be more careful about what we leave behind, so please remember to keep this place clean.
This location along with planned TURTLE, NEST and EEL Meeting Places are sites along the trail designed for sharing and learning; were visitors can stop to rest and experience the beauty of the valley landscape
WHOA!!
Guys!! This whole, entire chunk is a gigantical footsieprint for crying out Pete!! How soopercool is THAT!!?? Pretty much the coolist for reals!! Plus I totally get how come it is perfectal for reflectorating, plus sharing storytimes and stuff!!
Like the times me plus Pop got LOSTED IN THAT LAST PARK!! Ha ha!! Sooperfun!!
Anyhoozle …. just so’s you know …. every times I do reflectorating in my brainmelon, I allatimes have thinkingthoughts ‘bout YOU GUYS. Yup. Plus how much I am a luckyduckling for you being my friendlyfriends. Yes. Shanksh, guys. From the basement of my Happy Heart!! ……………
Okeedoke!! There was no bears for meeting, so let’s get back to DOOP DEE DOOPING, everybuddy!! ……….
Truestory this wildertrail is awesometimes!! It is LITTLEBITS more skinnier through this chunk, butt still soopereasy for exploradventuring on!! …………..
So much GREEEEEEEENYGREEN, guys!! Amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Almostly too much for my lookingmarbles!!
I luvluvLOVE it sooperlots and everythings!! …………….
Now is is getting waymorewider and everythings, guys!! Plus isn’t it ‘MAZING how waymoredifferenter this place is that the firstest parks we sawed on the OTHER side of the burblecreek!!?? IKNOW!!
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP” 🎵 …..
WHOA!! A gigantical mountainhill is coming up, guys!!
OH!! Hey!! Plus lookit what is near the toppest parts!! ………………
It is some of thos boulderock mans I am finding in the wilderwild lots’nlots!!
Did you guys know!!?? They started wayfarback in oldentimesdays in the most NORTHEST chunks of my Canadaplace!! Plus they are called …
INUKSHUK!! …………..
As one travels across the Canadian Arctic, one will see piles of rock slabs and stone built to resemble the shape of a person with arms stretching out. These stone structures put up by Inuit are known as inukshuk (pronounced 'in-ook-shook'). In the Inuit language Inuktitut, inukshuk means "likeness of a person" or "in the image of man". The plural form of inukshuk is inuksuit or inukshuit. The inukshuk is a well known symbol in the Canadian north.
Traditionally, multiple inukshuk structures are used to guide or channel caribou into areas where Inuit hunters could easily harvest them. The hunters would often hide behind the larger inuksuit. The inukshuk can also be found along Arctic coastlines as markers to open channels for navigation. Inland where the tundra is treeless, the inukshuk could indicate direction of a valley for travel through mountains. The longer arm of an inukshuk points in the direction that one should travel to. Sometimes an inukshuk could have a peep hole in the middle and if someone looked through it, another inukshuk in the distance could be seen.
Pretty ‘MAZING, amirite!!?? Truestory I have founded lots’nlots of INUKSHUK bouldermans, guys!! Butt it is allatimes sooper’citing to see the nextest won too!! Sure is!! ………..
Guys!! It is lookerating like the firstest chunk in the firstest park a ‘gain!! WE have Doop Dee Dooped wayfarup a ‘gain, plus you can see the WILDERCLIFF is just litlebits over to the right paw side!!
Prolly that means we are getting close to the end of this park!! ………..
Ceck it out, everybuddy!! TOO whole wordysigns!! ………….
Hmmmmmmm ….. it is saying only littlebits of this trail is left, plus it will end if we go-go-go to the RIGHT PAW way, so that is where we will go NEXTEST, butt ….
…. THIS wordysign says that it goes to the RED HILL VALLY TRAIL Parking Rodeo, plus I wanna see THAT firstest!! Let’s mosey on over thattaways, guys!! ………..
YUP!! WAs only just a teensy buncha feets to get to the RED HILL VALLY TRAIL parking Rodeo so’s I could poserate with the ‘fficial wordysign and everythings, guys!! That means …
… WE TOTALLY MADE IT!!
God job, eveerybuddy!! We went sooperlongways since the walkingbridge!! Sure did!!
Okeedoke!! So now is when we go-go-go BACK down that trail to where we sawed the OTHER wordysign …..………..
…. then allaways down thisaways!!
HEY!! WALKINGBOARDS!! …………….
That is pretty cool!! I was not thinkingthoughts we would see walkingboards at THIS park, guys!! Not even!! …..
YUP!! Now it is lookerating ‘ZACKLY like the firstest park, guys!! It is wayfardown to the RIGHT PAW side nowabouts!! Plus we are getting waymorecloser to the wildercliff too!! …………..
TA-DA!! We made it to the rollycar road, everybuddy!! That means ALBION FALLS is just ‘cross the ways, plus if you ‘membered to not forget, THAT is where we started my HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP!! AWESOMETIMES for reals!!
Shanksh, Park!! Truestory I like your style and stuff!! You are waymoredifferenter than the other parks we sawed on the other side of the burblecreek!! Your wildertrails are waymorenicer, plus waymoreeasier, plus you had real interestingal brainlearning ‘bout INDIGENOUS PEOPLES from the oldentimesdays too!! Butt, you do not have poop closets or burblecreeks for cooling off undercarriages ‘cept for where we founded the walkingbridge which is SOOPERLONGWAYS from where we had to go-go-go, plus lotsa your wildertrails are not under leafytrees, so for those reasoning, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING of ……..
(3.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh for coming too, everybuddy!! It is my most favouritist part to share all my Doop Dee Doop exploradventures plus Park Reviews with you!! YUP!! Maybe you can do Park Reviews where YOU are!!?? Maybe!! That would be the soopercoolist!! So ‘member to not forget: if you are feeling BLOO or if your muskles are getting dusty, OR … if you just want some sooperfun awesometimes for your own selfs, then put on your walkingsocks, slurp some zoomersjuice, plus …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
