Sep 15

Sep 15 LION'S TRAIL

Jordan Morris

Parks I have been to!

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Not on the GOOGLEBOT picturemaps - ‘TILL NOWABOUTS!!
Butt is a real nice wildertrail!!
Close to MisterRiver too!!
VISITED Sept. 15 2020!!

LION’S TRAIL #557

Snort Index Rating:

3.0 SNORTS!!

Dorchester, Ontario, Canada

This park is not even so far aways, guys!! Not even won HALF of won hourtimes!! No biggie!!

Plus it is a real pretty wildertrail that ends at an ICYCREAM STORE!! I am not even joshing!!

The Parking Rodeo is HERE, outside of the Dorchesterplace, plus it ends at the Dorchesterplace border!!

Doesn’t look like so much, butt … it is pretty NICE!!

HEY, HIDEY-HO, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton is here, plus I am back with a whole ‘nother Park Review just for you!!

Truestory it is getting soopertough to find parks close to my foreverhome ‘cuz … well ‘cuz I have been to OVER FIVAL HUNRED FOR CRYING OUT PETE!! IKNOW!! Butt for this review I founded won that is not on the Googlebot picturemaps, plus … that is not so fars a ‘way, plus … it is a real nice wildertrail for DOOP DEE DOOP exploradventuring!! You will see!!

Anyhoozle, this park is just outside of the DORCHESTERplace that is real close to my Forest City!! Yup!! I have been past this chunk of place a bunchatimes, butt … it did not look like so much, plus there did not look like there was too much shadybits, so I did not want to go-go-go when it was stinkywarm!!

Nowabouts it was perfectal in the outsideplace, so me plus Pop plus Rocky went to have a real good looksee!!

When you get to there, you can see it is basically right next to our Mister River, guys!! So firstest thing I did was say “BURBLE URBLE URBLE MISTER RIVER!!” ‘cuz that means “you ae my friend” in rivertalk!! Yup!! After that you can see some cool wordysigns, picklenicking tables, a lookerating room with no roof, plus evena POOP CLOSET!! Check it out!! ………………

Truestory it is not too often you see a POOP CLOSET at a wildertrail like THIS, guys!! So that is pretty nice for peoples, butt …. how come did they put it right next to the fancy sculpturesign!!?? That is CRAZYBANANAS!! There was leafytrees with shadybits on the whole other side of the parking rodeo that would be PERFECTAL!! IKNOW!!

Anyhoozle … if you go past the Poop Closet, plus past the picklenick tables, you will find where the WILDERTRAIL starts. It is what us professional-type Parkmasters call the TRAIL MELON (* Trail Head). Yes. That is where there is a bunch more wordysigns for brainlearning you ‘bout where you are, plus where you can go-go-go, plus alla the rules and stuff!! Yup!! So check those out too, guys!! ………………..

After THAT, it gets REAL pretty!! Yup!! Takes ‘bout (10 minutes) to DOOP DEE DOOP from the TRAIL MELON to the other end, plus just LOOKIT at The NatureMama plus alla her babies, guys!!

She is soooooooooooo BEAUTIFULLISH and stuff!! …………………

PRETTY, AMIRITE!!?? IKNOW!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

‘Course, everybuddy knows the wordybit “TRAIL MELON”, butt there is no sciencename for the OTHER end of the wildertrail, so that is what I call the TRAIL BUTT. Yes. Plus guys …. this TRAIL BUTT is ‘mazing ‘cuz truestory for reals no joshing seriousface, it ends right ‘cross the rollycar road from an ICYCREAM STORE!! IKNO!! It is called THE FROZEN COW and everythings!!

So you can DOOP DEE DOOP, slurp some icycream, DOOP DEE DOOP a ‘gain back to your rollycar, plus then go back to your foreverhome!! IKNOW!! It is perfectal for nice, easybreezy DOOP DEE DOOPING with your sweetie!!

Basically this trail is not so long, butt it is real pretty ‘cuz you get to walk nextest to MisterRiver the whole, entire ways!! He is the NICEST!! plus there is floatybirds plus I even sawed a HERONBIRD with stickylegs and everythings!! Was AWESOMETIMES!! Here is what the TRAIL BUTT Looks like, plus how you can see the ICYCREAM STORE right from the way in!! Check it out!! …………….

Anyhoozle …. was waymorenicer than I thoughted it was gonna be, so just goes to show that it is sooperworth stopping at alla these little parks for some DOOP DEE DOOP exploradventuring!! Sure is!! ‘Cuz you neverever know what you are gonna find, guys!! LIKE AN ICYCREAM STORE FOR CRYING OUT PETE!! Plus I sended my picturestories to the GOOGLEBOT, so nowabouts EVERYBUDDY can find this park too!! Yup!!

Shanksh, Park!! You are pretty cool, plus real pretty and stuff, plus I like that you are real close buddies with MisterRiver, butt ‘cuz you are sorta shortish, plus sooperclose to busy rollycar roads with no safety fencings to keep puppies in, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …

(3 OUT OF 5 SNORTS )!!

Shanksh, guys!! There are waymorelots of Park Reviews comin’ atcha, so come back tomorrowtimes for the nextest shinynew won just for you!! Yup!!

Plus ‘member to not forget: if you are getting squirrelly in the brainmelon, or if your muskulls are all dusty, there is a real easybreezy, soopernice way for putting Happy back in your Heart!! Yup!! Just …