COWAN PARK
Park Review #567:
COWAN PARK
Snort Index Rating:
1.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Gigantical sportyfields!!
Sooperfun monkeyclimbers!!
Poop closets, guys!!
SOMETHINGS THAT WEIRDED ME OUT LOTS’NLOTS!! GOLLY!!
VISITED on September 5, 2016!!
This is a ‘nother park in the citytownsburg of ST. THOMAS that is just nextdoor to my FOREST CITY!!
There is basically TOO chunks of park here - sorta!! The FIRSTEST chunk is mostly sportyfields with a teensy goofballery grounds for juniorpeoples innit, plus the NEXTEST chunk at the wayfarback is somethings I have neverever even seen befores - PLUS IT WEIRDED ME OUT!!
Here is what you see from your rollycar when you get to here, guys!! You can see the goofballery grounds for juniorpeoples on the left paw side!! Butt … when you go-go-go to the wayfarback chunk ….
It looks like THIS!! Did you know what this chunk is for!!?? ME EITHER!!
Hey, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster Archie Brindleton who is me is sooperhappy to see your faceparts a ‘gain!! Mirabelly too!! YUP!! We are here for sharing a shinynew park review!! Butt guys … when we founded what was here at this park, we did not stay so long. Nope. Plus I am gonna tell you how come, K? K!!
Firstofalls … MOSTLY all of this park is pretty AOK. Yes. Plus the thing I sawed that weirded me out is not ‘fficially PART of this park, butt it is in the same chunk of place, plus you have to use the same rollycar road to get to there, plus YOU CAN SEE IT FROM WHERE JUNIORPEOPLES ARE DOING GOOFBALLERY!!
Anyhoozle … it s’prized me lots’nlots, guys. Plus not inna sooperfun way or anythings. Lemme ‘splain. … When you firstly get to here you see THIS stuff!! ………
No biggie, amirite!!?? This park has the same ‘zact wordysigns alla the parks in the ST. THOMASplace has!! Yup!! Plus soon as you get to there, you can see the goofballery grounds where juniorpeoples like to go-go-go!! It looks like THIS, guys!! ………..
That is not the most gigantical goofballery grounds I have seen in evertimes, butt truestory it is pretty cool!! Yes!! Plus there is a nice picklenicking place with a hat onnit for when the rainingdrops come!! IKNOW!! Pretty good!! There is lots’nlots of picklenicking tables, plus even POOP CLOSETS!! Yup!! Not every park has those, guys!! ……….
So basically I was starting to like this park, guys!! There was juniorpeoples having HappyFunTimes, plus from here, me plus Mirabelly could see gigantical sportyfields of grassycarpet!! YUP!! So we DOOP DEE DOOPed ‘long the pebbly rollycar road that goes allways to the backest parts of this park to have a looksee!! ……..
There is won basketballery chunk, butt mostly everythings else was a ‘bout SOCCERBALLING!! Yes!!
Butt when we got to the backest part of this park, we founded a whole ‘nother parking rodeo. Yes. With a BUNCHA rollycars innit. Yup. Plus there was a peopleshed, with lotsa peoples moseying a ‘round. Plus there was weird POP POP POP sounds too. Guys … it looked like more sportyfields behind the peopleshed, butt … NOPE!! It was somethings waymoredifferenter than THAT!! ……….
Guys …. I am not even joshing … it was a clubhouse for … ROOTY TOOTY AIM’NSHOOTY… GUNS. Out in the openparts!! Seriousface. I have neverever even SEEN a club like that befores!! I did not even know what my listenator earparts were hearing!! Here in my Canadaplace, we do not have too many of these, plus mostly they are hiding from peoples and stuff for safety - ‘specially JUNIORPEOPLES.
Now … prolly this club has been there forevertimes, guys. Maybe. Dunno. From maybe when that was no big dealio wayfarback when the ST. THOMASplace was just teensy … plus it is not ‘fficially part of this park, butt … you have to go THROUGH this park to get to it, plus you can pretty much see JUNIORPEOPLES playing won way, then turn to see growed-ups doing rooty tooty aim’nshooty the other. I could not even BLEEVE it!!
‘Member when I shared for you a Park Review of a nice park that is right nextdoor to a POOP FACTORY (sewage plant)!!?? Everybuddy said that was crazybananas, amirite!!?? Yup. ME TOO!! Guys … this feels even waymore crazybananas to my brainmelon. Just sayin’.
What are YOUR thinkingthoughts, guys!!??
NO SHANKSH, PARK!! I know it is not your fault or anythings, plus some of your chunks are pretty cool, butt … great googilymoogily!! That is how come I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(1 OUT OF 5 SNORTS) !!
Shanksh for readerating, guys!! I am hoping you get to go-go-go to a chunk of place YOU like sooperlots for hangout-ery with the NatureMama plus all her babies ‘cuz it is real good for you plus ‘cuz YOU DESERVE IT!! Yes!! For reals and everything, so soon as you can…
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
Parkmaster General of Canada
