MEMORIAL PARK
Park Review #568:
MEMORIAL PARK
24375 Poplar Hill Road,
Ilderton, Ontario, Canada
N0M 2A0
Snort Index Rating:
3.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Confusallating PLACE name!!
Big ‘ol BONGYBELL!!
Baseballery field!!
Yodelbarn plus gigantical picklenicking barn with lots benches for buttparts too!!
VISITED on November 17, 2016 !!
This park is only ‘bout won half of won hourtimes a ‘way from the Brindlebunch foreverhome!! Was easybreezy for finding, guys!!
It is inna teensy little chunk of place called POPLAR HILL. - OR IS IT!!?? I will ‘splain in littlebits!!
Here is what you will see from your rollycar, guys!! Does not look like so much, butt truestory there is lots’nlots of stuffs for checking out here!! You will see!!
Hi guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Shanksh for coming to check out my shinynew Park Review, everybuddy!! This won is for a park that is hiding in the middleparts of a sleepy little citytownsburg that most peoples will neverever get to see!! Yes!! Butt ‘cuz I am a ptrofessional-type park reviewer, plus Parkmaster General of the Canadaplace, it was sooper’portant to go-go-go!! Yup!! Plus wanna know somethings?? … I LIKED IT!!
‘Cept for this park’s sooperdooper confusallating name, that is!! SERIOUSFACE!! The FIRSTEST wordysign I founded said LOBO MEMORIAL PARK. Then I founded won that said POPLAR HILL MEMORIAL PARK!! Butt when you ask the GOOGLEBOT where this park lives, it says ILDERTON!! What in the marbleworld!??
I founded this park wayfarback in the 2016times, guys. Yup. This is a ‘nother won of the Park Reviews that DISAVANISHED ‘till our Mum founded it inna wonlky ‘puterbox just littletimes a ‘go, so it is sooperfun for me to see a ‘gain!! Sure is, plus lookit who helperated to take us there!! It is our oldentimer rollycar, SKYROLLER BLOO!! Seeing his faceparts puts lotsa Happy in my Heart ‘cuz we went to basically a bajillion parks together!!
Anyhoozle …. here is what we founded when we firstly got to there!! Check it out!! …….
It was interestingal ‘cuz it looks like there is an oldentimer road INSIDE this park, guys!! Prolly from wayfarback in oldentimesdays. Prolly. Even from where SKYROLLER waited for us, we could see lotsa interestingal stuff for checking out, butt the firstest thing was ….
THE LION’S CLUB TRIANGLE THING-Y. Yup. We find these at lot’snlots of parks, guys!! Firstimes I founded won of these wordysigns I was thinkingthoughts how cool it would be to join a club full-up with LIONS!! IKNOW!! Butt … turns out L.I.O.N.S. is only secret code for … “LIBERTY INTELLIGENCE OUR NATIONS SAFETY.” Yup!!
LION’S CLUB: For over 100 years, we’ve served with uncommon kindness, putting the needs of our neighbours, our communities and our world first. We look back at our storied past with pride, but we know it’s only the beginning. Every day, we’re building on our legacy with the goal of making an even greater impact in the future.
100+ Years Of Serving Humanity
1.4 M Lions Around the World
47 K Lions Clubs in 200 Countries
Pretty cool, amirite!!?? Sure is!! Plus ’cuz I am Parkmaster General, it puts big piles of Happy in my Heart that these LIONSpeoples give so much lovings to so many parks just like this won!! YES!!
Anyhoozle … after checking out their triangularish wordysign, we went to check out a sooperdooper oldentimer cabinhouse!! That is a special kind of peoplehouse just for the wilderwild, guys!! Butt this won is right inside this here park!! ………….
Pretty neato, amirite!!?? Pretty much!! I did not find anythings to brainlearn me ‘bout this here cabinhouse, butt prolly it was there even befores this park was n’vented, guys!! Prolly!!
Plus it was getting to be the Holidaytimes when the Pajamaman comes to bring giftypresents, so there was decorational ornabits of The Pajamaman plus alla his flying deerpeople buddies out front!! Yup!! Plus wanna know what ELSE was there!!?? A BIG ‘OL BONGYBELL!! I am not even joshing!! …….
That is pretty cool!! Yes!! Plus soopercool that it was put here for celebrating the wonhunnyplus tweenyfival anniversarrytimes of a picklenicking partytimes called the LOBO UNION SCHOOL PICKLENICK!! Pretty ‘mazing, don’tchathink!!?? IKNOW!!
That brainlearns me ‘bout how ‘portant this park is to everybuddy who lives ‘round here!! I LIKE IT!!
Plus that is ‘bout when I founded somethings ELSE for checking out, guys!! Yes. We were exploradventuring onna walkingroad made of brickleblocks, guys. Yup. Butt allasudden … outtanowheres … WHAMMOKABLAMMO - I sawed there was wordybits on some of the brickleblocks!! Have a looksee for yourselfs!! ……………..
Do you see!!?? This brickleblock walkingroad is all a’bout ‘membering, guys!! Yes!! Plus peoplenames for ‘membering are on some of these brickleblocks!! ‘Portant peoples who went over the bridge and stuff. Guys … that is nice. Yes. It puts Happy in my Heart too.
Facteroid is, that is what this whole, entire park is a ‘bout!! That is how come it is called MEMORIAL PARK for crying out Pete!! IKNOW!!
Butt truestory it is not just brickleblocks that were for ‘membering at this park, guys. NOPE!! Leafytrees too!! ……….
That is real nice, guys. Sure is. 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
So me plus Mirabelly moseyed ‘long the brickleblock walkingroad, readerating peoplenames, plus checking out the leafytrees that were alla ‘bout ‘membering when allasudden …. outtanowheres … WHAMMOKABLAMMO - we founded the mostbiggest ‘membering chunk this park has!! Yup!! Guys … it was a sooperspecial statuesculpture with a Canadaplace flappyflag and everythings!! ………….
This here statuesculpture thing-y was ‘specially for ‘membering not to forget alla the peoples who did not get to come home from TOO differental marbleworld wartimes, guys. Yes.
I am not joshing, it was nice to see a perfectal shinynew-looking Canadaplace flappy flag flapping overtop, plus rings of flowerposies at the bottomparts. Yes. That means peoples ‘round here are still ‘membering, guys!! Sooper’portant!!
After reflectorating plus ‘membering and stuff for littlebits, me plus Mirabelly founded a peopleshed we wanted to check out!! Plus it had a ‘nother ‘portant wordysign onnit!! …………….
Did you see!!?? This wordysign tells the story ‘bout how this park was ‘nvented!!
(*click on the photo to make bigger - Mum)
Plus HERE is where you get to brainlearn alla ‘bout the cabinhouse we sawed, plus the special picklenicking partytimes too!! That is basically the coolest, plus I liked readerating this story lots’nlots, guys!! How ‘bout YOU!!?? IKNOW!!
After brainlearning for a whiles, then we got to checking out this peoplebarn!! Yup!! …….
Sure looks like it is a YODELBARN, guys!! With lotsa benches for buttparts that is pointed at a wooden hill for musicpeoples or somebuddy who has ‘portant stuffs for saying, maybe!!
Nextofalls, we founded the poopclosets, guys!! That is sooper’portant too if you are gonna have big piles of peoples picklenicking!! Truestory!! ……………
Nice!! Not every park has poopclosets, amirite!!?? Nope!! CLASSY!! Yes!!
Plus that is when we founded the gigantical PICKLENICKING BARN!! I am not even joshing!! ………….
A whole buncha peoples could picklenick in THERE, guys!! Just lookit alla the picklenick tables and stuff!! Plus ‘cuz it has a hat onnit, you can even picklenick when there are wet, watery rainingdrops!! NICE!!
After that, we founded the baseballery field, guys!! ………………
This chunk could maybe use some extra lovings, butt … still pretty nice, plus that got us to where we could see the chunk of place for juniorpeoples to do GOOFBALLERY!! YUP!! With swing-y chairs, monkeyclimbers, plus even a soopercool BOUNCYRIDER me plus Mirabelly got to try out at the same times!! That neverever happened befores, guys!! Have a looksee!! …….
Those are some pretty cool monkeyclimbers , don’tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! Plus there was a GRASSHOPPER bouncyrider I have only ever seen in won other park, so that was soopercool too!!
SHANKSH, PARK!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
You brainlearned me lots’nlots ‘bout the oldentimesdays in your POPLAR HILL, plus it was fun to exploradventure with you!! ‘Cuz of alla that, plus alla your ‘portant ‘membering chunks, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(3 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! Exploradventuring plus Doop Dee Dooping in parks is sooper’portant, plus sooperfun - even parks in teensy little citytownsburgs like this won!! Yup!! So if you are feeling BLOO or your muskles are getting dusty, ‘member to not forget to …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
