DORCHESTER CONSERVATION AREA
Features:
Hardly anybuddy goes to here!!!
Nice wildertrails, but can be bad for skitterbugs ‘cuz of the puddlepond!!
Soopersafe from rollycar roads!!
A parking rodeo for your rollycar!!
DORCHESTER CONSERVATION AREA
PARK REVIEW #548
Snort Index Rating:
4.0 SNORTS!!
Dorchester, Ontario, Canada
We go to THIS park lots’nlots, guys!! Plus it is not even too fars and stuff!!
There is a wordysign, butt it is wayfarback from the rollycar road, so hardly anybuddy knows it is here!!
Here is where your rollycar will wait for you!! Lookit!! It is our oldentimer rollycar, SKYROLLER BLOO!!
Hey hidey-ho, friendlyfriends!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton is comin’ atcha with a shinynew park review!! Yes!! Well … not ‘zackly shinynew, ‘cuz this review got losted inna ‘puterbox that went wonky ‘couple yeartimes a ‘go, butt it is shinynew ‘cuz this is the firstest times I get to share it with you!! YES!!
Plus bestest part is, this park is won me plus Mirabelly luvluvLOVE sooperlots!! We go to here allatimes, guys!! Truestory!! ‘Cuz there is lotsa shadybits, plus even a burblecreek, so it is perfectal on stinkywarm daytimes!!
For startingtimes, here is what the parking rodeo looks like, K? K!! ……..
We like this parking rodeo ‘cuz it is all grassycarpet plus dirtyearth and stuff!! Real nice on our feets and everythings - even when it is stinkywarm!!
OK… guys …. firstofalls … it is times to get real seriousface ‘bout the RULES. Yes. I have readed alla the wordysigns at this here park, plus not even won wordysign says puppies have to be on safetystrings. NOPE!! Plus mostly every other puppy we have seen in here has NOT been onna safetystring. This park is wayfarback from rollycar roads, so it is soopersafe and stuff PLUS …. hardly anybuddy goes to here, so …
Alls I am saying is this is a nice place for puppies to DOOP DEE DOOP with no safetystrings, butt I can’t promiseface it is AOK with everybuddy, so make sure you CLEAN UP, plus that your puppypals are nice to everybuddy you meet and stuff, K? K!!
Nextofalls, there is TOO (2) wildertrails you can DOOP DEE DOOP on:
Firstest won is waymoreshorter, plus is all covered by leafytrees, so it is perfectal for stinkywarm daytimes!!
Nextest won is waymorelonger, butt soopernice ‘cuz even though lots is out in the sunsmiles, still ‘bout HALF is under leafytrees!!
Here is how you get to both wildertrails from the Parking Rodeo, guys!! ………….
This is where you go to get to the waymoreshorter, waymore shadier wildertrail!!
This is what you see from the toopest part of the LOOP in the Parking Rodeo, guys!! It is a mysterious-ish-looking wildertrail that goes into the wilderwoods. Yes. Mostly that way is pretty easybreezy plus flat and stuff, plus you can get down to the Burblecreek real easy that way!!
I do not have any more pictuyrestories of this wildertrail, guys!! Sorry ‘bout that, butt promiseface, it is real nice - ‘cept for the SKITTERBUGS!! Seriousface!! So bring good skitterbug juice with you for you plus your puppies too, K? K!! …………
This is where you go to start the waymorelonger, plus waymore sunsmilier wildertrail!!
THIS is real close to that other place where the shadytrail starts, guys!! It is a teensy BRIDGE WITH LELLO HANDLES you have to go over to start the waymorelonger trail!! Yup!! That is ‘cuz the burblecreek pretty much goes right ‘tween the different trails!! Pretty cool!!
Plus I have n’vented a picturemap that shows you where both wildertrails go-go-go, guys!!
Have a real good looksee, K? K!! ……………….
WHITE feets for the waymorelonger wildertrail, plus BLACK feets for the waymore shadier wildertrail!!
When you get ‘cross the teensy bridge with lello handles, there is a sorta city-type park wth benches for buttparts, plus even a monkeyclimber for juniorpeoples!! Check it out, guys!! ………….
Pretty neato, amirite!!?? It is sorta like a park inside of a whole ‘nother park!! IKNOW!!
Anyhoozle … after THAT chunk, you go up a teensy hill to where there is a big ‘ol swampy-type puddlepond!! There is even lotsa wordysigns that say … “DONT FALL IN, GOOBERS!!”, plus stuff like that!! Have a looksee for yourselfs!! ……
Butt seriousface, guys …. ‘long as you are not a GOOBER, plus do not go IN the puddlepond, it is no biggie. It is REAL easy to just mosey on by with no prollems!! Yes!! Then the walkingtrail gets soopernice!! ……..
See what I am sayings!!?? It is a real nice, sooperquiet, easybreezy wildertrail that is perfectal for DOOP DEE DOOPing!! Yes!!
When you get to a place where TOO walkingroads meet, then go to the LEFT PAW side, guys!! Turn leftyleft, plus that will take you ‘cross a little stickybridge, plus back into the wilderwild under the leafytrees!!
At the endparts of this wildertrail there is a big ‘ol waywideopen chunk of grassycarpet with a big chunk of concreek in the middle!! Prolly ‘cuz a buildinghouse used to be there or somethings!! Prolly!!
Anyhoozle … have a looksee at this part of the trail, guys!! …………
So that is ‘bout alla the different chunks, guys!! Truestory this is a real good park!! We like it lots’nlots for alla the reasonings I have shared with you!!
OH!! That ‘minds me!! Here is some sooperfun picturestories of me plus Mirabelly doing zoomers goofballery ‘round the monkeyclimber!! Was HappyFunTimes for reals!! ……………..
“SHANKSH PARK!!” We have lotsa lovings for you, buddypal!! Prolly I wills even see you soopersoon and everythings!! Yes!! Mirabelly too TOO!! Plus ‘cuz you have a real nice wildertrail that is JUST a perfectal ways to go - not too short, plus not too long - plus ‘cuz you have lotsa shadybits, plus a burblecreek, plus ‘cuz it is real quiet, plus soopersafe, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF ….. FORE SNORTS!! (4 SNORTS out of 5)
Alsotimes I am sooper’cited plus sooperproud to tell you guys this park was not even on the GOOGLE robot’s picturemaps, so I wroted to him, sent him a buncha picturestories, plus it was only just YESTERDAYTIMES that the GOOGLEbot said he was gonna put the DORCHESTER CONSERVATION AREA on his mappings for everybuddy to see forever plus everever!! Yes!! That fills my Heart with Happy!!
Shanksh, for readerating, guys!! ‘Member to not forget, the Wilderwild is real good for your healthiness, so …
GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!
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Signed,
Parkmaster General of Canada
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
