SAKURA PARKETTE
Park Review #565:
SAKURA PARKETTE
St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada
Snort Index Rating:
1.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Not so much!!
Just a teensy chunk of place!!
Real close to rollycar roads!!
BUTT … there is CHERRY-FLAVOURDED LEAFYTREES FROM THE JAPANPLACE!!
VISITED on September 5, 2016 !!
This park is just in the nextest citytownsburg over called ST. THOMAS!! Yup!! So, not so fars, guys!!
Butt … truestory for reals there is not much goings on here!! It is just a teensy chunk of place onna corner ‘tween too rollycar roads!! Pretty SNORNG!! - OR MAYBE IT ISN’T, GUYS!! Hee hee!!
Here is what you see from your rollycar road, guys!! Pretty snoring, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! BUTT … if you get out to go-go-go readerate the wordysign hiding in there, you will brainlearn somethings pretty neato!!
HOWDY, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is your Parkmaster General, Archie Brindleton who is me with a whole ‘nother Park Review!! YUP!! Butt this times it is not a gigantical won, guys!! Nope!! This times it is just teensy, PLUS … even though it looks pretty snoring, we founded somethings pretty cool ‘bout this here teensy park!! YUP!! Plus now is when I am gonna tell you alla ‘bout it!!
Firstofalls, I wanna brainlearn you that this Park Review is won of the big pile that disavanished inside a wonky ‘puterbox!! Yup!! Plus … it is maybe the most OLDENTIMER of alla them ‘cuz me plus Mirabelly went to exploradventure in this park wayfarback in the 2016times!! That is almostly ‘zackly FORE YEARTIMES A ‘GO, GUYS!! Iknow!! Just lookit how junior me plus Mirabelly look!! Ha ha!! Amayzazing!!
OK. Now for seriousface facteroids. This park is the opposite of big. Yes. It is teensy. So teensy that it is not even a growed-up park yet!! Nope!! It is a juniorperson park called a PARKETTE!! Truestory!! Plus there is not so much goings on, either!! NOPE A ‘GAIN!!. Prolly the most interestingal thing you will see if your rollycar takes you by, is the PEOPLESHED where peoples wait for ROLLYBUSES to come get them!! Seriousface!! Only prollem is, peoplesheds like that do not even count, so no snorts for that!!
So me plus Mirabelly had a real good looksee alla ‘round this park just to make sure we did not miss anythings, guys!! Here is what our lookingmarbles sawed!! ……..
So …. pretty snoring. Yes. Plus this here park does not even have a ‘fficial wordysign for crying out Pete!! That is won of my PEEVIST PETS, guys!! I am not even joshing!! BUTT … Me plus Mirabelly did find a wordysign hiding near the most middle-ist chunk that was REAL interestingal!! Check it out!! …………….
So wayfarback in the 2007times, the mayorman of the St. Thomasplace made this park a ‘fficial part of the SAKURA CHERRY TREE PROJECT, plus they planted a whole buncha the sooperpretty YOSHINO CHERRY LEAFYTREES here!! Yup!! I was thinkingthoughts that sounded pretty cool, so I asked googlebot alla ‘bout it, butt … guys …. THERE IS NOTHINGS ‘BOUT IT ON THE INTERWEBSNET!! IKNOW!! BUTT …
I did find out that it is STILL GOINGS ON - SORTA, butt over in the BRITAINplace nowabouts!! YUP!! So here is where you can read alla ‘bout what is goings on over there!! ….
So anyhoozle … peoples from the Japanplace are still making friendlyfriends allover our marbleworld, butt just nowabouts they are giving cheerry trees like these wons to the peoples over in the Britainplace!! YUP!!
I like it, guys!! It puts Happy in my Heart that peoples from allover are making shinynew friendlyfriends by giving giftypresents that are sooperpretty CHERRY TREES!! The coolist!! ……
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Butt seriousface I will not fib to you. You are pretty snoring for reals. Yes. Plus you are real close to rollycar roads with no fencings or anythings for puppies to do goofballery on, BUTT … alsotimes you are a lucky duckling for having alla those sooperpretty CHERRY TREES to take care of!! Yup!! So that is the only reasonings how come I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(1 SNORT OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! Just goes to show there is almostly allatimes a soopercool story for discovering wherever you go-go-go!! If me plus Mirabelly did not have a real good looksee at this here park, we would never get brainlearned bout the ‘mazing friendly-ship ‘tween the St. Thomasplace plus the Japanplace!!
So ‘member to not forget: GET SOOPERCURIOUS, plus …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
Parkmaster General of Canada