1PASSWORD PARK
Park Review #596:
1PASSWORD PARK
Snort Index Rating:
3.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
LOTS’NLOTS of sportystuffs!!
A walkingroad trail!!
Soopercool goofballery grounds!!
Butt not even all done yet, guys!!
Visited on Oct. 10, 2020 !!
This here park is in the nextest citytownsburg SOUTHISH called the ST.THOMASplace!! Yup!! We go-go-go to there allatimes ‘cuz it is sooperclose, plus has soopercool parks like the ELEVATED PARK, plus won of my most favouritist puppy parks too!! Truestory!!
Butt this park is shinynew, guys!! I only just founded out ‘bout it littlewhiles a ‘go!! Seriousface!!
Just LOOKIT what the GOOGLEBOT says is where you go-go-go in!! GOOGLEBOT is all wrong, guys!!
It looks WAYMOREDIFFERENTER than THIS!! Yup!! ‘Cuz THIS is what it lookerates like NOWABOUTS!! …..
YUP!! They builderated a real fancy way in with a gigantical bally made out of robot parts right in the middle of the rollycar road that you can go-go-go allaways ‘round!! It is the coolist!! Plus there is the ‘fficial wordysign made of brickleblocks right there too!! Truestory it is pretty neato for reals!!
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton and Mirabelle Merriweather taking a meeting with The NatureMama
Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
I have got a sooperspecial Park Review for you this times!! Yup!! No joshing it is for a park I did not even know was n’vented!! Seriousface!! Plus it is GIGANTICAL too, so that was even waymores’prizing when I founded out ‘bout it!!
Me plus Mirabelly go-go-go to the ST. THOMASplace pretty much allatimes, so when we founded a shinynew, gigantical park with a SOOPERWEIRD NAME, we had to go-go-go check it out!!
It is called 1PASSWORD PARK, guys!! Yup!! Sooperweird, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Butt just so’s you know, it is named after a companybusiness that helps keep all your secret passwords and stuff for your ‘puterbox!! Did you know!!?? My POP says he uses that companybusiness allatimes, plus he did not know that their Headquarters is in the ST. THOMASplace!! Crazybananas!! Googlebot says that the 1PASSWORD peoples wanted to be friends with the St. Thomasplacepeoples, so they gaved a whole buncha dollarpennies to n’vent this gigantical park for everybuddy to have HappyFunTimes in!! Pretty ‘mazing!! ……………
If you are wanting to check out the 1PASSWORD for your own selfs, just clickyclick this picturestory!!
OH! Googlebots says it was s’pposed to be all done “IN THE SPRING OF 2019”, butt …. Ha ha!! NOT EVEN!! They are not even done right NOWABOUTS, guys!! You will see!!
Anyhoozle …. I alreadytimes showed how the way in is lookerating with that big ‘ol bally made of robot parts, so let’s pretenderate THAT is where we are gonna start our DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURE, K? K!!
So … in your brainmelon, pretenderate that the ‘fficial wordysigns, plus the bally is behind our buttparts, plus we are pointing to the SOUTHISH, plus we are gonna go-go-go ‘long the rollycar road ………..
… LIKE THIS!! This walkingroad is gonna take us thisaways a ‘bit to where there is a teensy PARKING RODEO. Yes. It is not the main Parking Rodeo for 1PASSWORD PARK, butt that is where ROCKY is waiting for us ‘cuz …. well … YOU WILL SEE!! …………
There he is!! ** BUTTWIGGLE **
“HI ROCKY!!”
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He is a real good boy, guys!! He just does not like to wait for us when we DOOP DEE DOOP on our feets like this!! Nope!! Not even littlebits!! Plus THIS park has LOTS’NLOTS of roominess allover everywheres, so he really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeelly wanted to come too!! I am not even joshing!! Rocky wanted to roll down the walkingroads with us, nutt we had to ‘splain that rollycars are not a ‘llowed and stuff!! Hee hee!! Silly rollycar!!
Anyhoozle ……. this park for REALS is gigantical, guys!! So sooperdeedoopergigantical that lots of my picturestories hardly even look like ANYTHINGS!! Just looksee for your own selfs!! …………..
See what I am sayings!!?? IKNOW!! So much grassycarpet allover for almostly as far as my lookingmarbles can see for crying out Pete!!
You are gonna see in littlebits that there is a gigantical Parking Rodeo in the middleparts of this park, butt we choosed THIS teensy won, ‘cuz a shinynew WALKINGTRAIL starts here!! YUP!! …………..
Facteroid is that THIS is the TRAIL MELON (Trail Head), guys!! For 1PASSWORD TRAIL!! Sure sounds like the regular-type wilderttrails we go-go-go on allatimes, butt … NOPE!! Not even!! This trail looks like a regular walkingroad like the kind that goes ‘long rollycar roads on both sides, ‘cept that THIS won go-go-goes right through the middleparts of this park!!
It is just kinda weird to call it a TRAIL ‘cuz … well, there is nothing WILDERY ‘bout it!! Not even any LEAFYTREES or anythings, guys!! YOU WILL SEE!! ……..
Okeedoke!! From here is where we are gonna have a real good looksee at this shinynew 1PASSWORD PARK!! ………..
Butt there is not much for checking out for a WHILES, guys!! Just lots’nlotsa grassycarpet!! There is a field full-up with shrubbadubs too, butt with almostly no shadybits, it would be soopertough for flat-faced puppies to Doop Dee Doop on this trail when it is stinkywarm!! That is for reals!! ‘Specially ‘cuz it is made of the same stuff rollycar roads are made of!! Plus THAT stuff gets sooperhot in the sunsmiles, guys!! Good thing for THIS daytimes there is lotsa blusterpuffs, butt not TOO many degrees!!
Anyhoozle …. after a whiles, we can see the MAIN parking rodeo just over THATTAWAYS!! …………
SEE!!?? Plus some kind of buildinghouse or somethings?? Dunno, butt we will for reals check THAT out in littlebits!!
Butt FIRSTOFALLS, I wanna see if this goofy trail that is not a trail goes anywheres interestingal!! ……………..
Golly!! NOT SO FARS, GUYS!!
There is almostly nothing for checking out anywheres CLOSE to this - WAITAMINNIT!! …….
Okeedoke!! THIS is waymoreinterestingal!! It is some kind of Peopleshed or picklenick barn or somethings, butt I have neverever seen won like THIS Befores!! ………….
Sorta kinda lookerates like it came from the ASIAparts of our marbleworld!! Sorta!! Plus it has a hat made of goldybronzey shinystuff!! THAT is pretty cool, dontchathink!!?? ME TOO!! ‘Cept I am still not so sure what you do innit!! There is no picklenick tables or benches for buttparts or …. ANYTHINGS, guys!! Sooperweird!!
Butt from HEREWABOUTS, you can see……
Basketballery fields just over thattaways. Yup. Plus lookit at the gigantical DIGGERY ROBOT wayfarback over there too!! Guys … I am starting to have thinkingthoughts this park is NOT all done like GOOGLEBOT says!!
Butt let’s keep go-go-going on this trail to see what ELSE we can have a looksee at, K? K!!………..
This is us lookerating BACK at that picklenickbarn thing-y!! I am still not figuring it out, guys!! It is sorta cool, butt sorta mysterious-ish and stuff too!! …………….
Okeedoke!! Now we are gonna go-go-go over a walkingbridge, guys!!
The picturemap says there is nothing but sportyfields on the other side, so prolly we are not gonna Doop over there, butt … I wanted to see this walkingbridge just ‘cuz, K? K!! ……..
Yup!! Prretty nice, plus pretty big and stuff, just …. sorta snoring too, guys!!
I am not even joshing when I say that this “TRAIL” is not very ‘citing. NOPE. Not even!! ……………
Plus we can see from just on the other side of this walkingbridge that there is nothing butt sportyfields forever plus everever over here!! Yup!! …………….
Plus a whole ‘NOTHER parking rodeo too!! Truestory this park can have a ‘bout won bajillion sportygames goings on all at the same times, guys!! THAT part is pretty ‘mazing, butt for gentleman puppies who want to Doop Dee Doop, NOT SO MUCH!!
So let’s go-go-go BACK the OTHER ways to that buildinghouse we sawed befores, K? K!! ……………..
We will just zoomers ‘cross the grassycarpet to where the basketballery is!! Yup!! ……..
UH-OH, guys!! There is a gaggle of mopey juniorpeoples all being mopey over thattaways, so let’s just … -
-WAITAMINNIT!! What in the marbleworld!!?? …….
The garbagebox is all wrapped up with tapings plus plastical bags and stuff!!?? HUH!!?? I have neverever seen anythings like THIS befores, guys!!
Butt now I am pretty sure this park is NOT open ‘fficially ‘cuz that prolly means it is not getting any lovings yet, plus that nobuddy would come to empty alla these garbageboxes!! Butt this is a sooperweird thing to do!! Sure is!!
Prolly they shoulda WAITED ‘till the park was OPEN ‘fore putting alla these boxes allover everywheres!! PROLLY!! ………….
Anyhoozle …. from the basketballery, there is a skinny walkingroad that we can Doop on to go-go-go allaways ‘cross the gigantical MAIN Parking Rodeo so’s we can have a looksee at that buildinghouse over there!! Yup!!
Plus sorta lookerates like there is maybe a GOOFBALLERY GROUNDS over there too, so this is prolly gonna be a waymorecooler chunk, guys!! Prolly!! Let’s check it out and stuff!! ………………..
WAITAMINNIT!! ???????????
A teensy POOP CLOSET!!?? Over THEREABOUTS!!?? This park is goofy in the brainmelon, guys!! Plus there is a GARBAGE CAN over there too!!
“MAKE UP YOUR BRAINMELON, PARK!!”
Great googilymoogily!! This park is confussellating!! ………………
HERE WE GO-GO-GO!! 😊❤️
This is waymorelike it, guys!! YES!! That building house looks pretty ‘mazing, plus so does this splashingspad, plus alla the monkeyclimbers I can see over THEREABOUTS too!! …………
Prolly this is where familypacks can take alla their juniorpeoples if there is soportystuffs goings on!! I LIKE IT!!
Butt I am still confussellated by that teensy POOP CLOSET, plus GARBAGE CAN!! Sure am!! ………..
This makes waymorelots of sense, guys!! THIS is the kind of wordysigns EVERY park in the ST.THOMASplace has, so seeing alla this stuff with my very own lookingmarbles puts Happy in my Heart!! YES!!
Everythings in this chunk looks shinynew, so this is gonna be sooperfun awesometimes!! Let’s go-go-go!! ……..
YUP!! There is the splashingspad we could see from wayfaraways, guys!! It is not making splashings THIS daytimes, butt that is AOK, ‘cuz truestory I do not like to get my feets wet!! Just sayin’!! ………..
Golly!! Guys …. it is REAL tough to show you just how gigantical alla these sportyfields are ‘cuz my picturestories hardly even look like ANYTHINGS!!
These sportyfields are on the OTHER side of the goofballery grounds plus the soopercool buildinghouse, so’s I climbed up a teensymountainhill to have a looksee when .. ALLASUDDEN …. OUTTANOWHERES …. WHAMMOKABLAMMO!!
Can you see!!?? WAYFARAWAYS OVER THERE!!?? …………….
There is TOO (2) WORKERMANS MOVING IN LEAFYTREES!! All by their lonesomes!! Just TOO (2)!!
Great googilymoogily!! That is gonna take FOREVERTIMES!! Plus … WAITAMINNIT!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I get it! Now I am knowing how come there is just won teensy POOP CLOSET plus one teensy GARBAGE CAN! They are for THESE guys!! Butt truestory that is STILL sorta crazybananas!!
Anyhoozle … let’s keep checking out the goofballery grounds!! Looks soopercool!! ……….
This is the backside of the buildinghouse, guys!! There is soopercool stuffs on BOTH sides, plus sportyfields all a ‘round too!!
‘Course after seeing the garbageboxes all wrapped up and stuff, I was pretty sure the fancy POOP CLOSETS in this buildinghouse would be all closed up, plus -YUP!! They totally are!!
Butt there is still some sooperneato stuffs for checking out ………
Like THIS swing-y thing-y!! Plus these sooperweird boulderocks too!! They are for climberating I am thinkingthoughts, butt guys …. they have picturestories on them!! LOOKIT!!! ………….
Can you see on this teensy won!!?? There is picturestories of FOSSILFINDINGS like the kinds from wayfarback in sooperdeedooper oldentimesdays!! Like even ‘fore my Pop was n’vented!! Ha ha!! Just joshing, Pop!!
Plus check THIS thing out, guys!! WHOA!! ……………
That is sooperweird, butt soopercool too!! For climberating and stuff!! Too bad me plus Mirabelly have no THUMBS or we could try it out!! ………….
So THIS is the backside of the buildinghouse, guys!! Looks soopernice I am thinkingthoughts!! Plus I am wonderthunking what it will be like when it is all open and hustlybustly and stuff!!??
OH!! Plus lookit over THATTAWAYS!! …………….
That is a SOOPERDEEDOOPER sportyfield, guys!! I am thinkingthoughts for FOOTSYBALLING plus SOCCERBALLING too!! It even has lighteningbulbs on sticks so’s you can play in the nightynightimes!! Neato!! …………….
Okeedoke!! Let’s go ‘round this buildinghouse the OTHER way to have a real good looksee at the stuffs on the other side, K? K!!
Those picklenick tables are cool, plus -WHOA!! ……………….
Guys!! Check out these monkeyclimbers!! AWESOMETIMES!!
Boulderocks, plus slippyslides, plus stuffs for swingerating plus climberating, plus all kindsa sooperfn awesometimes!! So fars, THIS is my most favouritist chunk of this park, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!!
Plus for over HEREABOUTS, we can get a ‘nother real good looksee at the fanciest sportyfield!! …….
Yup!! Truestory there is not a whole lotta sportyfields like this in my Canadaplace, guys!! ‘Specially at regular peopleparks for everybuddy!! I mean, we have a bunch, butt NOT like in the AMERICAplace!! Down thereabouts, they are allover everywheres plus sportygames are REAL ‘portant to everybuddy, butt up hereabouts, not so much!! Anyhoozle, alla I am sayings is that THIS park is gonna be pretty special for sportyfans ‘round the St.Thomasplace!! Sure is!!
Okeedoke!! Let’s leave the goofballery grounds, plus Doop on over to the way in where we started, K? K!! …………..
YUP!! Definitely NOT ALL DONE, guys!! Just lookit alla the sticks waiting to get builderated!!
I am just wonderthunking WHAT are they gonna builderate with teensy sticks like THOSE!!?? ……….
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Can you see!!?? Alla the leafytrees sleeping over thereabouts, guys!!??
Those sticks are for helperating alla these shinynew leafytrees to stay standing up and stuff!! Yup!! Pretty sure!! …………
Now that I am thinkingthoughts ‘bout it … pretty much EVERY Leafytree in this whole, entire park is shinynew!!
Plus there is only TOO WORKERMANS moverating them in!!?? Great googilymoogly!! THAT is how come this park is not even done yet, guys!! Plus THAT is for reals crazybananas!! …………….
OH!! Hey!! Lookit, guys!! The fancy sportyfield even has a fancy robot wordysign too!! Awesometimes!! …………..
This park sure is sooperbig, don’tchathink!!?? GIGANTICAL, even!! ……………
Sure hope they get it all done ‘fore the bouncy springtimes come next yeartimes!! Sure do!! ‘Cuz even though this park is not for puppies like me, I am thinkingthoughts this park is gonna be sooper’portant for lotsa our friendlyfriends who live in the ST. Thomasplace!! Yup!!
Well …. That is IT, guys!! We made it the whole ‘way ‘round!! We are back where we started at and everythings, so …. GOOD JOB, EVERYBUDDY!! ………………
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️
You are not even all done yet, plus you are basically just for sportystuffs, butt … even though you have almostly no shadybits, or anythings for cooling off undercarriages, I can tell you are gonna be real ‘portant, plus lots our friendlyfriends will luvluvlove you like crazybananas, so for those reasonings I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING of ….
(3.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! For checking out this sorta weird, butt sorta cool park that is not even all done yet with me plus Mirabelly!! It took lotsa times to get allaways ‘round, so even though it was not the most funnist, we did lotsa Doop Dee Dooping, that is for reals!! Plus ‘member to not forget: someofthetimes it is not ‘bout the FINDING, K? Someofthetimes it is just ‘bout the LOOKING!! Yup!! So if you are feeling BLOO or if your muskles are getting all dusty, just ‘member what your bestest buddypal who is me says allatimes and ….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
