C.M. WILSON CONSERVATION AREA
Features:
30 Hectares - whatever that means!!!
Named after the chair of the board of directors of the The Lower Thames Valley Conservation Authority!!
100 campingsites!!
Gigantical puddlepond!!
Soopercool monkeyclimbers for juniorpeoples!!
C. M. WILSON CONSERVATION AREA
PARK REVIEW #549
Snort Index Rating:
4.0 SNORTS!!
Blenheim, Ontario, Canada
This park was pretty much wayfaraways, guys!! More than a whole hourtimes a ‘way from our foreverhome!!
It is real close to the sooperfast rollycar road, butt you have to take a sooperweird way to get to in!!
We saw lots’nlots of this park, butt MOSTLY we went allaways ‘round the big puddlepond (MAN-MADE LAKE).
Hi guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is me, Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton back to share a shinynew park review!! YUP!! Plus this won is soopercool ‘cuz of all the stuffs me plus Mirabelly got to check out!! You will see!!
The Lower Thames Valley Conservation Authority acquired this 30 hectare property in 1967. The park was named after a former Chair of the Board of Directors, Clarence Michael Wilson.
General public day use visitors please pay admission at the Pay and Display machine located at the entrance to the park – coin or credit card only. Display ticket on vehicle dashboard. Thank you for supporting this conservation area!
Note: Camping, pre-booked education program and other program/facility rental fees different fee schedule.
Day Use: Year-round from 8 a.m. to sunset daily. This is a Pay & Display park, machine for parking permit purchase is located at the gatehouse.
So firstest thing to share ‘bout this park is it takes dollarpennies to get in, guys. Yes. Butt you get to do lots for your dollarpennies!! YUP!! There is a CAMPINGTIMESGROUNDS with lots camping spots, plus you can do lotsa differenter kinds of goofballery like CANOODLING, CYCLEBIKING, plus a whole buncha the coolest MONKEYCLIMBERS I have seen in all of evertimes, guys!! Was sooperfun for reals!! ………..
That is the little peoplehouse you have to give your dollarpennies to!! It is right at the way in, so’s you will see it real easy from your rollycar!! Yes!!
After that, we ‘cided to have our rollycar, ROCKY take us to a parking rodeo real close to the big puddlepond!! Here is what we founded when we got to there, K? K!! ………….
“HI ROCKY!!” 😊❤️
Was perfectal ‘cuz ROCKY got to wait for us under some shady leafytrees and everythings, guys!!
This is where we got to notice somethings sorta weird …. butt alsotimes … SORTA COOL.
Guys … THERE WAS BASICALLY NOBUDDY THERE!! Nope!! There was some peoples in the campingparts, butt truestory for reals no joshing seriousface, we did not see a whole ‘nother peopleperson or puppypal for alla the times we were DOOP DEE DOOPING allover!! NOPE!! Can you bleeve it!!?? NOT ME!!
So we got to have a real good looksee at almostly EVERYWHERES!! YUP!! Nextest thing we saw was a big ‘ol wordysign, plus an oldentimer horseybarn sorta-thing-y aways off!! ……..
YUP!! We founded some nice, big grassycarpet chunks, plus a wordysign that tolded us ‘bout the MCKINNLAY WOODLANDS!! Onna picturemap we could see there was nice DOOP DEE DOOP walkingroads allaways ‘round the puddlepond, so that is when I said … “LET’S GO-GO-GO, MIRABELLE!!” Plus that is what we did!! …………
Butt soon as we started to do walkingtimes, we founded a walkingdock that went out on the puddlepond, so we checked that out firstest!! Was soopercool, plus alsotimes it made us wanna go allways ‘round the puddlepond REAL BAD!! Hee hee!! ‘Cuz it looked ‘MAZING!!
Butt soon as we started walking times a ‘gain, that is when we got waymorecloser to the horseybarn thing-y, so we ‘cided to check it out too!! There was a whole buncha sooperneato stuffs ‘round there!! Have a looksee for yourself, guys!! …………………
Did you see, guys!!?? The horseybarn was amayzazing, butt inna ‘nother chunk close to the puddlepond, there was lotsa benches for buttparts all together for maybe special partytimes or weddingtimes hitchery, plus a boulderock with ‘membering wordybits, plus a wordysign with a hat that was for even more ‘memberings!! Basically is was sooperfun, plus sooper interestingal for our brainmelons too!! Yes!!
Butt then FINALLYTIMES, we got to do some DOOP DEE DOOPING ……….
Mostly alla the wildertrail was under leafytrees, so it was not too stinkywarm, guys!! Plus we got to poke our melons outta the shrubbadubs at differenter chunks ‘round the puddlepond, so we could have a real good looksee at it for allover!! Was soopernice!!
After we moseyed allaways ‘round to where campingspots were, THAT is where we founded the GOOFBALLERYGROUNDS with lotsa ‘MAZING MONKEYCLIMBERS!! You will not even BLEEVE it, guys!! Have a looksee!! ……………
How soopercool is THAT, guys!!?? Pretty soopercool, amirite!!?? IKNOW!!
Then me plus Mirabelly’s brainmelons ‘sploded ‘cuz we founded a GIGANTICAL , BLOO PEOPLECHAIR!! Seriousface!! Was sooperbig for reals!! Even with botha our buttparts onnit, we still had big piles of roominess, guys!! Lookit!! ………………..
Crazybananas, amirite!!?? YES!! Butt sooperfun awesometimes too!! Hee hee!!
Anyways, after THAT, we founded more wordysigns, plus went allaways ‘cross some big chunks of grassycarpet, plus that is when we founded ROCKY a ‘gain!! Yup!! For the lastest part - just to make sure we sawed everythings - ROCKY took us allways ‘round the campingtimesgrounds, plus on every rollycar road there was, guys!! Seriousface!!
That is when we sawed some peoples, butt … not so many!! They prolly was thinkingthoughts we were creepy goobers or somethings, butt me plus Mirabelly did lotsa wavings, plus showed everybuddy our smilyfaces and stuff too!! Yup!! ……………….
You can see where normaltimes they will let you borrow CANOODLES for dollarpennies, guys!! Plus CYCLEBIKES too!! Butt ‘cuz of the crummyvirus you can’t do that stuff just nowabouts!! Nope!! Bummer, butt … they will come back!! Sure will!! After the crummyvirus takes a hike!! The GOOBER!!
Anyhoozle, this was a pretty cool park with lots’nlots to do plus see, guys!! So for all those reasonings plus waymorelots, I am giving it a SNORT INDEX RATING OF … FORE SNORTS (4 SNORTS OUT OF 5)!! Yes!!
Shanksh, park!! You were totally worth all the traveltripping!! Maybe won daytimes me plus Mirabelly will come back to see who can fit that gigantical BLOO PEOPLECHAIR for crying out Pete!! Ha ha!!
Shanksh, everybuddy!! I am getting waymorecloser to finishing (SIX HUNDRED PARK REVIEWS) plus going for a MARBLEWORLD RECORD, so it means lots’nlots you are readerating them, plus saying lotsa encouraging wordybits for me!! You are filling my Heart with Happy for reals!!
Plus ‘member to not forget: The Naturemama is your friendlypal too, so …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
Parkmaster General of Canada
