GAGE PARK
Park Review #594:
GAGE PARK
(Hamilton)
Snort Index Rating:
4.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Lots’nLOTS of walkingroads!!
Rosieposey garden!!
Greeenygreenhouse!!
Gigantical fountainsquirter!!
Musicsounds Yodelbarn!!
Visited on Sept. 11, 2020 !!
This park is wayfraway in the HAMILTONplace, butt basically it is soopercool, plus gigantical with big piles of interestingal stuffs for checking out, so …. totally worth alla the traveltripping!! YES!!
Just LOOKIT alla THAT, guys!! Isn’t it ‘MAZING!!?? IKNOW!! For our Doop Dee Doop exploradventure, we are gonna start in the Parking Rodeo (Gage Park Parking Lot), then go allaways up the right-paw side, ‘cross the toppest chunks, then down the left-paw side, then back to the middleparts where there is a Greeenygreenhouse, then allways out to the Roselawn Lawen Bowling Club to have a looksee at the ‘fficial wordysign!! YUP!! Lots’nlots of stuffs for checking out!! You will see!!
Here is where you go-go-go in when you are in your rollycars, guys!! It is a teensy rollycar road that takes you allaways back to …..
…. HERE!! The Parking Rodeo!! So THIS is totally where our rollycar, ROCKY is gonna wait for us, plus where our DOOP DEE DOOPING starts!! All ready!!?? All set!?? Then now is when my Park Review gets go-go-going!!
Parkmaster Archie Brindleton posing for the cover of FLABS OF STEEL MAGAZINE
Helloooooooooooooo, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is soopernice to see your faceparts here ‘cuz wanna know why!!?? ‘Cuz for THIS park review, you are gonna need soopercomfy walkingsocks!! Sure are!! ‘Cuz I am gonna take you onna majillion footsiesteps alla ways ‘round the most gigantical city-type park I have been to in all of EVERTIMES! I am not even joshing!!
Guys …. me plus Pop went to here on the SAME daytimes we did our HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP!! Seriousface!! Plus we were thinkingthoughts we would come back to the Hamiltonplace a differenter daytimes to see this park, butt then allasudden … outtanowheres … WHAMMOKABLAMMO: Pop said somethings happened, so prolly we would not get to come back for sooperlongtimes. Prolly.
Yup. That was a bummer. So … we did talkingtimes, plus put snacks in our bellies then said …. LET’S TOTALLY DO IT ANYHOOZLE!! Plus then we TOTALLY DID IT ANYHOOZLE!! Rocky zoomered us from the waterfallings to this chunk of place so’s we could see it ‘fore we went allaways back to our Forest City!!
We were not s’pposed to even be here this daytimes, guys!! Facteroid is, we wanted to meet friendlyfriends here, butt soon as we knew we could not get back to do that, we ‘cided to have a looksee quick as we could ‘cuz EVERYBUDDY says this park is ‘mazing!! For reals, EVERYBUDDY says so!!
Butt guys …. this park was WAAAAAAAAAAAYmorebigger than we thoughted!! Ha ha!! We were SOOPERDEEDOOPER POOPERED!! Plus now is when I share with you HOW COME!! ** BUTTWIGGLE ** …….
Okeedoke!! So let’s pretenderate you guys came with us too, K? K!! Evereybuddy squishelled into our rollycar, ROCKY, plus then we jumped out here, in the Parking Rodeo. Yes. We can see this sooperbig walkingroad, so we ‘cide to mosey on over thattaways …
First things I can see is the … THIS PARK IS SOOPERBIG!! Amirite!!?? With lotsa wideopenchunks and stuff!! Big piles of grassycarpet with lotsa oldentimer leafytrees too!! Yup!! …………..
Plus here is us lookerating back to where ROCKY is waiting!!
“SEE YOU LATERTIMES ROCKY!! I AM THINKINGTHOUGHTS
WE ARE GONNA BE A WHILE!! YUPYUPYUPPERS!!”
Butt right after I wave byebyes to Rocky, I see somethings interestingal, guys!! ……….
This chunk looks sorta like the SWM chunks in my Forest City where I live!! You know … STORM WATER MANAGEMENT parks where peoples n’vent puddleponds just for helperating to give lots’nlots of RAININGDROPS somewheres safe to go!! ‘Specially the brickleblocks in the grassycarpet!! That minds me a whole bunch of SWM places!!
Anyhoozle …. soon as we get back on the walkingroad ……..
…. I FOUNDED THIS!! Hee hee!!
Guys!! It is a soopercool rollycart just for peoples doing workerman work at this here gigantical park!! Plus it was just hanging out in the middleparts of the walkingroad!!
Prolly they would not mind so much if Canada’s PARKMASTER GENERAL wanted to borrow it for littlebits of whiles, amirite!!?? Prolly!! ……………..
ZOOM ZOOM!! VROOM VROOM!!
LEFTY!! RIGHTY!! GO-GO-GO!!
Yup!! Basically I am an excellent driverman, guys!! Butt …. Parkmasters are s’pposed to DOOP DEE DOOP, not do zoomers in teensy rollycars, so ………
🎵 DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP!! 🎵
Hey!! Guys!! I see somethings interestingal over THATTAWAYS!! Let’s go-go-go see what it is and stuff, K? K!! …………. …
WOWZERS!!
Sooperfancy gardenparts, guys!! I am wonderthunking ‘bout what is getting growed in HERE!!?? ……….
ooooOOOoooo!! ROSIEPOSIES!!
This whole, entire gardenchunk is full up with ROSIEPOSIES, guys!! Plus differenter flavours with differenter RAINBOWPARTS (colours)!! Soopercool!!
Okeedoke!! Let’s go ‘cross the grassycarpet this times to make a shortycut, everybuddy!! ……….
‘Cuz at THIS park, Pop is not gonna get losted like we did in OAK KNOLL PARK!! Nope!! We could not see ANYTHINGS at OAK KNOLL PARK, ‘cuz the wilderwild was so wilderwild-y and stuff, butt hereabouts you can see basically FOREVERTIMES!! …………
Now we are back onna walkingroad a ‘gain, guys!! It is FOR REALS starting to sink into my brainmelon how GIGANTICAL this park is!! Great googilymoogily!!
OH!! Hey!! Lookit over the RIGHT-PAW ways, guys!! …………..
A whole ‘nother kinda SWM sorta-chunk!! Plus this won has wordysigns and stuff!! …………..
AH-HA!! I KNEWED IT IN MY BRAINMELON!!
This totally IS a SWM, guys!! They just call it a STORMWATER POND here in the Hamiltonplace!! YES!!
Okeedoke!! Back on the walkingroad, guys!! ……………
🎵 DOOPITY DOOPITY 🎵 DOOPITY DOO-
- WAITAMINNIT!!
Guys!! Lookit!! ………………….
There is a teensy rollycar doing zoomers allover everywheres!! ……………….
Plus sure looks like those guys are telling it where to go-go-go!! Guys!! It is totally a robot rollycar!! That is the coolist!! ‘Course, I am a GENTLEMAN PUPPY, butt … I STILL WANT TO CHASE AFTER IT!! Ha ha!! Truestory!!
Butt we don’t have the times for goofballery!! Nope!! I am onna ‘portant PARKMASTER MISSION to see allla this - OH!! Lookit over THATTAWAYS, guys!! ………….
A GOOFBALLLERY GROUNDS with a monkeyclimber plus slippyslide and stuff!! That means we are allaways up in the toppest right-paw corner of this park, guys!!
Now is when we turn to the LEFT-PAW ways……..
🎵 DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP!! 🎵
Then I want to go-go-go see the most middlechunk of the toppest parts right over HERE!! ……
‘Cuz this chunk looks like maybe a PARADE SQUARE or somethings!!?? Dunno, butt it is sorta ‘portant-looking plus over THEREABOUTS is a sculpturestatue made of boulderocks, guys!!…………
Awesometimes!! Plus the wordybits say it for ‘membering a ROBERT BURNS who n’vented lotsa poemstories!! That is ‘MAZING!!
Robert Burns (25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796), also known familiarly as Rabbie Burns, the National Bard, Bard of Ayrshire and the Ploughman Poet and various other names and epithets, was a Scottish poet and lyricist. He is widely regarded as the national poet of Scotland and is celebrated worldwide. He is the best known of the poets who have written in the Scots language, although much of his writing is in English and a light Scots dialect, accessible to an audience beyond Scotland. He also wrote in standard English, and in these writings his political or civil commentary is often at its bluntest.
He is regarded as a pioneer of the Romantic movement, and after his death he became a great source of inspiration to the founders of both liberalism and socialism, and a cultural icon in Scotland and among the Scottish diaspora around the world. Celebration of his life and work became almost a national charismatic cult during the 19th and 20th centuries, and his influence has long been strong on Scottish literature. In 2009 he was chosen as the greatest Scot by the Scottish public in a vote run by Scottish television channel STV.
As well as making original compositions, Burns also collected folk songs from across Scotland, often revising or adapting them. His poem (and song) "Auld Lang Syne" is often sung at Hogmanay (the last day of the year), and "Scots Wha Hae" served for a long time as an unofficial national anthem of the country. Other poems and songs of Burns that remain well known across the world today include "A Red, Red Rose", "A Man's a Man for A' That", "To a Louse", "To a Mouse", "The Battle of Sherramuir", "Tam o' Shanter" and "Ae Fond Kiss".
Soopercool brainlearning, guys!! Plus did you see that gigantical FLOATYBOAT HOOK behind it!!?? IKNOW!! Pretty cool for reals!! We could go-go-go back to the main walkingroad, butt ……..
I wanna real good looksee ‘round this chunk!! …………..
Guys … let’s go-go-go over to THATTAWAYS ‘cuz i am thinkingthoughts there is a walkingroad over THERE too!! Alls we gotta do is mosey on over to ………
WHOA!!
Allasudden THIS walkingroad got sooperbig!! Sorta kinda looks like it is gonna take us to somethings ‘portant right at the most middleparts of the park, guys!! ……………
🎵 DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP!! 🎵
🎵 HMMM HMM HMMM 🎵 HMMM HMMMM!! 🎵
WHOA a ‘gain, guys!! Lookit!! ………………..
Awesometimes!! There is a roundy-round in the middleparts!! To the RIGHT-PAW way is where you can leave this park, butt to the LEFT-PAW way ………
… IS THIS!! GREAT GOOGILYMOOGILY!!
This looks amayzazing, guys!! Wayfaraway at the OTHER end is a fancy FOUNTAINSQUIRTER!! I want to go-go-go see that for reals, K? K!! …………..
Plus lookit the pretty gardenparts allaways ‘round it and everythings!! IKNOW!! ………….
HM. There is no wet, waterystuffs in the squarish puddlepond, guys!! I am wonderthunking how come!!?? ……..
Anyhoozle … maybe they are CLEANING it or somethings!! Maybe!! Dunno!! Butt it is the coolist!! …………..
Plus check it out, everybuddy!! I feel like a sooperfancy fancyman who lives inna gigantical castlehouse or somethings!! Hee hee!! ………..
YAAAAAAS!! I AM THE DUKE OF BURLY, PLUS MY BUDDYPAL, BARON VON FLUBBERFOLDS IS COMING FOR DINNERTIMES!!
YAAAAAAS! SO BRING ME MY YUMMYSUMMIES,
PLUS A BIG BOWL OF TUNAJUICE!!
Hee hee!! ………………..
Whoa!! I got so into my actorational pretendery I almostly PLOPPED offa thing thing, guys!! …………..
Anyhoozle …. this chunk is sooperfancy!! It is nice to put my buttparts up here, plus to watcherate everybuddy doing comings plus goings ‘round here!!
Butt let’s have a waymorecloser looksee at the FOUNTAINSQUIRTER, guys!! ……………
WOWZERS!! So fancy and stuff, amirite!!?? Would YOU GUYS like won of these in your ‘roundthebackyard or somethings!!?? ME TOO!!
Then me plus Mirabelly culd do wet, watery zoomers alla ‘round that ‘roundy-round part!! Ha ha!! ………..
Okeedoke, guys!! I say we go-go-go THATTAWAYS ‘cuz it is sure looking like there is a ‘NOTHER goofballery grounds over there!!
Let’s mosey ‘cross the grassycarpet to get there waymorefaster, K? K!! …………………
YUP!! Plus THIS goofballery grounds is WAYMOREBIGGER, plus WAYMORE AWESOME-ER than that teensy won we founded by the robot rollycar!! ………..
GOLLY!! There is like a majillion juniorpeoples onnit too, guys!! So we will just go ‘round it thistimes and stuff!!
Oh!! Hey!! …………
I was thinkingthoughts this was POOP CLOSETS, guys!! Butt NOPE!! Now I am thinkingthoughts this is where they keep alla the wet, watery stuffs for ………
This SPLISHYSPLASHINGS PAD!!
That looks pretty ‘mazing too!! Now I know how come alla the juniorpeoples are at THIS goofballery grounds!! Sooperfun awesometimes is here!! Sure is!! ………………
Let’s keep DOOPING, guys!! Plus can you see!!?? Wayfaraways over THATTAWAYS!!??
That is the gigantical GREENYGREENHOUSE where lotsa shrubbadubs plus flowerposies live!! Promiseface we are gonna check it out latertimes, butt FIRSTEST ……….
I am seeing a buncha SOOPERDEEDOOPER OLDENTIMER LEAFYTREES that have fencings ‘round them!!
How come is what I am wonderthunking!!??…….
This fencings is sooper oldentimer too, guys!! Plus none of the OTHER leafytrees are in fencings!!??
Oh!! I see a wordysign at the other end!! Let’s brainlearn ‘bout this, guys!! …………..
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Nowabouts I get it!! This fencings is keeping all these oldentimer, plus sooper’portant leafytrees safe from goobers!! I like it!! These leafytrees and like V.I.Ps, butt n’stead they are V. I. TREES, amirite!!?? YES!! ……….
This chunk is a like a littlebits of WILDERWILD, guys!! Plus there is benches for buttparts in here!! NIce!! Nice for taking it easybreezy, plus for doing reflectorational thinkingthoughts, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! ……
Now we are waymorecloser to the GREEENYGEENHOUSE, guys!! Butt we are not gonna check it out just yet ‘cuz just over to the right-paw side I can see ……….
A SOOPERCOOL YODELBARN!! ** BUTTWIGGLE **
Let’s have a real good looksee at THAT, K? K!! …………………
GUYS!! I FEEL LIKE A FAMOUS ACTORMAN OR YODELMAN WHO MAKES MSICSOUNDS OR SOMETHINGS!!
Hee hee!! Peoples say they do musicshows up here and everythings!! That would be the coolist for reals!! …….
Plus lookit what I founded at the wayfarback chunk, guys!! A wordysign for brainlearning!! ……………
The GEORGE R. ROBINSON BANDSHELL
Dedicated to the memory of Lieut. George R. Robinson
Born June 10, 1840
Died April 7, 1917Bandmaster, 13th Battalion Royal Canadian Militia, Now the Royal Hamilton Light Infantry (W.R.) from 1869 until his death.
Originally a member 2nd Battallion Prince Consorts own Rifle Brigade and a graduate of Kneller Hall, England. His life was devoted to the advancement of good music, and on his many tours with the band through Canada and the United States, he brought great honour and desirable publicity to the city of Hamilton.
Wowzers. George R. Robinson sounds ‘MAZING, guys! Wishowish I could here HIS musicsounds!! Sure do!! ………
From HEREABOUTS we can see the GREENYGREENHOUSE real good!! Butt there is ‘couple more chunks I want to see ‘fore we go-go-go thattaways, guys!! …………………
Let’s mosey on ‘cross this here grassycarpet ‘cuz I am THINKINGTHOUGHTS I see ……..
YUP!! THE POOP CLOSETS!!
Pretty nice wons too!! Yup!! That is pretty ‘portant, guys!! Plus can you see!!?? Some goober dingus wroted onnit!!
It is SORTA bellychuckles, butt … still a gooberish thing to do dontchathink!!?? ME TOO!! Anyhoozle ………
If we take these fancy walkingroads over THISAWAYS first, then we can have a real good lookse at ……
… THIS CYCLEBIKE ZOOMERSTRACK FOR JUNIORPEOPLES!!
‘Seriousface, guys!! How many parks havea CYCLEBIKE TRACK!!?? IKNOW!! The COOLIST!! ………
Looks like there is TOO kinds in here!! Won for bigger juniorpeoples, plus a whole ‘enother won for teensier juniorpeoples!! I LIKE IT!! ………….
OKEEDOKE!!
Now is when we go-go-go back to the middleparts, guys!! ………….
OH!! HEY!! 😊❤️
“HI MISTER SQUIRRELLYPERSON!! I LIKE YOUR PARK LOTS’NLOTS!!
HAVE A NICE DAYTIMES AND STUFF!!”
He was nice. Guys …. If we just go littlebits over thisaways, then FINALLYTIMES we will et to have a real good looksee at ………
THE GREEEEEENYGREENHOUSE!! Yes!! …………..
Pretty cool, amirite!!?? It totally IS!! ………………….
Plus even the walkingroads out front are full-up with ‘MAZING shrubbadubs plus flowerposies!!
It is all closed up ‘cuz of the crummyvirus, butt if we go-go-go ‘round the OTHER SIDE ……………..
We can see alla the stuffs they are growerating!! Sooperneato!! ………………
Okeedoke, guys!! Bleeve it or nope, there is not so much left for seeing!!
Now we just take this skinny walkingroad allways back to where ROCKY is waiting, plus THEN we will skootch on out the the ‘fficial way in to poserate with the ‘ffical wordysign, K? K!! …………..
Just LOOKIT alla the ‘mazing rainbowparts on these here flowerposies, guys!! …………………
GOLLY!! Prolly they came from in that GREEEEEENYGREENHOUSE!! Prolly!! ……………….
OKEEDOKE!! There is ROCKY, plus we are gonna keep on go-go-going to the rollycar road we came in on, so’s we can see ……..
…. this here chunk!!
This is where folks do bowlingballing on grassycarpet, guys!! I am not even joshing!! Plus allways down HERE at the other end …….
… is where you go in!! Pretty cool!!
I am not so sure this chunk is part of this park, butt … it is INSIDE this park, so I wanted to have a real good looksee, K? K!! ‘Cuz that is what Parkmasters do for crying out Pete!! ………….
Plus here is what the Bowlingballing Club looks like from OUTSIDE the park, guys!! It is basically a nice, little peoplehouse!! Looks sooperfun!! …………
WE DID IT, EVERYBUDDY!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Good job!! I dunno ‘bout YOU guys!! Butt I am BUSHELLED, plus POOPERED, plus my get-up-and-go GOT UP AND WENT!! Ha ha!! ……….
Plus now that I have poserated with the ‘fficial wordysign, we can mosy on back to where ROCKY is waiting like a god boy, plus we can check out the LASTEST Chunk of this park ………..
It is just inside the way in, guys!! Sporty-type fields for SOCCERBALLING, plus BASEBALLERY too!! OH!! Plus even a ‘nother bunch of POOP CLOSETS!!
Basically this park has almostly EVERYTHINGS!! Almostly!! …………………
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️
That was awesometimes!! I am feelings that I am a luckyduckling for getting to come see you, even though me plus Pop did not even have plannery to do it this very daytimes!! Nope!! Not even!! Butt ‘cuz it was sounding like we will not get back to here for a whiles, we had to come be inthesameplacefriends with you!!
‘Cuz you have beautifullish walkingroads, plus beautifullish gardenparts, a fountainsquirter, A yodelbarn, soopercool goofballery grounds with a splishsplashery pad, a cyclebike track, plus lotsa poop closets plus interestigal stuffs for brainlearning, plus even waymorelots too, you get big piles or SNORTS from me!! BUTT … ‘cuz lotsa the walkingroads do not have shadybits, plus there is no place for cooling off undercarriages, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING of ……
(4.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh for coming, guys!! Plus sorry from the basement of my HappyHeart to our friendlyfriends in the Hamiltonplace who we wanted to be inthesameplacefriends with, K? K. It did not work out ‘zackly like we wishowished, butt we are full-up with shanksh you tolded us ‘bout GAGE PARK ‘cuz no joshing, it is ‘MAZING!!
Take real good care of yourself, friendlyfriends!! Plus ‘member what your bestest buddypal Archie Brindleton - who is me - says allatimes … if you are feeling BLOO or if your muskles ae getting dusty, then maybe now is when you should …..
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
