Sep 16

Sep 16 JOANY'S WOODS

Jordan Morris

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In the middle of NOWHERES!!
SOOPERthick wilderwild, guys!!
A BAJILLION SKITTERBUGS!! !
VISITED July 5 2020!!

LION’S TRAIL
PARK REVIEW #558

Snort Index Rating:

3.0 SNORTS!!

Lambton Shores, Ontario, Canada

This park was a WAYS from our foreverhome, guys!! Pretty much a whole, entire HOURTIMES!! Yup!!

Plus I am not joshing when I say it is in the middleparts of NOWHERES!! Googlebot knows where it is, butt the ‘fficial addressybits say “UNMARKED ROAD” for crying out Pete!!

Here is where the LASTEST for reals road ends, plus you have to go-go-go down that pebbleroad past the warning-type picturesigns!! It is not ‘zackly INVITING, guys!! IKNOW!! Then you go a whole chunk of ways down this wilderoad that sometimes is called UNMARKED ROAD, butt othertimes is called BOOT HILL ROAD!! Check it out!! — Here is where the LASTEST for reals road ends, plus you have to go-go-go down that pebbleroad past the warning-type picturesigns!! It is not ‘zackly INVITING, guys!! IKNOW!!

Then you go a whole chunk of ways down this wilderoad that sometimes is called UNMARKED ROAD, butt othertimes is called BOOT HILL ROAD!! Check it out!!

Hi guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Goodmorningtimes and stuff!! It is soopernice to see your faceparts, plus I am sooper’cited to share this Park Review with you ‘cuz wanna know why!!?? ‘CUZ IT WAS CRAZYBANANAS!! I am not even joshing!!

I founded this park on a picturemap, guys!! Plus it is called JOANY’S WOODS. Yup!! Sounded NICE!! I liked the name lots, plus when I readed alla ‘bout it, I wanted to go-go-go for reals!! ………..

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE

‘Course it does not say how come it is called “JOANY’S WOODS” or who Joany is or how come a chunk of wilderwild is named after her, so for my brainmelon, that seems weird and stuff. Yes.

ANYHOOZLE …. Our rollycar ROCKY traveltripped me plus Mirabelly there, plus went wayfardown a sketchy wilderoad to get to here, plus the firstest stuffs we saw was a SORTA parking rodeo (‘cuz the wilderoad sorta went THROUGH it!!?? Sorta), plus a buncha wordysigns. LIKE THIS!! ……………….

So alla the wordysigns lookerated like nobuddy was giving them lovings for a sooperlong times, guys. Nope. Plus EVERYTHINGS was real wilderwild-y for REALS!! Rocky founded a chunk of shadybits to hide in that was littlebits PAST the parking rodeo, so he waited there. It was sooperhard to tell where to go-go-go ‘cuz everythings was so wilderwild-y!! Plus, there was not even ANYBUDDY there, so for reals it felted like we were wayfarout in the middle of nowheres!! Sure did!!

Here is what the parking rodeo looks like, plus in the firstest picturestory, you can see Rocky’s buttparts hiding in the shadybits!! Hee hee!! ……………..

Butt guys …. soon as we got out to exploradventure ‘round the parking rodeo, that is when we founded out that there WAS somebuddy there!!

SKITTERBUGS!!

WOWZERS. YUP!! Lots’nlotsn’lots’nlots of them!! ‘Fore we started to DOOP DEE DOOP, Pop had to pretty much SOAKER me plus Mirabelly in ANTI-SKITTERBUG POTION!! It was the WORSTEST!!

Butt … after that, we founded the way in, plus did some poserating!! ……………….

Can you SEE!!?? How GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENY GREEN it is in there!!?? IKNOW!! Truestory it was real sketchy, plus raggedy-looking everywheres, butt alsotimes it was sooperpretty like The NatureMama is allatimes, guys!! Plus we luvluvLOVE THE NATUREMAMA!! Yes!!

Butt SERIOUSFACE … this is not a wildertrail for beginners, guys. Not even. This trail is for ADVANCED BEGINNERS ‘cuz of how WILDERWILD-Y it is everywheres!! Just have a looksee for your own selfs!! ……………………

Butt … ‘cuz I am Parkmaster General plus a professional-type DOOP DEE DOOPer, we did a whole buncha DOOP DEE DOOPing anyhoozle, plus took a BLOO trail for sooperlongtimes ‘till we got to a chunk that was NOT under the leafytrees, guys. Yes. Plus that was a prollem onna count of how many degrees were in the outsideplace that daytimes!! Basically there was ‘bout …. a MAJILLION.

So we TRIED to go a chunk of ways in the openparts, hoping the shadybits would come back, butt … NOPE. So we had to go-go-go back. Flat-faced puppies do not do so good when there are a majillion degrees in the outsideplace, is what I am saying!!

Butt … it was SOOPERPRETTY!! ……………..

After THAT, we took a differenter BLOO wildertrail that went allaways ‘round to where the UNNAMED ROAD / BOOT HILL ROAD goes, plus we DOOP DEE DOOPed on it allways back to where we founded ROCKY a ‘gain!! Yup!! HE SNUCKED UP ON US LIKE A SNEAKY NINJAMAN!! Hee hee!!

Butt guys … truestory for reals no joshing seriousface … if you go to JOANY’S WOODS, bring lots’nlots’nLOTS of ANTI-SKITTERBUG POTION!! LOTS!! I am saying this to you ‘cuz these were the MOST BIGGEST, MOST BURLIEST, plus MOST BULLY-ISH skitterbugs we have seen in all of evertimes!!

There must be a GYM close to here, ‘cuz these skitterbugs are all jacked up on goofballs plus tried to take our lunch money!! I am not even joshing!! ……………..

Shanksh, Park!! You are real sooperpretty, plus so wayfarout in the middle of nowheres it is real safe for puppies to exploradventure and stuff, butt great googilymoogily!! You gotta do somethings ‘bout your skitterbug gangs!! The WORSTEST!! So ‘cuz of THAT, plus ‘cuz you are not getting lotsa GROOMING-TYPE LOVINGS, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …

(3 SNORTS OUT OF 5)!!

Shanksh, guys!! For reading my park review, plus for being such ‘mazing friendlypals!! It is only fun to chase a marbleworld record (of 600 Park Reviews - Most Parks Visited by a Single Dog) ‘cuz I get to share them with you!! Plus you know what I say allatimes, amirite!!?? YUP!!