OPTIMIST PARK (SHAKESPEARE)
Park Review #597:
OPTIMIST PARK
(Shakespeare, Ontario)
Snort Index Rating:
2.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Teensy walkingtrail!!
Benches for buttparts!!
Lotsa stuffs for ‘membering!!
Plus a chunk for SCOTCHHOPPINGS!!
Visited on Sept. 29, 2020 !!
This park is won whole hourtimes a ‘way, everybuddy!! Yup!! Inna real teensytown called SHAKESPEARE!!
This here is what alla the chirpybirds see!! It is pretty squarish like my brainmelon with TOO ways in!!
THIS chunk is where the ‘fficial wordysign is!! Yup!! It is made out of a gigantical boulderock, guys!! There is a teensy walkingtrail you can use to get in if you are just using your feets, butt there is a little mountainhill that is hiding the park, so ……..
The PARKING RODEO is down this rollycar road, ……….
‘Round this cornerpart …………..
Plus right over HEREABOUTS!! Now you can see the whole, entire park real good!!
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton receiving poserating onna treefoot for BURLYMAN MONTHLY
Hi, Guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton - who is me - is back with a whole ‘nother Park Review!! Yup!! Plus truestory a lotta my Park Reviews latelytimes have been ‘bout sooperbig, plus soopergigantical parks, butt for THIS morningtimes … NOT SO MUCH!! Nope!! I am gonna take you to a teensytown called SHAKESPEARE where they have a littlebitty city-type park that is alla ‘bout ‘MEMBERING!! Yup!! It is a perfectal place for reflectorational thinkingthoughts and stuff, so let’s go-go-go, K? K!!
I have alreadytimes showed you there is TOO ways in, so let’s pretenderate that we left our rollycar, ROCKY in the Parking Rodeo, plus that we JUST jumped out to see …….
A chunk of grassycarpet that is for soccerballing, guys!! Yup!! When you firstly have a looksee at this park, you will have thinkingthoughts that this park is ONLY for soccerballing, butt NOPE!! There is a whole buncha other stuffs hiding in here too!! You will see!!
Did you even notice the skinny little walkingtrail that go-go-goes allways ‘round the outside of this park!!??
You will in just littlebits!! YUP!! Butt firstofalls … I can see asomethings at the foots of a leafytree real close to Rocky, so let’s check it out!! …………….
YUP!! It is a teensy little wordysign onna stick that says this leafytree was a giftypresent from JOHN PLUS LOIS SEBBEN!! That is soopernice, amirite!!?? Plus the wordysign was n’vented by the OPTIMIST CLUB too!! Do you guys know what is the OPTIMIST CLUB!!?? ‘Cuz they are pretty much allover everywheres!! Here is some stuffs for brainlearning ‘bout the OPTIMIST CLUB!! …………..
Brainlearn waymorelots ‘bout the OPTIMIST CLUBS by clicky-clicking the ‘fficial logosign, guys!!
Optimist International is an international service club organization with almost 3,000 clubs and over 80,000 members in more than 20 countries. The international headquarters is located in St. Louis, Missouri, United States. Optimist International is also the sponsor of Junior Optimist International, designed for elementary school through high school aged youth.
Optimist International's motto is "Friend of Youth" and the organization also uses the branding statement "Bringing Out the Best in Youth, in our Communities, and in Ourselves."
Optimist International is made up of autonomous Optimist Clubs that do work in their communities. Each club raises its own funds and chooses its own service projects to improve the lives of children. Examples of typical projects include sponsoring youth athletic leagues, holding essay and oratorical contests for scholarships, and as supporting local schools.
"To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet.
To make all your friends feel that there is something in them.
To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.
To think only of the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble."
YUP!! That is pretty much everythings you need to be brainlearned ‘bout the OPTIMIST CLUB, guys!! Pretty interestingal, amirite!!?? I see their wordysigns allover everywhere, butt neverever knowed ‘zackly what they were all ‘bout!! Yup!!
Okeedoke!! Nextofalls, have a looksee at that teensy walkingtrial I was talking ‘bout!! ………..
Can you see!!?? Guys … it goes allways ‘round this whole, entire park, so let’s DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURE onnit, K? K!! ‘Sides, it is gonna take us right to the firstest thing I see just over THEREABOUTS!! ……….
BENCHES FOR BUTTPARTS, guys!! Pretty much every city-type park has benches for buttparts!! Sure do!! These wons look sorta fancy, plus they are made from robot parts, not stickybits like mostly allatimes!!
Plus did you see!!?? This won is for ‘membering “MARJORIE AND ALBERT STOCK” Looks like it is from their familypack, guys!!
I am thinkingthoughts there is gonna be a whole ‘buncha ‘membering wordysigns like this won, butt let’s go-go-go find out!! Nextest we are gonna get to the firstest cornerparts ……..
So’s we are gonna turn to the right-paw way so’s we can follow this fencings allways down to the other end!! ……
🎵 “DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵 DEE DOOPITY DOOP!!” 🎵
Guys!! If we lookerate back where we started, you can see our rollycar ROCKY waiting like a good boy!! Yup!! Butt if you point your lookingmarbles to the FRONTWAYS ……
There is more BENCHES FOR BUTTPARTS!!
YUP!! Just like I was thinkingthoughts, guys!! This won says “IN MEMORY OF MARIO CAVALIERE”. Truestory THIS park is just littlebits ‘bout SOCCERBALLING, butt a whole lot ‘bout ‘MEMBERING!! …….
You can totally see where the soccer-type bally nets will go-go-go so’s juniorpeoples can catch them when they are playing the soccerballing, butt mostly this here park is just grassycarpet!!
That is not so much goings on, butt … that is PERFECTAL for ‘membering, guys!! Yup!! ……………
Nextofalls is a ‘nother cornerpart plus I can see the OTHER soccerballing thing-y, plus ……..
…. from the MIDDLEPARTS, it looks waymorelots like a soccerballing park, BUTT …. if we just have a looksee BEHIND our own buttparts …..
…. there is more BENCHS FOR BUTTPARTS!! This won is even under a leafytree, guys!! Yup!! That is nice!! Plus it says “IN MEMORY OF SHIRLEY HYDE”. Hm. I am wonderthunking what alla these folks did for getting so much lovings, guys!!?? Prolly they did lots’nlots for alla the familypacks ‘round here. Prolly!!
Anyhoozle … check out what I just founded real close to this leafytree!! …………………
GUYS! This is for SCOTCHHOPPINGS, for crying out Pete!! Butt mostly this is just drawed onto a chunk of concreek or somethings!! Truestory I have neverever seen scotchhoppings on grassycarpet befores!! That is crazybananas!!
Maybe SHIRLEY HYDE luvluvloves to do scotchhoppings!! maybe!! Prolly!! Yup!! …………
Okeedoke!! This nextest cornerpart goes ‘round the teensy mountainhill to where the ‘fficial wordysign is, guys!! Butt firstest … looks like they are builderating a teensy buncha wildertrees!! Let’s have a looksee, K? K!! …………………..
Golly!! I am wonderthunking how come - WAITAMINNIT!!
Can you see!!?? There is a whole buncha teensy wordysigns like the FIRSTEST won we founded close to where ROCKY is waiting!! …………
YUP!! Guys … this is gonna be a wilderchunk just for ‘membering!! Basically it is alreadytimes!! Every junior leafytree has a wordysign onnit for ‘membbering a differenter person!! That is nice, don;tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! ………….
Okeedoke!! Now is when we go-go-go ‘round the mountainhill, plus then turn to the left-paw side, ’cuz the walkingtrail will take us ………….
'….. ‘round this here curvy cornerpart, then ………………..
…. basically straight to where the ‘fficial wordysign is, guys!! Yup!! Plus THIS won is pretty neato plus special and stuff ‘cuz …………..
It is made outta a gigantical BOULDEROCK!! Soopercool, amirite!!?? That wordysign is gonna last for basically EVERTIMES, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!!
‘Course here is where poserate for my Park Review, butt after THAT, ………
…. we go-go-go BACK the way we camed from , butt THIS times take the left-paw way back into this park!! Yup!! ‘Round the OTHER side of the teensy mountainhill!! ………………
We are getting sooperclose to where ROCKY is waiting, guys!! Now is when I am getting ‘cited to see him a ‘gain!! ………….
“LAST WON THERE IS THE SLOWEST, GUYS!!”
(* Archie does crazyfast zoomers)
Hee hee!! ………………..
(* then stops suddenly) ………….
WAITAMINNIT, GUYS!!
LOOKIT!! ……………
WHOA!! This peoplehouse has it’s very own PUDDLEPOND!! That is the coolist, guys!! Soopercool, even!! Prolly this familypack has lots’nlots of friendlypals, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!!
Anyhoozle, that is ‘bout IT, guys!! We sawed this whole entire OPTIMIST PARK, plus that was pretty fun and everythings!! I like to exploradventure in teensytown parks like this won ‘cuz they are allatimes nice, plus quiet, plus perfectal for reflectorational thinkingthoughts!! …………
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️
You are just only little and stuff, plus mostly grassycaropet for soccerballing, butt I like how 'much you are ‘bout ‘membering too!! Yup!! Plus my most favouritist chunks are your ‘fficial wordysign, plus that you have SCOTCHHOPPINGS wayfarout in the grassycarpet!! That is sooperweird, plus sooperfun!! For those reasonings, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING of ……
(2.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, everybuddy!! This was soopernice for sharing with you, plus truestory for reals it puts Happy in my Heart you came too!! Yup!! Wanna know how come!!?? ‘Cuz I luvluvLOVE you, sillies!! Lots’nlots, even!! Plus THAT is how come I want you to take real good care of yourself!! YES!! So if you are feeling BLOO or your muskles are getting all dusty, then put on some walkingsocks, slurp some zoomersjuice, plus …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
