SHERWOOD FOREST PARK
Park Review #570:
SHERWOOD FOREST PARK
Snort Index Rating:
1.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
It is inna neighbourhood, guys!!
Lotsa peoplehouses a ‘round!!
Lotsa rollycar roads too!!
Butt mostly a whole lotta not so much!!
VISITED on September 17, 2016!!
This park is sooperclose ‘cuz it is right here in my Forest City!! Yup!!
Here is what the GOOGLEBOT says it looks like. This was the FIRSTEST weird thing I sawed, guys. What are those greenygreen shapes in the middleparts!!?? I did not know … BUTT I FOUNDED OUT!!
Here is what you will see from your rollycar!! Not so much!!
Parkmaster General ARCHIE BRINDLETON looking cool plus doing cool Parkmaster stuff!!
Hey hidey-ho, Doop Dee Doop Troopers!! It is me, PARKMASTER GENERAL Archie Brindleton comin’ atcha with a shinynew Park Review!! Yup!! Now … truestory this park is sorta snoring, BUTT … there was a sooperfun mysterypuzzle for solving too!! Sure was!! Plus now is when I am gonna share it with YOU!!
Prolly everybuddy who lives close to here knows alreadytimes, butt not me!! Nope!! Not even littlebits!! So when I went to here a whiles a ‘go, I started to see teensy things that were sorta weird, guys!! So it got me to wonderthunking … HUH!!?? Plus also … “WHAT IN THE MARBLEWORLD!!??” ………..
Anyhoozle … this is a pretty regular-type citypark for my Forest City with just a teensy wordysign onna stick. Yes. It was raining littlebits of wet, waterydrops, so I did not stay for too much times, BUTT … I wanted to have a real good looksee anyhoozle, so me plus POP exploradventured allover. Have a looksee for yourselfs, K? K!! …….
So not so ‘mazing, butt not the worstest either, amirite!!?? Just lotsa nice greenygreeeeeeeeen grassycarpet, plus leafytrees and stuff, butt no benches for buttparts, no monkeyclimbers, basically not so much of anythings. BUTT … my brainmelon was confuselled how come there was OTHER stuffs here that mostly other parks do not have!!For reals!!
So have a looksee at this nextest picturestory, guys. See the lines on the rollycar road right next to this park!!?? ………….
Weird, amirite!!?? ‘Cuz basically THERE IS NOTHINGS THERE!! IKNOW!!
Then I had a real good looksee at the wordysigns close to those lines!! Can you guesserate what they say, guys!!?? Can you!!?? LOOKIT!! …..
“SCHOOL BUS LOADING ZONE!!??”
Soon as a sawed that, my brainmelon said “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!??” Then I asked the GOOGLEBOT more ‘bout this park, plus I founded THIS picturestory!! ……………
Can you see, guys!!?? This is from justbefores this was ‘fficially made into a park!! You can see there used to be buildinghouses and stuff on this chunk of place!! facteroid is … THERE USED TO BE A LEARNINGSCHOOL HERE!! Yes!!
Then my brainmelon said … “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Now I get it!! Plus that ‘splains how come there is THIS buildinghouse still in won corner of this park!! ……..……….
It is a lighteninghouse, guys!! Or somethings like that!! Maybe a wet, watery pumpingplace!! Dunno!! Butt it was for helperating to make the learningschool work good!! Now it does not have anythings to do!! IKNOW!!
Mysterypuzzle solved, guys!! This park used to be a learningschool yard, for where juniorpeoples did lotsa goofballery plus baseballing and stuff. Now it is just a park full-up with grassycarpet and leafytrees. Not so bad, butt … maybe won daytimes my Forest City will builderate lotsa soopercool stuffs here like slippyslides, swingychairs, bouncy riders - LIKE ‘SPECIALLY A LADYBUG KIND OR A PONY - plus stuffs like that. Maybe!!
Shanksh, Park!! For giving me a sooperfun mysterypuzzle for solving!! Yes!! Butt … you are still sorta snoring, so ‘cuz there is not much for doing, plus ‘cuz you are close to rollycar roads with no fencings or anythings soopercool, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(1.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! Just goes to show you neverever know what you are gonna find ‘till you find it, so ….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archie Brindleton,
Parkmaster General of Canada
