RIVERS EDGE PARK
Features:
Not so much goings on, guys!!
Just grassycarpet plus some boulderocks and stuff!!
No fencings or ANYTHINGS, plus real close to a rollycar road!!
RIVERS EDGE PARK
PARK REVIEW #547
Snort Index Rating:
1.5 SNORTS!!
Kilworth, Ontario, Canada
This park was pretty close, guys!! Just outside of our FOREST CITY!! Yup!!
Butt it is just a little chunk of place with no wordysign even!! Not even anythings to say it is a PARK!!
Me plus Mirabelly founded some boulderocks wayfarback in the cornerparts, so we poserated on them!!
Hi guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton is saying “HI!!” to you!! Yes!!
This is pretty much crazybananas butt …. I am seriousface when I say to you, THIS is won of the PARK REVIEWS that disavanished ‘cuz of a wonky ‘puterbox , butt that Mum founded a ‘gain!! For reals!! Plus when I choosed this won for sharing on this very daytimes … I did not even know that me plus Mirabelly went to here ‘ZACKLY FORE YEARTIMES A ‘GO!! (* September !, 2016 ) CAN YOU EVEN BLEEVE IT!!?? IKNOW!! ……..
Anyhoozle …. this park is pretty snoring ‘cuz basically THERE IS NOTHING HERE, GUYS!!
For reals!! It is just a triangularish-type chunk of grassycarpet with NO WORDYSIGN, NO MONKEYCLIMBERS, NO BENCHES FOR BUTTPARTS, NOT EVEN ANY WALKINGROADS AND STUFF!! Nope!!
We founded some boulderocks in a wayfarback corner so that is where we poserated!! Yes!! ‘Cuz it is sooper’portant our picturestories PROVE we went to there, guys!! Yes!! You know … for when I try for a MARBLEWORLD RECORD and everythings!! ……………
So that is the bestest we could do guys!! Then we did a buncha exploradventuring just to make soopersure we did not miss anythings!! Turns out - NOPE!! This park is basically a whole buncha not so much!!
This park has sorta TOO chunks:
The triangularish chunk of grassycarpet you can see from the rollycar road!
A wildertrail past the boulderocks that goes a littleways to nowhere!
Yup!! Here is what the triangularish chunk looks like ……………………
Snoring, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! There is a buncha mailingboxes for letterlopes in a ‘nother corner, butt … that is not part of the PARK, guys!! Not even!!
So then me plus Mirabelly did some exploradventuring past the boulderocks behind some peoplehouses!! It kept getting skinnier, plus skinnier, plus pretty soon it came to nowheres!! We couldn’t even go anywaheres more, guys!! Plus there was a wordysign that said “TAKE A HIKE, GOOBERS”, so then we came back to the triangularish chunk. Truestory. ………………
See what I am sayings!!?? I was not even joshing, guys!!
So …. this park is not so ‘mazing. Nope. Butt … was still sorta sooperfun to exploradventure, plus to say we saw the whole, entire thing!! YES!!
“SHANKSH, PARK!!”. You are pretty much a snoozer, butt it still puts Happy in my Heart you are making greeeeeeeeeeeny greeeeeen for alla the peoplehouses close to you and stuff!! So ‘cuz of that, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …. WON PLUS WON HALF (1.5) SNORTS!!
See you nextest times, everybuddy!! Plus ‘member to not forget: The NatureMama is your friend, so …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Parkmaster General of Canada,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
