HOFHUIS PARK
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This park is inna LAKE, guys!!
Was shinynew when we went!!
It is waymoregreener nowabouts!!
Not much for doings - YET!!
VISITED Sept. 5, 2017!!
HOFHUIS PARK
PARK REVIEW #555
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
Port Stanley, Ontario, Canada
This park is real close to a sooperpopular SANDYBEACH at the PORT STANLEYplace, guys!!
They builderated it right on top of a gigantical puddlepond called LAKE ERIE!! I am not even joshing!!
This is what you see when you firstest get to there!! Just walkingroads and benches for buttparts mostly!!
Butt there is LOTSA boulderocks plus a whole buncha there BOULDERPEOPLES too!! YES!!
Goooooooodmorningtimes, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is me, your bestest buddypal plus PARKMASTER GENERAL, ARCHIE BRINDLETON taklings at you!! Yup!! Sure hope you are having a ‘mazing daytimes so fars, PLUS … I am gonna share with you a real differenter park for this morningtimes!! YUP!! Won that is on top of a gigantical puddlepond!!
YUP!! It is a shinynew park that was builderated in the 2017times for my CANAFDAplace’s BIRTHDAYTIMES, guys!! (* Canada’s 150th Birthday!) It was builderated onna pretty gross chunk of place that got cleaned up real nice, so your lookingmarbles don’t say “GROSS!!” Yes. See … this park is builderated next to where gigantical tubs of goop (crude oil reservoirs) used to look all crusty plus gross and stuff. BUTT NOT ANYMORES!!
Nope!! They put pants on those gigantical tubs so they look pretty AOK, plus then they n’vented a nice park for exploradventuring on!! IKNOW!! Pretty cool for reals!! It is right next to a sooperpopular sandybeach called LONG BEACH. Yes!! So to get to this park, you have to start from LONG BEACH or from a shinynew PARKING RODEO!!
Here is what you see when you come from the LONG BEACH way, guys!! …………
SEE!!?? Mostly it is just simple walkingroads with nice benches for buttparts and stuff!!
Plus THIS is what you see from the OTHER way in, guys!! From the PARKING RODEO side!! …………………………..
Yes!! Guys …. this chunk of place used to look soopergross for reals, so it is real nice to see it all fixed up plus even sorta beautifullish!!
Here is what the way in looks like from the Parking Rodeo side!! Check out the little BLOO house where a floatyboat lives!! Soopernice!! Plus there is so much wet, waterystuffs for your lookingmarbles to check out!! It basically goes FOREVERTIMES, guys!! Yup!! ……………..
Plus THIS side is where lots’nlots of floatyboats go in, plus out of PORT STANLEY!! Yes!! Did you know!!?? PORTS are like a citytownsburg for floatyboats!! It’s basically SCIENCE!!
So truestory for reals, it is just real nice to watch alla the floatyboats go in plus out!! I LIKED IT!! Here is won that Pop says was full up with STINKYFISH!! Wishowish I could see the insideparts ‘cuz that sounds ‘MAZING!! ……………………
This kind of floatyboat makes nice CHUG-CHUG-CHUG sorta sounds when it goes by!!
OH!! Then I ‘member what happened NEXTEST, guys!!
Me plus Mirabelly got to see a big ‘ol rumbletruck that had a floatyboat ON LEAD, put the floatyboat into the wet, waterystuffs!! Did you know … there is a special concreek hill that rumbletrucks can walk backwards into so’s the floatyboat goes in, butt they don’t get their feets wet!! I AM NOT EVEN JOSHING!! Check it out!! ………………
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! “Byebye floatyboat!! Hope you have sooperfun awesometimes!!”
After that, me plus Mirabelly almostly got SOAKERED ‘cuz the wet waterystuffs was getting real SAUCY!! For reals!! It was jumping out of the puddlepond, plus going crazybananas!! Just lookit!! ………….
Ha ha!! Soopersaucy!!
Then we got to go-go-go to where the concreek hill where the floatyboat went down!! Yup!! Was sooperfun, ‘cuz our Mirabelly is waymore saucy than the wet waterystuffs was, guys!! Ha ha!! She was trying to chomp it, plus BOP IT’S FACEPARTS!! Seriousface!! Hee hee!! ………..
Anyhoozle …..you can see from this here picturestory there is not so much for DOINGS when you are right inside this park, guys!! Nope. Not so much. Just walkingroads plus benches for buttparts. BUTT … this park is alla ‘bout being nice for yoyur lookingmarbles. Yes. Plus it is pretty good at THAT!!
When We went to there, it was shinynew, plus there was almostly NO GREEEEEEEN, guys!! Butt this here picturestory from the GOOGLEBOT shows how it is getting waymoregreener nowabouts!! ……..
Pretty GREEEEEEEN nowabouts, don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! Plus maybe when they find more dollarpennies, they can builderate some more sooperfun stuffs that will make this park even waymorecooler!! YES!!
Okeedoke!! There is WON more cool thing this park has that most parks do not, guys!! Plus that is a special kind of walkingroad that goes OVER TOP OF WET WATERYSTUFFS!! Seriousface!! It is called
… A PIER!! YES!! ……..
The PIER is wayfarback from where you go in, guys!! On the very ENDEST chunk of this park!! So it does not matter what way you go in, just keep DOOP DEE DOOPING far out as you can!!
This picturestory is from the parking rodeo side, so’s you can see it wayfaraways!! SEE!!?? ………………..
Plus this is what you will see when you are almostly there!! ………….
TA-DA!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Pretty neato, amirite!!?? IKNOW!!
SHANKSH, PARK!! You are doing a great job at making your chunk of place waymoreprettier!! Yes!! Was sooperfun to meet you even though there is not much for doing where you are - ‘SPECIALLY for puppies!!
So that is how come I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF ….
(2 SNORTS OUT OF 5)!!
Shanksh to YOU guys too!! For being my friendlyfriends plus for saying nice stuffs ‘bout me trying for a marbleworld record!! YES!! We are getting to there, guys!! (600 park reviews) ** BUTTWIGGLE ** Plus if it happens, it is only ‘cuz of all the helpings you are sending me!! TRUESTORY!!
‘Till the nextest times, take real good care of yourself, be soopernice to everybuddy you meet, plus ‘member to not forget…
…”GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
Parkmaster General of Canada
